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PATH OF THE SWOLE

Meet Billy Bubba Bill, a heavyweight champion in our world, but he died while stealing a banana. See how Billy gets reincarnated, see how he learns to adapt to the shinobi world, and who knows, you might like it. I posted this story on other sites NO HAREM Alternative universe! 104 K words as of chapter 17

Highlord1337 · อะนิเมะ&มังงะ
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The Young Hawk Pt 2

Hello Author-Chan here! I hope you liked the previous chapter, and now I hope you like this chapter!

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(Mr. Snoot) Cool ass Pic!

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File: Tsuyoi ushi {family name is Ushi} (Picture of Tsuyoi Ushi)

Note: Nickname Birry [We have no letters on how he pronounces his name, we presume that he made up these letters and the nickname in his childhood]

. [Age 12 years old]

. [ Background Tsuyoi lived on the Ushi family farm; previous state records indicate that they raised cattle and prized breeding bulls, the current location of the farm [ Redacted ]

.[ Dormant, unknown Bloodline Might have caused his new changes ]

. [Note: Food intake must be maintained, Danger of Breserking rage and loss of self if not maintained]

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. [ Acadamy Grades ]

. [Grade 1 and 2]

Orientation Year {A+}

Torture Class {A+}

Swimming with heavyweight Class {A-}

Hunger Training {B+}

Memorization {C+}

Sleep deprivation {A+}

Heat and Cold training {B}

Taijutsu beginner {A+}

Chakra Theory {Advanced prior experience, Data not available}

Fujitsu {Advanced Prior Experience, Data Not Available}

Psychological torture {D-} [Note: He attacked his Sensei]

Physical {S+} [Note: Weird body, but could be cultivated in the future]

Biology {A-}

Physics {D-}

Basic Chemistry {B+}

Modern Technology {A+}

Honor Of The Shinobi {D+} [ Note: Tsuyoi confuses Shinobi Honor with Samurai Honor, Not recommended for deception missions]

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.[ Grade 3 ]

. Chakra Training Class {A+}

. Hand Signs {B+}

. Advanced Chakra Theory {A+}

. Fujitsu Class {S+} [Training under Mito-Sama]

.Sea Travels using the Sea without a Boat Class {B}

. Advanced Memorization [C]

. Beginner Tactical training [B+]

. Throwing weapons training [B+]

. Beginner Trap Class [A+]

. Second Specialization picked [Mountain Tarrian fighting A+]

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.[ Grade 4 ]

. Weapon Specialization Class {A-} [Note: Outsider instructed was required, a Monk from the Firestone temple, weapon specialization Large Hammer]

. Final Throwing weapons training [C+]

. Geography Beyond the hidden Villages Class [A-]

. Body Training [N.A] [Note: I can't Grade something I've never seen before.]

. Ninjutsu Training [C]

. Taijutsu Training [A+]

. Genjutsu Training [B-] [Note: Weird imagination, we had to hospitalize a student in the Yamanaka's psyche ward; the Student kept on screaming about a clown and floating.]

. Chakra Type Study [B-]

. Cooking in the wilds Class [A+] [Note: He gained weight in the wilds... that is hard to do.]

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[Grade 5]

.Leadership class [A+]

. Advanced Tactical Training [B-]

. Advanced Stealth Training [D-] [Note: Future sensei please find a solution on account of his large body, it hindered his Stealth, but he understood the prenciaple]

.Mastering Taijutsu [A+]

.Mastering Ninjutsu [B]

.Mastering Genjutsu [B+]

.Army Culture Training [A+] [Note: ONE OF THE BEST DAMN STUDENTS I'VE EVER HAD, HE IS A GOD DAMN GENIUS! WHEN I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS SOLE PURPOSE IN THIS ARMY IS, HE SAID, "TO DO WHATEVER YOU TELL ME TO DO, CHUNIN!"]

.Mastering Survival Training [A]

. Mastering Class [B] {Author note: This class is Mastering all the previous year's Classes, Basically a review of what they learned.

