The 6 Primordial Gods were defeated...

"Who are you?" As they both turned around, they could see a young man who looked around 20. Grey coloured hair that reached his chin and bright blue eyes. Yahweh himself...

Both Ophis and Luna stayed silent as they analysed him. He was strong... not as strong as them, they could beat him easily, but given that he was a primordial he was definitely strong. The thing that annoyed the both of them though, was that they could practically feel the smugness and arrogance rolling of him. As if he ruled the universe.

"I'll ask again and you would do well to answer me, WHO ARE YOU?" He shouted the last part and released his aura, not only scaring away the animals and forcing the humans? to their knees, but also harming them both. But why should he care right? He's God. He made them and he can just make more, they should be on their knees from the start worshipping him.

Ophis and Luna both looked at him and then looked at each other before a serious aura began to surround them. The faced each other's direction and then cocked back their fists whilst God looked on confused. Then, they both shot their firsts forward at full speed creating a supersonic boom and stopping their fists when they were about to touch, before they both said ""Rock, paper, scissors, shoot" and Luna kept her hand in the shape of a fist and Ophis held hers in an open palm.

"TCH" Luna scoffed whilst Ophis looked smug. God was just about to question what the fuck they were doing in the face of his greatness, when he saw Ophis flash in front of him and then an impact on his cheek before he was sent crashing into a mountain a few miles away. She had backhanded him.

God was in a daze. He has been alive for something like 500 years now and only met five others who were born along with him him… his siblings. He is supposed to be the strongest besides his siblings and yet, it only took one slap to send him flying. A slap to his pride. He was pissed.

Luna and Ophis however, no longer took notice of him as they were arguing once more. "Baka bird to slow" "Tch, you just got lucky incompetent lizard." insults went flying back and forth, yet none seemed to notice the aura that's increasing with intensity as time goes by. When they finally took notice of the aura, they turned to see Yahweh seething with rage. "Heh? look what you did little lizard, you hurt his pride" Luna wasn't exactly quiet with her words and God heard her loud and clear, he stared at Luna with eyes burning with hatred before turning his attention back to the one responsible for his assault.

All of a sudden, Luna's senses picked up on 5 other auras speeding towards them and then four beings arrived soon, standing beside Yahweh like his protectors. Brahma, Chaos, Ra, The Rainbow Serpent, and Amatsu-Mikaboshi.

The rainbow serpent -Ayido-weddo, was a dragon similar to Ophis. she was a western dragon with Two horns which are lined with bizarre amber like patches which may be in the shape of Paquet congas, elongated human like fingers with long, sharp nails, cat eyes, velvet like skin hanging from her head, wings, tail, arms, and even her tongue, and exposed ribs, with all bones being as light blue as her very hide. She was the only one in her true form and her eyes radiated kindness but also the will to protect.

(I googled her form and this was the information, I don't know why she is called a serpent when she is a western dragon.)

Chaos herself - Chaos is a woman with heterochromia in both her eyes and hair. One side of her hair is silver, while the other half is black. Also, the skin tone of Chaos's body is pale white. she was staring at Luna in shock, probably due to the fact that they share a concept.

Ra - the primordial God of the sun - A being with the appearance of a young man at around 18. Tanned skin and gold eyes and gold hair slicked back. He sports a grin ready for battle.

Brahma- God of Creation from the Hindu Pantheon and one of the Seven Great Gods - a tall and handsome man. He has greenish-grey hair that is tied in a ponytail, reaching down to his midback. He has a normal face with well-structured features. He was radiating a calm aura but his eyes were analysing the two like a hawk.

And last but not least Amatsu - Aka the Primordial Shinto Cosmic Entity of Sin, Malice, and Stars. Amatsu-Mikaboshi's corporeal incarnation is that of a mature woman of unparalleled beauty with a revealing midnight black dress that adorns her Junoesque form. She has long wavy black hair and dark crimson vacant eyes that would occasionally glow ominously. She also wears long black gloves and black boots. There are small holes in the outfit in the area of her well-toned stomach, making her look even more alluring. However, the blank and cold look on her face reminds Luna of her first meeting with Ophis.

Brahma was the first to speak "What's going on here". His voice practically radiated a calming aura, like nothing could affect him. "The black-haired bitch on the left slapped me" was Yahweh's reply. They all looked at Ophis for confirmation, causing her to just blankly stare back. The silence reigned for a few moments and just as everyone was starting to get mad, she finally opened her mouth to speak.

"Cocky prick". All the other gods fell into silence for a few moments whilst God felt a few blood vessels burst. "YOU!! He was truly pissed and was just about to rush at Ophis once more but Brahma gripped him by the scruff of his collar, holding him in place.

Ayido was the next to speak, her voice came out rough and full of power due to her still being in dragon form, but underneath you could feel that she had no intent to fight if she did not need to. "Explain what happened." She demanded, causing Luna to sweep her eyes over her. When Ayido saw her eyes, she froze.

