Chapter 1) In the beninning… in the panini… Fuck it, at the start…

Hey!

You're the reader right?...

Hello! This is my story, your average Overworked office drone. Reincarnated as a OP Rich man, the easy life full of concubines and sluts galore!

Here I am:

Don't I look dope in this image?

Must be awesome for me, your typical Isekai... Right?...

...

Wrong! No dice.

This is actually me:

Oh what? Not a good image, grainy?

Well, I'M IN ANOTHER WORLD! WHAT DID YOU FUCKING EXPECT?

No, no, I'm sorry. It's not your fault.

I'm just surprised I can still connect in some way, it's not been that fun let's say... Seeing as you're here now. Well let's start over shall we?

So I was plopped down in the middle of bumble fuck no-where. As you could probably tell from my grainy ass photo, I'm not really the type to do any physical... anything.

Why do you think I worked office, hmm?

Anyways, so I was plopped down in a world with magic and monsters. That much is true, though I didn't know at the time.

I had to drink my own piss to survive, just kidding, don't fucking do that. Doing that will actually poison your blood apparently, good to know when trying to survive tho.

Seriously tho I found a village after following a pathway. And that's when I made my next discovery about this world... It's basically our Middle Ages.

Yup, no electricity, everything from wells. But the most... charming 🤢... aspect of this time is, ah right on que!

"Look out below!" That annoying hag from a couple houses down said, before throwing a bucket full of week old toilet waste out of the window.

Shit... no, like literal shit. Every day of the week at least one person throws their shit and piss from the week out their window... one of the many "perks" of this other world not having proper sewage systems yet.

So you might remember I described the old hag earlier as being a few houses away... You may ALSO note I didn't specify from what.

Well, people who type on computers from the modern era. Well you can probably guess they don't have much that works in this era. So this random ally is my home for the moment.

It's outside the bakery so I can grab any leftovers from the bins outside when I get hungry. Even back in this type of era it's surprising what people just throw away.

So, why am I so desperate to tell someone about this. Well I TRIED telling people I was from another world, and how do you think that went down?

Well luckily they only burn the woman for being witches. I'm kidding about that bit, it's still a world of magic. That hasn't changed since I last told you about it, keep up.

But they DID think I was a quack, I got a few years in a mental house. But at least it gave me some time to adjust to this new world and the basics of it. Tho I probably could've gotten there quicker if they hadn't kept poking me with a needle to "remove the crazy blood" from me.

Anyways, I'm gonna post this that I've wrote so far. I don't know how long this whole connection will last and I'd like to conserve battery if possible for now.

I know you can't do anything about it, but it's just nice to have some contact with my previous world in some way.