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A dark figure held the papers in his hands, and in his other hands were two other files. "Interesting."

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(Billy's POV!)

Billy woke up in his bed; he slowly stretched and popped some joints, then just as he was about to move, he felt his feet hit something. 'Damn bed, I really need to change it; it is too small.' Gradually he adjusted his body, and he placed his feet on the floor; he could feel his knees going up because of how small the bed was.

He sighed and tried to get his bearing and stood up. He felt the ceiling hit his head. "I really need to move out of the store… everything became too small."

Billy bent down and walked to the bathroom mirror; he soaked his face to freshen up, then he looked at his face.

Scar marks that healed a long time ago, a mouth with no lips, two small holes where the nose should be, dark silver eyes that seemed to glow, with pale white hair that reached his lower back.

He moved to the kitchen and got his precooked breakfast; then, he started picking them up. "20 boiled eggs check, two large whole smoked fish check, 4740 Grams white rice check, vegetables about a bushel check, energy boosters two packs, and protein boosters four-packs, and finally two vitamin pills."

Billy started lugging his food to the small table next to his tv, then he sat down and arranged everything. "Fucking hell…" he sighed at the amount of food in front of him. "Welp, time to eat my first breakfast."

He reached for the remote near him and clicked the tv; then he started eating. 'Alright, Billy, today is the day of graduation. And it feels like yesterday I entered the academy.'

Billy sat there consuming his food, the old Japanese floor table used to fit him, but now it looked like a girl's tea party table compared to him. Currently, he stands at seven and a half feet tall, with wide bulging muscles.

One of his hands could cover the face of an adult man, his skin is hard like treated leather, and every body part is bigger; even his fingers are wider than usual.

He took another bite from the six-inch-wide fish, which felt small compared to his mouth; his jaw bit down and smashed the bones of the fish, crushing them.

Billy starts reminiscing about his days in the academy. 'Five long years of torture, Study, training, and challenges. Now we go to the mouth of the beast, the war that is still going on.'

Truthfully, the war was in a stalemate; it only started to pick up a year ago. Now that Billy is twelve years old, he could finally go to war."

Billy finished the last of his first breakfast of the day and began to clean up. 'Man, it's awesome having this body, but the whole cost of feeding and maintaining are draining my funds."

Billy could still remember the day when he was training, and his body started convulsing on the ground. The next thing he recollects was waking up in the hospital with Yamazaki Oyabun watching over him.

They told him that his chakra started acting weird, and it was stimulating his brain to release more growth hormones.

Then they asked him if his feeding habit had changed, and he affirmed their suspicions; when he told them how he started eating twenty regular meals a day.

Billy was kept in the hospital for a whole week while they tested his body. And when the week was done, they informed him that his chakra had started building the body itself, and they told him that he might have a dormant bloodline or something to that fact.

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Billy went to the dresser and started wearing his custom clothes. 'Man, I need to get more clothes… these are getting tight again.' For a while, he started fitting everything together. His alloy-plated black boots. 'I think I need to change iron with steel.' He lifted the boot and inspected the soles, which are made from iron, with his footprint shaping the metal.

He could still remember the day when he broke all his boots because his skin was harder than the leather. 'The cobbler told me that my skin was like sandpaper to normal leather… and my weight did not help.'

He reached for his fuined leather gloves that were steel supported. 'On the bright side, I could use these if I lost my weapon.'

Billy grabbed his mask. 'At least you did not fail me, old friend.' The mask hissed and expanded itself.

He took a long breath, testing the airflow of his mask filter, and grabbed his bag, then he checked inside. 'Everything is here… wait, where are my eating utensils.'

Billy looked around the kitchen, then the living room near the small table. 'There you are. Man, I would not know what to do without you… I mean, I could eat with my hand, but rich clients would not like that.'

He still remembers the day when he began to find metal and wooden chopsticks bits between his teeth. So, he made a custom titanium steel spork and chopsticks.