Pure chaos...

She felt her mind slowly slipping into the abyss of Luna's eyes and it wasn't until Chaos covered her eyes that she recovered. She regained her bearings but was still panting and looked slightly shaken, it only took her a second to regain her mind, but it still gave her a sense of caution.

Luna found it amusing and decided to tell a little tale.

"Once upon a time, there were two defenceless little girls exploring the world and trying to find somewhere to rest, they came across a village and where just about to ask for safe haven. BUT..."

she paused for dramatic flare

"All of a sudden, a big scary man showed up out of nowhere and started shouting at the little girls, demanding for their names and such. Obviously, the girls were terrified since their parents had taught them about something called podophiles and so in an act of self-defence, one of the girls accidentally slapped him. Soon after the man came back and was about to grab the girls and 5 more people showed up and surrounded them. Terrifying them... The end!"

As soon as Luna finished her story, Ophis started to clap dramatically whilst the gods just stared slack jawed at the shamelessness of the woman. "I don't even see any 'defenceless women' you're clearly lying" God screamed, beyond pissed at how his mighty image had collapsed.

"They're over there" Luna lied and soon the 6 people in front of her turned around, looking for the defenceless women but they didn't see anything apart from a few animals still shivering from the amount of pressure the 8 beings emit. They looked around confused for a few seconds before looking at each other. "I don't see any defenceless wome-" Brahma was just about to reply. but when he turned around he was utterly shocked at what her saw.

Two...Loli's stood there looking at him with innocence causing his and the rest's mind to blank.

The one on the left was around 4"8 in height. She had long black hair flowing to her knees that came round to her sides, black eyes and pointy ears. She wore high knee socks, a one-piece grey dress that was covered in a pink jacket. She also looked incredibly naïve.

The one on the right was around 4"10 in height. Silver hair tied in curly twin tails. Big pink eyes and was wearing a pure white dress with black frills. She was the epitome of cuteness.

However, what made the 6 primordial blank was the tears in the Loli's eyes and their scared faces as they huddled together. All the Primordials took a few seconds to get their minds back but they didn't know what to do. For the first time in hundreds of years, they were defeated.

"All right, all right we get it. He was being a prick so you slapped him, please can you turn back now." Surprisingly, it was chaos who gave in first, causing God to look at her in betrayal. Luna however, hadn't had enough fun. "Whatever do you mean?" she asked with a head tilt and her hand on her cheek, her eyes looking confused and blinking with innocence. Chaos nearly had a nose bleed from the act of innocence but managed to reign it in.

"We get it alright, you're just an innocent little doll and he's a big bad wolf" she said before she kicked Yahweh in the side, sending him flying. "Please stop now" she said whilst sighing exasperatingly. "Hai onee-chan" Luna said with a beaming smile, causing a small amount of blood to trickle out of Chaos's nose.

Amatsu had finally had enough of this messing around and asked in her cold emotionless voice "Are you going to bother introducing yourself now?" causing Luna to look at her and reply with 'caution' "M-My mother told me n-not to talk to s-strangers, e-especially not s-scary ladies."

Amatsu was pissed. She had to take deep breaths in order to calm herself even though she didn't need to breathe.

"F-Fine, let's all introduce ourselves then, we will go first but let's change places so we can show our true forms. *sigh*" Luna raised her hand and started bouncing on the spot "I know a place, I know a place" she was clearly enjoying this, which only caused Amatsu to get more and more annoyed causing her to release a groan. "Lead the way"

Luna then looked to Ophis who nodded before she said "Do I have your permission to bring you there?" causing the gods to look at her in suspicion and caution before nodding slowly. Apart from Yahweh who was in a daze, buried in a mountain.

Very soon the primordial God's, minus Yahweh, found the space around them warp and when they opened their eyes, they were shocked by what they saw. Stars, planets, flowers, an extremely beautiful world that placed all of them in a slight trance. Ophis being no exception. "W-Where is this? Ra asked.

"This is my internal world, a world in my soul." Luna replied, she wasn't scared to reveal this for several reasons. Firstly, she has 100% control of her internal world and can seal them away with just a thought in here. Secondly, both her body and soul are immortal, so they cannot harm her. Thirdly, she is confident in kicking all their asses fairly easily and finally, these people are technically her siblings since all the primordials where rumoured to be related. Ophis was technically Yahweh's sister.

"H-How do you have this?" Brahma asked, he wanted one of his own, a world of his own. "Born with it" Was Luna's reply, shutting down his dream. She couldn't exactly say she wished for it. "I-I see." You could see his shoulders deflate slightly clearly showing his mood. Luna willed a table and 7 chairs into existence and then sat down with Ophis by her side but, the gods didn't move, shocked she just created something from nothing.

"You're a creation god?" Ayido questioned prompting Luna to shake her head. "I control everything in here, If I want something to change I mealy will it." She demonstrated by willing the sky to changed colours several times before going back to its usual midnight blue. Soon a few of Luna's robots came over and placed a few glasses of wine, that had aged over the past thousand years, on the table and poured each one a glass and the gods didn't even reply, clearly shocked beyond repair at this point.

