Three days of tomfoolery

here we three days till ashes birth and I'm bored so what's the best thing I can do

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let's mess with some people

(author) mess with oak he needs a new test subject. lol

'maybe your right I'll mess with him a bit

and so I did

I flew towards the old geezers house and knocked on his door to which I went invisible

'hello who is it?'he said coming to the door

he got closer to the door and then opened it and saw nothing

'i swear I though I heard someone at the door, must be my old age nagging at me.'

I laughed at him and threw a few berries at the back of his head

Splat

Splat

Splat

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a minute of silence goes by not even the wind could be heard

the old professor turned around so fast it really startled me making me fall on the ground

'Where are you you little scoundrel I know your out there so show your self or I'll throw more than a berry at ya!' he yelled

that terrified me completely making me turn uninvisible and now in front of him

Vee!

Ve!

Ve!

Vent!

Vee!

Ve!

Ve!

Ve!

Venti!

the professor was shocked to see the pokemon in front of him making him stumble on his words

'uhh uuhhhh what are you?!'he yelled in surprise

Ve

Ve

Ve

Ve

Ve

'im sorry! I'm so sorry please don't hurt me I'll clean up my mess I promise and annd!!!!'

after a moment Solaris finally realized he screwed up

(author) wow you really screwed up royally

'SHUT UP I DON'T NEED YOUR IMPUT!!!!!'

VEEEE

VEEEE

VEEEE

Veeeeee

VEeeee

this sudden uproar made oak surprised at the sudden change of this mysterious new pokemon

oak tried to get closer to this pokemon trying to examine it despite being mad only a couple seconds ago wondering

'(I cant believe this a new pokemon no one has ever seen has showed up on my door step and not only that it's like it has a powerful aura that even someone like me who doesn't have aura can sense it radiating from this pokemon, I must capture this pokemon and study it thoroughly)'he thought to himself while slowly approaching this pokemon that finaly took notice of what he was doing

____back to mcs point of view___

(author) hey if you can't except that your bad at pulling pranks I guess that makes you a sore loser

The hell it does if I could grab you by the neck I would wringe you out like a wet rag

(author) awww is baby mad I guess I overdid it oh well to bad for you so said hahahahaha

aaaaahhhhhhhh I wanna bite your head off

I said while biting on my skin to quench my angry finally noticing the professor that was slowly approaching him with a devious smile while his eyes showed his want to capture me

'don't touch me I don't know you stranger danger!' as I kicked him in the stumic making him grasp for air as he fell to to the ground to which he creepily rose back up like some undead monstrosity which made me shiver with a small amount of fear then I saw his eyes again he no longer wanted to catch me at the moment he wanted to beat the shit out of me to which I went and ran away in upmost fear for my Imortal life

GET BACK HERE YOU ILL TEACH YOU TO DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS

the professor far but close continued to run after me to which I ran into Delia ash's mother well more crashed than ran into

delia who was still somewhat confused at to which happened looked down to see what could only be considered a pokemon

'(whats with this cute creature)'

I turned around to only see the something that could only reconsidered a true monster of rage the now flushed with anger professor oak I turned back around to see the face of a confused Delia to which the only thing I could think of to spare my life the anger of the oak

I sent a telepathic link to to Delia and looked at her with a terrified crying face

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'((please save me))'

the confused Delia upon hearing this looked at this sobbing pokemon after hearing this only to look back at the ever so angry oak reaching there position at a rapid pase even at a pace that would make even a rapidash jealous

Delia almost immediately stood up understanding the situation better clutching onto this pokemon tighter and almost immediately she shouted out to the professor to stop

immediately the professor stopped in his tracks falling over to the sight of Delia

'why are you chasing this poor pokemon?'she asked in a sincere tone

'well you see this rud--

'i don't want to hear it you shouldn't be chasing such a cute little pokemon around town like a crazy person!'she said in a stern voice

but Delia you don't know what happe--

'no buts now if you excuse me I need to get my check up!' she shouted in a low and somewhat loud voice

'ok I'm sorry'oak said in a defeated tone

'you better be'she said

'(curses the darn pokemon I'll get back at you one day)'he said while sternly shaking his hand in anger

soon after we got out of the professors sight

'now then'delia said while looking down at the pokemon

'mind telling me why you hurt the professor'she said in a sadistic tone immediately starting to pound my head

Ow

Ow

OWww

'please stop it hurts'

'not until you tell me why you hurt poor old professor oak'she said while continuously pounding my head

'ow ow it- ow it's because I was play-- OW playing a prank and it got a little out o- ow ow ow out of hand I didn't mean to hurt him I was just a little scare- owwd!'

'hmm I guess that's good enough just don't hurt him any more when you pull pranks as he's old and doesn't need anymore pain'she said as she looked down at me and pounded me one last time harder than the rest knocking me unconscious

Delia realizing she messed up and started to rush to the pokemon center with me in hand

GOD WHY IS IT ALWAYS WOMAN THAT TORCHER ME!!!!!!!!!