Billy stashed the utensils, extra energy boosters, and some protein packs. 'All right, everything seems to be in order. Let's hope nothing bad happens. He walked towards the kitchen and grabbed Orichi's breakfast; then he moved towards the door.' He opened the door and bent down to exit.

He stopped at the shop and started tidying the place up. Then he began setting up the table and the breakfast. And finally, he brewed some coffee; then he looked at the small clock on the wall. 'Yup, in ten minutes, he will be here, and he did go drinking two days ago.'

Billy wrote a note about the coffee and the breakfast he prepared for his boss, then closed the shop. He took in a big breath of fresh air and began walking.

While he walked, some store owners waved at him, and some greeted him by his name, but he noticed a lot of newcomers were staring at him with fear. 'Fucking assholes… You are in a glorified mercenary village; what did they expect?'

He sighed and started walking casually. 'Man, I miss the days when I could just walk on top of buildings, but apparently, ruining ten roofs in one week is frowned upon.'

Billy yawned, and he started humming while walking, ignoring the stares he got. Finally, he reached the academy district; he walked for a while, greeting the teachers.

Suddenly he heard someone trying to get his attention. He turned around and saw a chunin running towards him. She had books and papers and seemed to be in a hurry.

She reached Billy and panted a little. "Shinobi-san! I am sorry for the bother, but can you tell me where building sixty-nine is?"

Billy coughed into his fist. 'Fuck… All right, Billy, you practiced this.' Billy looked down at her and simply turned around and pointed at a building far away.

The Chunin tried squinting, but she could not see where he was pointing at. "I am sorry, Shinobi-san, but please, can you tell me where?"

Billy sighed in defeat; then he opened his mouth. "It's right there next to the eastern building clusters." He said in a high-pitched voice that belonged to a twelve-year-old.

The Chunin could not hold her laughter and fell laughing at him; then, she began stuttering while trying to speak. "Why is your voice? So high pitched!?"

Billy pinched his mask nose and closed his eyes, trying to calm himself. "I am 12 years old, Chunin-san… I am an academy student." She laughed even harder. "I don't have time for this."

Billy walked away from her. 'Dammit, what the actual fuck chakra… you give me this awesome body, and you leave my voice like this!' He walked around the academy, he passed by the training grounds and the new students who wished to join the academy. And after a while, he reached the testing building.

Billy walked in and saw more kids loitering around the building, waiting for their turn to do the test. While walking, he spotted a board.

Billy walked to the board and started reading it. 'Hmm, too many are getting tested… fuck, they need foot soldiers.' He continued reading until he found the room he was supposed to be in.

Billy nodded in satisfaction and moved to the room. When he reached his destination, he found Choza Akamichi, with his ancestral armor, Yunmi Yamanaka, who was wearing a long white skirt and an umbrella, and Ume Aburame, with her beehive.

He approached and nodded at them while leaning on the wall. Choza nodded at him, which gained the attention of Yunmi. "Billy! Why don't you say good morning!?" she looked at him expectantly.

Billy, annoyed, flipped her off. "Come on, Billy, don't be shy! Say, Good morning Yunmi." she motioned around her mouth with a smile.

Billy slowly reached with his other hand, and double-flipped her off. She smiled at him and twirled her umbrella.

Suddenly Ume Aburame interjected. "Stop it, Yunmi… He clearly does not like his voice." Billy nodded at her, but then he saw Yunmi smirk, and just as she was about to replay, Ume quickly released her bees and looked at her menacingly. "Don't you dare."

Choza laughed at them, and Billy snapped his fingers to gain their attention. When they did, he signed for them. 'When. Test… Who? Pass… Sensei. When?'

Choza nodded. "Only us remained now; the rest either passed or failed; we do not know. They told us that we would get a sensei when we finished the test." Then he reached into his bag and pulled out a rice cracker. "Want one? I stole it from my father's stash."

