Chapter 1: Yuuki Yuuto (柚翔)

[A/N: I did a great deal of research and consulted a few friends, the kanji for Yuuto of the MC means "citrus fruit", well at least my research and friends said so. I'm not a native speaker of Japanese nor did I study Japanese- yet. Anyway I tried to follow the trend of Rito and Mikan by using fruit names but this is the closest I got to a name that is- well not really a fruit but could mean fruit…the implication of this name will be revealed in the later chapters so be prepared for that, Sage out~]

"KYAAAA!!!!!!"

"GOOOOMEEENAAASAAAIIII!!!!"

A loud high pitched scream followed by an even louder apology. After this chaos was a loud slap and a series of thuds.

Yuuki Yuuto listened to this sound and let out a sigh, his golden eyes showing a look of resignation as he parked his Honda Shadow Aero 1100 in the driveway of the house.

Listening to the average morning screams from the all too familiar house made Yuuto sigh, recalling the past.

Yuuki Yuuto, the eldest son of the Yuuki family, yes THAT Yuuki family, the family of the infamous BETA harem king who needs to be drugged to grow some balls… or some tits whatever floats your boat.

This family- one that should only exist in anime, was now the real life family of the young 17 year old teen named Yuuki Yuuto. How did this happen? Well it all started 17 years ago~

-Is that a forced opening? Are you bored? Well unfortunately we have a timeskip since starting the story earlier is boring after all~-

17 years ago, no earlier than that, before Yuuto was born, he was a "young" 37 year old bachelor.

Yes, a bachelor and one who has attained the title of wizard, in fact he was nearing the level of an archmagus and he was even planning to become a sage!

Why? Well, Yuuto lived in a time where women were a dangerous hit or miss. Not all women around him were bad but there were a LOT of bad apples.

It also did not help that most of his friends… well 45% of them were scammed to marry women who got "preganante with their offspring". Though those same 45% were also, unfortunately- NOT THE FATHER!

Yes, in Yuuto's previous life, most of his friends were fooled into marriages and child support for children that were not even theirs!

This made Yuuto fear for his own life, he feared all that he worked hard for would be lost just because of some stupid decision he made.

As such he made it so that he would NEVER get into a relationship!

Yes, it is crazy, but Yuuto was never the type of guy who found enjoyment in the company of others.

He loved the warmth of family but he always had relatives to meet and go to for that kind of warmth.

Fortunately, Yuuto was a man who supported his family, he helped his family and extended family financially and as much as he could.

He spends time visiting relatives and checking up on them which made him what some would call "The Cool Uncle".

Moreover, Yuuto only enjoyed the warmth of family for short periods of time, he visited family with gifts and all that spazazz. This makes him welcome in all his extended families homes, even his friends welcome him with open arms.

In fact, he had a difficult time during holidays as he had to make a choice of where to stay EVERY SINGLE YEAR.

He was the guy who everyone liked and Yuuto liked that since he could go to friends or family to experience warmth and then disappear when he wanted to be alone.

Could he do that when he has a partner? NO

Could he do that when he is with child? NO

Could he do that when he needs to support more than 1 person? NOOO!!!

Yuuto could only do whatever he wanted since he was a single man living alone and with a decent grasp of his social life.

He only had to care about his own well being, a perk accessible only to those who have a job and are single.

He could live anywhere he wants, transfer wherever he wants and do whatever he wants.

He was free, he was happy and he was satisfied.

Some asked him how he could live alone, what would he do when none of his friends or extended family could accommodate him? Well he simply had to watch anime.

He was not only the "cool uncle" he was also the "anime uncle".

In fact, with the advent of Vtubers he had another hobby to invest himself in.

Of course this was not the unhealthy "I'm in a relationship with my Oshi" kind of hobby. Instead, he enjoyed watching small streamers slowly get big. He was a big fan of hololive and was there when the Zero Generation with Sora, Miko and Suisei were the mainstays.