After they sat down and tried the wine, their eyes widened once more at the flavour before the practically inhaled it. "Slow down, that wine has being brewing for over a thousand years, you won't get any more" These words caused them to choke on their wine as Luna basically just revealed she was more than twice their age at the least.

"Let's start with the introductions then" Amatsu said, clearly wanting to move on.

"I'm Amatsu, the Primordial Cosmic Entity of Sin, Malice, and Stars. this is my true form" as she finished speaking her body disappeared and what replaced it was cluster of colours constantly changing colours between green, pink, purple and blue. It was beautiful... but only to them. Any mortal who laid eyes upon it would go mad from the pure malice and sin radiating from it. She changed back before Ayido went next.

"I'm Ayido - The rainbow serpent - the primordial Goddess of Rainbows, fertility, water, fire, rainbows, wind, and snakes. I am already in my true form since it is the most comfortable for me." She was actually sat on the floor and it was quite annoying for them to look up and speak to her but the wasn't one to judge.

"I'm Ra - the primordial God of the sun, my true form is similar to Amatsu's, but it's a lot brighter and changes between red, orange, white and blue."

Chaos - the primordial God of Chaos, I'm the oldest out of us all. This is my true form." As she finished speaking her body shifted into what looked like a galaxy. Infinite mass compressed into a spiralling galaxy.

Lastly was Brahma. "I am a primordial God of Creation. This is my true form." He said but didn't change causing Luna and Ophis to look at him confused. "No, I mean this already is my true form. It's your turn."

Luna and Ophis both looked at one another, wondering who was to go first and they decided to have another match, which this time Luna won meaning Ophis has to go first.

"Tch, Baka bird, Ophis - The dragon god of infinity" she said before transforming into her true form and towering over Ayido. All of them were shocked at her appearance that's blacker than the abyss itself. Light seemed to warp around her form but, her glowing purple eyes that span around glowed eerily in the darkness. She now stood at around 90 m in length with her wing span being 100m making her bigger than even Luna. Ayido gulped when those purple pupils looked over at her but Ophis clearly looked smug at showing who's the better dragon.

"Tch stupid lizard grows a few inches and suddenly gets smug, even though I can still kick your ass" Luna whispered but all of them heard. Even Ophis, causing her to growl and whip her tail at Luna at incredible speeds. What shocked the gods though was when Luna mealy slapped her tail away like it meant nothing. It was quite a hilarious sight in actuality. A tiny Loli slapping away a ginormous tail like it was a pesky fly. It was even more hilarious when Luna pulled down hair eyelids and stuck out her tongue whilst making a "blegh" sound at Ophis.

Ophis anger shot through the roof and started to gather a huge amount of energy in her mouth, unnerving the other primordials. What made it even more unnerving was the nature of Ophis's energy, a void that seemed to absorb everything.

Ophis had gathered an extreme amount of energy and just about to launch it at Luna but Luna suddenly waved her hand... and then silence. The other gods stared in shock at what was happening because as soon as Luna waved her hand, a bright pink ribbon appeared out of nowhere and wrapped around Ophis's jaw, causing the energy she had gathered to disappear.

Ophis stared blankly for a few seconds, wondering what just happened before she became wrought with rage and humiliation causing her to start bouncing around like a puppy, trying to remove the ribbon from her mouth. Creating thuds every time her feet bounced off the ground but Luna just ignored her.

"My turn, I guess. "I'm Luna Vermillion - An 18-winged Phoenix of life, lust and chaos." she said before her Loli form began to grow until in its place, floating majestically, was a beautiful 85-metre-long Phoenix who's 18 wings of different colour unfolded to be 100 metres in length. In this form, her eyes were larger and a lot more potent so when the Gods laid eyes on them, everyone except chaos went into a daze before one of them accidentally blurted out "How beautiful" causing the phoenix to let out what they perceived as a grin. A few moments later, the phoenix began to compress once more and turned back into Loli Luna.

Luna was just about to start a conversation once more when she was suddenly sent flying into one of the mountains at the edge of her internal world. It took her a few seconds to realise that Ophis had slapped her and when she looked over, she could see Ophis's eyes practically seething wish unparalleled anger. Luna realised the ribbon was still on so she willed it to disappear, hoping that would pacify the little dragons rage but instead, she received a roar of rage and then countless number of energy beams raining down on her and her world. The beams not only destroyed the lush scenery, but also destroyed a lot of Luna's little robots... along with her wine. Causing her to curse with rage and launch herself at Ophis where they both began a fight of epic proportions. A loli who slayed the dragon.

Meanwhile the other Gods just sat at the table enjoying what was left of the wine and enjoying the entertainment, occasionally dodging a stray shot. Completely forgetting about Yahweh who was wondering where his siblings went.