Billy nodded and reached for the cracker; he opened his mouth zipper and started consuming the treat. 'Man, food became so smooth after the transformation.' He smiled, showing his big white teeth under the hood, and gave him a thumbs up.

Choza slowly smiled, but Billy noticed that he seemed to be frightened of him. 'Fucking Izuku, you just had to start a rumor that I am some kind of demon.'

They slowly fell into a comfortable silence, hearing the background noes of Ume and Yunmi chatting.

Then they heard the door opening up. And one of the examiners emerged. He had a limp that seemed to be healing. The Chunin looked down at the clipboard; then he looked up; he stopped for a moment to take a second look at Billy. "Right… So, who is next?"

Ume raised her hand. "What type… the other ones either went with three or two people?"

The chunin looked at the clipboard. "I guess you are the last of your class, so that will be two…."

Instantly Ume took Choza's hand and pulled him to the front. "Choza and I will be next!" then she dragged poor Choza in. The examiner shrugged and walked in.

Billy looked down at Yunmi, who was shell-shocked. Billy walked in front of her and snapped his fingers. 'Nothing… Ok, one more time. Nothing… Fuck it.'

He reached with both hands to her shoulders and started shaking her. Quickly she gained her balance and looked at him, annoyed. Billy signed with his hand. "What. Wrong?"

Yunmi remembering what happened, screamed. "That bitch! She stole my partner."

Billy sighed. "I. That. Bad?"

"No, Billy! It's just that you know…" she hesitated for a moment. "her abilities do not work well with you… Yeah, that sounds right!"

"That. Make. No. Reason? He. Same. Ability."

She looked nervous, but then she smiled. "Well, you do not talk much nowadays, right?" Billy nodded. "And she is an Aburame… So, she needs someone to talk."

Billy shrugged. "Fine. Drop. For. Now. But. This. Seems. Suspicious."

"Fine you, big baby!" then she sat on the ground, with her umbrella on her knees.

He nodded and walked to the opposite side of the hallway, and sat down. "So. Tact?"

She looked up and nodded. "Well, my original tactics with Choza was that he would take the brute force, and I would assist."

Billy nodded. "No. Good. No communication. You. Clan. Link. Work? What. Memories?"

She smiled. "Hiding secrets, I see Billy? Don't worry; I won't snoop in; we are not allowed to do that to Konoha members."

Billy gave her a thumbs up. "Do. It." She stood up and walked up to Billy. "I need to place my fingers on your head. Is that ok?" He gave her a second thumbs up.

She tips toed to reach his head and places her fingers on his head. Then Billy felt chakra attaching itself to different parts of his brain.

She smiled at him then she placed one finger on her head. Instantly he felt connected; he could feel her thoughts and intent. "Can you hear me now?" she asked.

Billy nodded. "Yes." Then she started laughing at him, Billy grew frustrated, and he thought of his old voice. "What about now?"

She slowly stopped laughing. "Aww, I liked your old voice! It was so funny; it was so squeaky!."

"Well, you would not stop laughing at me, and we are doing a test… And It will change later when I grow up."

"Right… So how are we doing this?" she asked.

"I was thinking that you will support me with whatever they will throw at us, and I will protect you."

"So, the same tactics as the old one… Fine, it could work, but what if they told us to fight each other?"

"They won't… Based on the war picking up and how they increased the acceptance rate, I really doubt that they will pass on free Shinobi."

Then he thought about it for a moment. "Well… There is a chance of them asking us for a fight, but I think it will be another hidden test… you know how they act with their tests."

She smiled and twirled her umbrella. "If they do that, we could pretend to fight each other and look for clues."

Billy gave her a thumbs up; then they heard someone call out to them. "Come on… you are the last ones."

"Let's do this, Yunmi."

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(Yunmi Yamanaka's POV )

Yunmi walked into the room with Billy. She started to think about how they will deal with the test. 'I really hope Billy does not go into his rage… Last time he almost killed a student.'

She looked around the room; in front of them, there was a staircase going down to a small arena in a square shape. On top of the area, there are some inspectors she did not recognize before.