He watched as Sakura Miko made the FAQ meme, he was there when Hoshimachi Suisei became a huge sensation, he supported these talents through their careers and the streams they did made Yuuto feel like he was watching his own child grow to achieve their dreams.

The benefit of this was that he could just disconnect without worry, knowing that there were other fans there to support them even when he was not there.

Some thought he was living a life of a single bachelor since he was seeing multiple women, his love for harem anime did not help him with said allegations but he did not care.

He never had a relationship and he ultimately died a virgin.

As a free man, he loved riding his bike, when stress hits he would take out his touring bike and ride around long distances.

It happened in a flash, deep in the night, when visibility was low, Yuuto was hit by a sleepy driver and his life ended.

In his last moments, Yuuto did not feel regret, in fact, he knew that his life was slowly reaching its end.

No matter how happy he was, his youth would soon come to an end, he was 37 and coming to his 40's. Yes, he was happy but he had done almost all the things that a man would want.

Without anything tying him down he was able to take risks, move around and enjoy life.

Others his age were tied down by responsibilities and family while Yuuto was out partying and playing around. 

But as the parties became monotonous, as the games started to get repetitive, Yuuto found a weird desire to settle down.

He wanted to slow down but when he did, his thoughts for the future was-

"Well… I mean… the responsibility is still a pain in the ass so any more life would just be boring"

Despite facing his emotional struggle, Yuuto, being the hard headed man he was, ended up writing wills on how to split his assets between all his relatives.

He had written an extensive will held by his lawyer of a list on where his many assets would go.

Real estate properties to family, monetary assets and some of his cars and bikes to his favorite nephews and nieces. He left some special items to his friends, some meme items were mixed in for the funzies though-

"Sorry bro, the Goldwing may need some… fixes…"

Were Yuuto's last words as the darkness took over.

-Though that was not the end of the story as we all know by now-

After his death Yuuto found himself waking up in an unfamiliar bed with an unfamiliar appearance.

His mind was then flooded with foreign memories and knowledge and it was then that he was made to understand that he was reincarnated.

The time was… well the moment of birth.

The memories and knowledge? It was about a system, one that gave him a chance to obtain mystical abilities from a certain world he spent thousands of dollars on…

[Welcome to the Fate System!]

The mental image was reflected in his mind, a mental projection of a screen with the all too familiar Artoria Pendragon was explaining to him all that he already knew.

From then on, the young man who died a 37 year old wizard was reincarnated as the eldest son of the Yuuki family in the world of To Love Ru… is what Yuuto thought initially until-

"Amagi Brilliant Park?"

The first amusement park he went to was a place he was all to familiar with-

"Is that… Raku Ichijou?"

While playing around in a summer retreat he met with a group of girls and one boy, he saw mafia and yakuza members from afar and there were even police officers-

"Ha~ So there is this kind of school~"

He sighed as he got into the Advanced Nurturing High School from Classroom of the Elite-

Yuuto was made to understand that this world was not simple and despite finding familiar scenes, individuals and names all his life, he was fortunately, still living in a realistic world.

He had yet to see any supernatural individuals or people.

Extraterrestrial is… well it was a fated future but for now Yuuto was just a young 17 year old teen who had already achieved a masters degree.

Interestingly this world that was a mishmash of various anime and manga series turns out to have one benefit and that was its educational policy was quite lax. With his previous life's education and experience coupled with the special benefits of his system he was able to skip grades despite being in the same institution as that entered by Ayanokoji in the future.

Well… he entered high school at the age of 8 and became a legendary genius.

He entered university at the age of 10, earned his degree when he was 12 by cheating the system with tests and inventions that earned him a nobel prize. He developed AI to a point that was similar to ChatGPT when he died in his previous life.

This was only possible as he was a researcher in his previous life, he was a computer science graduate majoring in datasystems engineering, earning a masters in statistics in his graduate studies. These credentials forced him to study biology due to the need for programming majors and statisticians in the field of bioinformatics as such he had a basic grasp of CRISPR.