She started to think about the academy days and how it all would end today, how today would be their big step. Then she started thinking about Inoichi. 'I just hope Inoichi gets better out there… he has not been the same since uncle Inajin was forbidden from interacting with civilians.

Yunmi began descending with Billy; she turned her head and looked at the giant. 'Will he stop growing now? I still remember the day we came to the hospital. He was hooked up to machines and kept complaining about the pain.'

She remembered when they visited him and saw his bones break and reshape themselves and how the Mednin kept feeding him protein and energy boosters to keep him alive.

She remembers how Okami ran outside to puke, and he told them that he could hear his bones breaking, his flesh breaking and reforming.

They finally reached the arena; she looked up at the inspectors, who gazed down at them.

The Chunin turned to them. "All right, now the test is simple. You need to show ninjutsu skills, taijutsu skills, and finally, something unique."

The examiner started moving around the room and pointing things out. "This room is a trap zone… You need to be extra careful because you will not know where the traps will come from."

He came closer to them and handed a small box to Billy. "Protect the box at all costs. You are not allowed to hide the box on your clothes or fuinjutsu."

"The test will take 20 minutes; if your partner fails, you will fail." Then he moved up the stairway, and a metal cage started to uproot, covering the arena.

Yunmi started to prepare her umbrella, but then she noticed that Billy was looking at the box; she reached out with her mind. "Billy… What are you doing?"

He turned to her and smiled; she shuddered a little. She saw his large white teeth poking from his zipper, His blood-red gums outlining his nonexistent lips, and finally, his dark gray eyes peaking from their dark holes. Sometimes she wonders what horrors lie behind that mask. Then Billy spoke.

"Tell them that they did not say anything about hiding things inside the body."

"What do you mean, Billy?" Suddenly her eyes grew wide. She saw him swallow the small box whole.

She stuttered a little and turned to see the surprised inspectors. "H… He said that… You did not say anything about… Inside the body."

Yunmi saw some of them give a chuckle while others looked on in approval. Then she heard Billy. "Get ready, Yunmi. We are about to start."

She quickly gathered her thoughts and covered Billy's back. Then they heard a bell chime. Instantly, the hole under them gave out, and they quickly jumped away.

She spun around and balanced herself with her umbrella's tip on the ground; she stood on the umbrella's handle; then she noticed two kunai going to Billy. "Billy, 12 a clock." She quickly withdrew a kunai and parried the one coming to him.

Yunmi's hand reached into her pouch and kept on watching, and Billy caught the one that had been thrown. She breathed a little, and she was on edge; her eyes scanned the surrounding, then she felt a shift in the plates.

She jumped away while her umbrella was attached to her feet using the tree walking technique, just in time to see two pillars rising with blades spinning; she panicked and opened her umbrella with her chakra.

The umbrella opened up, and steel plates covered the top half, creating a shield that blocked the spinning blades; she balanced herself with the umbrella, using the force of her feet to counteract the spinning blades, but the force was greater.

She was thrown to the back from the force, but Billy caught her and placed her down. "We need to stick together, Yunmi; these traps are meant to separate us."

"Be careful." She replayed and moved to his back and gave him cover.

She heard Something shift, and a wooden board covered with spikes rushed towards them. "Stay behind me, Yunmi."

She quickly changed position, and Billy powered up his chakra and smashed the board with his fist that was lined with steel.

He quickly moved and picked up the broken board. "Now I have a shield." He smiled at her.

"I don't think that's how it works… but each to their own, I guess." She replayed with a sigh.

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For ten minutes, they dodged incoming projectiles and hidden traps, then after the ten minutes mark, they heard another bell ring, and the top of the cage opened up.

From the opening, examiners started throwing weapons at them, and some jumped in and tried to trip them up. One of them charged at Billy and smashed his abdomen to try and steal the box.

Then she heard Billy. "There is no way the traps are this complicated; one plate spewed five different traps… Someone is controlling them."

"You may be on to something here, Billy." She looked around the plates and threw a kunai at one.

After a while, she kept looking at the same plate, and a Chunin landed on it. 'Nothing happened.' She thought. "Billy, See that plate, the one under the Chunin. Try to get to it."

Billy nodded at her and charged at the Chunin; when Billy reached the plate, a spike emerged as soon as the Chunin jumped away from the plate.

She smiled. "I think I know how they work."

"Really? Well, don't keep me in the dark." Billy did a backflip and returned to his position, dodging the incoming attacks.

"Someone is controlling the plates, and they only work if we step on them, but they do not work if a Chunin is in our place."

"Hmm, that sounds possible… let's create a bunch of clones and swap places with them to confuse the enemy; I will try to find the controller. I bet he is up there looking down at us."

She took a breath. "All right, but we need to do it at the same time."

They both started to count down. ""3 ""

She ran to Billy. ""2 ""

Billy ran towards her with a hand sign. ""1 ""

When they passed each other, they both unleashed their clones and began commanding them to jump around and confuse the trap master.

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(Tomio the Trapper Pov)

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Tomio Grew bored from the test; he understood that it was necessary to test new shinobi, but did they really need to pull him in while he was resting for the week. And he just came back from the army's defensive position on the eastern side.

They chose him because he mastered trap-making and trap triggers using chakra wires.

For the whole day, he tested shinobi and graded them. While their sensei helped by jumping in and trying to disturb them.

After a while, they told him that they had the last of the clan class and he would be allowed to eat breakfast.

When they came in, he took a double look; the first one was normal. A bright orange-haired girl with a white skirt and a white umbrella; Sure, he would have complained if he were on the same team as her because of the skirt. But he really did not think about it much.

Because of what came after them, He saw this giant with her that wore the TI trench coat, he had a mask with a zipper on his face, and with every step he took, he swore he could hear metal meeting metal for some reason.

Tomio saw some of the sensei shake their head at the giant. 'Probably a protective father.' he thought and nodded his head in understanding.

Soon the examiner did the whole explanation routine again, which made him block out the noise; then, after a while, he heard people gasping.

He looked down to see the giant giving this creepy smile and people looking at him.

Soon someone tapped him. "Get ready, Tomio. It will start soon."

He gave them a confused look. "But the father is still down there?"

"What father… Ohh… You mean Ushi-Kun."

He scratched his head and thought. 'Kun? What the fuck are they smoking?' then his eyes grew wide. "You are telling me that… this thing is a student?!" He looked back to see the giant licking his bloody red gums with his long tongue.

The sensei grew a smug look. "Yup, one of my students. Man, I miss the days when he was a small 6 ft student… they grow up so fast."

"What the hell are you feeding your students? Shima?!" Tomio's brain just gave up; then, he noticed something. "Uh, where is the box?"

"Oh, Ushi-Kun ate it. So, try to hit his stomach."

At this moment, Tomio just gave up and started triggering trap after trap.

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After a while, he noticed Billy running towards one plate, which he triggered. "What are they doing?"

While he was testing them, he grew frustrated because they never spoke out loud, but they seemed to be communicating somehow.

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Then He saw Billy and Yunmi run toward each other. "Guys, I think they are doing something."

Suddenly the whole area was covered with clones. Then he saws the clones swap places, he tried to keep track of them, but they were too many. So, he started unleashing trap after trap.

With every trap, he unleashed, he thought that he could find the real ones from the fake ones, but even the clones started dodging.

He became irritated and used all of his fingers, but then he noticed Billy's clones looking directly at him. He felt his instinct screaming at him.

The clones all smiled and started jumping around the walls, trying to get out of the area.

Almost all of them went to the left side, and he directed his traps there, but then he heard a shout on the right side.

He saw Yunmi jumping from one wall to another wall; then he saw her jump one final time toward him.

"Guys, she is charging at me!" Some sanseis stood in front of him to protect him; then, he saw more clones getting past the right side. And one of the clones slashed with its kunai and stopped one of the sensei; he smirked in relief. 'This girl is clearly a clone. Trying to distract me.'

Tomio directed his attention to the right side and unleashed all of his traps. Then he heard one of the sensei near him fall.

He quickly looked to the left side and saw Billy instead of Yunmi. 'Henge, I see, but why would he do that?'

Then he saw him reach the edge of the cage and jump up. 'This Billy kid is clearly an idiot; having size does not matter if five Chunin are covering me.'

He saw Billy opening a fuin seal, and cooking equipment started flying towards them. Some of the pots and the pans were blocked, but then he noticed that more were coming.

He moved back in the hope of not getting hit, which was a mistake because he saw a glint in Billy's eye; he quickly turned to the right and saw some clones climbing up. 'Which means the girl is coming towards him while the big one is attacking him with cooking equipment it?!'

Tomio grew paranoid and backed up more; then he saw Billy reach into his hair and pick up something. 'No, this is clearly an attempt to distract me from the right side. Where the girl is hiding between the mass of clones!' He turned his head to the right; then, he saw all the clones disappear. And there was no one in them.

'Huh?'

Instinctively he brought his kunai, to protect himself from whatever was about to happen, but it was too late.

He saw a white umbrella with a long nail on it sail from Billy's hand towards him; then he noticed someone was holding on to the umbrella.

It was the girl. 'SHE WAS HIDING IN HIS HAIR THE WHOLE TIME?!'

She flew at him with incredible speed while the other senseis were distracted by the cooking equipment and the mass of clones charging them.

He brought his kunai up, but then he heard the wall behind him crack, and the umbrella with a nail embedded itself next to him, and he felt a small hand reaching to his neck with a kunai.

The girl gave him a cold smile, and caressed his neck with her kunai, Tomio shivered.

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(Billy's POV!)

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Billy smiled and stretched his muscles. 'Get fucked, you idiots. No one expects a cute girl in my long flowing hair!' he laughed.

He heard Yunmi threaten our senseis. "Any wrong move on your part, and he gets it…."

She took a breath. "Now, since you clearly said we have to avoid the traps for twenty minutes, and this guy is clearly the one who controls the traps." She smiled at them. "This means that we passed because he cannot use traps anymore."

Billy smiled and looked at the examiner, who sighed. "I guess you pass; now I just need the box back."

Billy groaned. 'This is going to suck.' He charged his fist with chakra and punched his belly; he bent down and extended his long tongue out. Slowly he felt the box leave his body and fall off the floor.

Billy bent down and picked up the half-decomposing box. Then he looked at the examiner and placed the box in his hands, which made him cringe.

"Just go to the main building, and you will be sorted out… Damn kids and their disgusting habits." The examiner walked off while trying to clean the box and his hands.

"Come on, Yunmi, let's go and catch up to the rest." He placed his hands in his pockets and walked away.

"Wait for me! And slow down!" She hugged her umbrella and ran behind Billy's long strides.

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Billy smiled and looked down at his partner. "That was a great job back there, Yunmi."

She smiled and elbowed his left leg. "Don't pull yourself short, big guy; I would not call your plan an intelligent plan, but more of a cunning one."

He sighed. "Come on, that was a great strategy! No one expects a girl hidden in my hair!"

Yunmi laughed. "How did you get such luscious and long hair? What products do you use? I mean, there are rumors that you use eggs because one of the girl's mothers saw you the other day buy 20 cartons of eggs every day!"

Billy grinned. "A man needs to keep his secrets, my dear." And he wiggled one of his fingers.

She puffed up her cheeks. "You are so mean, Billy!"

Billy leaned back and walked more slowly. "So, who do you think will be on your team?"

She looked up at him. "I don't know… My father told me that because of the war, they are mixing non-clan members with clan members to create teams." Then she sighs in sadness. "Well, I know I won't get the clan team… Inajin was chosen for that honor."

Billy stopped smiling; then he gave her a small slap on the back. "Cheer up! I bet they didn't put you there because of how awesome you are!"

She stumbled a little from the slap, then she smiled. "Thank you, Billy, I needed that…" then she grew frustrated. "Why did you slap me!"

Billy laughed, then he stopped himself. He turned and saw Yunmi trying to suppress her laughter; he sighed and spoke normally. "Just laugh already." Yunmi began to laughter.

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They walked for a while, talking about trivial stuff and the war, but they stopped when they saw the main building in the distance. "Finally, let's go there and meet everyone."

Billy nodded at Yunmi and walked with her; when they arrived at the entrance, they saw a board with their class's number. Billy looked at it and nodded. "We should go to the second floor."

They both moved across the main building; they heard kids screeching, and senseis shouting. And finally, they reached their class.

Billy looked down at Yunmi and nodded. "Ladies first." He opened the door and pushed her in. 'Hah I am such a dick.'

"Damn you, Billy! Stop doing that!" She tried to stop herself, but Billy's brute forced her inside.

Billy raised his middle finger at her, which made her huff and pout. Then she looked around the class and spotted her girlfriends.

Billy walked in and counted those who graduated. 'Everyone from our clan class graduated… hmm, there seem to be more non-clan members.'

He walked in and spotted Nawaki, and he started signing for him. "Hey. There. You. Pass. Easy?"

Nawaki gave him a wide smile and stood on top of the desk so they could see each other eye to eye. "Billy! Oh man, the test was so awesome; we had to dodge spikes and everything! I can't wait to tell my grandmother and sis! She told me that she would give me a present if I passed!"

Billy smiled and signed again. "Slow. Down. And. Good. Grandmother. How. Is. She?"

"Oh, she is fine, she complained here and there that you missed last week's session, but she knew you had a test."

"Good. Tell. Sorry. Again."

"Will do." Nawaki looked around and saw a civilian sitting on a desk behind him; he walked up to the civilian and kicked him off the seat, then he turned and looked at Billy with a big dumb smile. "Come on, Billy, I saved you a seat!"

Billy looked at the sniffling civilian; then he looked at Nawaki. "Why. Hit?"

"Oh him? Don't worry about it; he has been bothering me non-stop. He is the son of a merchant or something."

Billy nodded. 'Man, when will they learn already?' He approached the table and sat on top of it, ignoring the seat entirely.

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For a while, he sat there relaxing and talking with Nawaki; every now and then, someone would come up and try to befriend Nawaki, which made Billy angry, which made the tooth fairy an extraordinarily rich fairy indeed.

Then they heard the door slam open, and a Chunin walked in with a clipboard. "Congratulation on passing the final academic test; now we do not have much time, so I will say your teams and where you can meet your sensei."

He reached for a pen and started listing names. "Team 40 Inoichi Yamanaka, Shikaku Nara, and Choza Akamichi; your sensei is at a ramen stand. Go."

He saw them stand up while Shikaku was lamenting in annoyance. "Team 41 Ayano Hyuga, Gorou Hyuga, and Izuku Uchiha; your sensei is playing with the flying pigs go."

Billy looked at Izuku, who was being dragged by Ayano and Gorou. 'Izuku is fucked… It must be some drunk guy who did this.'

The Chunin cleared his throat when Izuku was dragged away. "Team 42 Ume Aburame, Okami Inuzuka, and Dai Might, your sensei is flying. Go."

Billy stood still and turned around, looking for Dai. 'Holy shit, he actually reached the final year.' He saw a kid wearing the same green suit, jumping from excitement.

The Chunin continued saying the teams, and finally, only three left. "Team 50…Your sensei." The chunin looked at the board again and shook a little; then he looked up."Your sensei is drinking tea. Go."

Billy stood up and looked at his teammates, and smiled. "I could not have asked for better partners!" Billy spoke in his high-pitched, squeaky voice.

Both of them laughed at him, which made him sigh. He looked at Nawaki and Yunmi. "Fine. Be. That. Way. Ass. Holes."

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