Reincarnating in this world, his system has granted him two inherent abilities, that was [Eidetic Memory] and [Heroic Constitution].

The former gave him the ability to recall all his previous life's memories with great clarity and the latter gave him a body that would model itself to become the peak of human capability. Simply living would make him obtain power equal to that of heroic spirits such as Cu Chulainn.

Though he had to evolve his physique if he wanted to reach the power of beings such as Artoria Pendragon who had the blood of a Dragon or Gilgamesh who was basically Divinity.

Fortunately Yuuto had not yet found a reason to evolve or get stronger.

His [Heroic Constitution] did not only increase his physical abilities after all. It also increased his mental and thinking capabilities to match his body.

This meant that, so long as Yuuto worked hard he could achieve nearly anything and- work hard he did.

Knowing about the eventual fate of his younger brother Rito, Yuuto abused his system.

Why did he ask his parents to celebrate at Amagi Brilliant Park? Why did he want to go to some random grassland for his summer vacation? Why did he decide to enter the most difficult high school to get into? 

The answer to all these questions is the system.

Yuuto knew that the system was leading him on but! The system was also giving him a bunch of bonuses, bonuses that would help him when the spoiled alien princess decides to crash in their home.

Despite being reincarnated, unlike other reincarnators, Yuuto was someone who was able to get close to his new family.

As such he wanted to make sure his family was not suffering, although his parents declined his financial support he still made sure to send his little brother and sister some extra monthly allowance and even help out by sending gifts to his family home.

His parents were not home most of the time anyway so he could do that and they won't notice any difference! 

That said, Yuuto was now a really non-standard individual.

The cruiser bike he was riding on was a heavily modified version, modified with magecraft, an ability rewarded by the system.

Underneath the bike, hidden from others, were a variety of magic circuits and runs carved on the bikes engine and frame.

Despite looking like a regular decked out Honda Shadow Aero 1100, it was actually magical in nature and its functions… were numerous to say the least.

Even the Yuuki family residence was engraved with a plethora of Kabbalistic runes based on numerology and golem creation. It had both a passive and active defense system that would defend the residents and the property from any attacks.

Finding nothing wrong with the defense mechanisms and seeing the records of all the individuals who entered the residence made Yuuto sigh.

It has been quite some time and now he was given a certain quest-

[Save the Alien Princess!]

[The princess of Deviluke has once again run away from her engagement! Save her and protect her from her fathers henchmen! 

Reward: Gate of Babylon (A Prince needs his treasury after al!)]

Once again he was given an optional quest, ignoring it would bring nothing but accomplishing it would give him a benefit he could not resist.

Through the years he had done quests that gave him almost nothing, some gave him proficiency bonuses that just made him a bit better at singing or programming. He still did said quest though as it allowed him to meet certain characters that could help him in the future.

This one though was a high risk, high reward quest that he would have rejected if he did not do all his "side quest".

Yuuto had been preparing for this event ever since his younger brother Yuuki Rito was born.

Now, he would finally put all his preparation to the test, though the first one was meeting with his sibling who he had not seen for quite some time-

Yuuto opened the door walking into the familiar house and as he did Mikan who had an angry look on her face stormed down the stairs.

"..."

When she saw the person at the front door she paused, her eyes opened wide in shock as her mouth opened wide but not a word escaped.

Seeing his cute little sister like this Yuuto shook away his apathetic look as a warm smile formed on his face while he calmly greeted-

"I'm Home (Tadaima)"

Hearing her words, Mikan's eyes teared up as she leaped towards her older brother shouting-

"ONII-CHANN!!!!"

Yuuto caught Mikan and accepted her hug as he consoled her-

"Oof! Now that's a greeting~"

He teased while patting Mikan's head to calm her down.

"ONII-CHAN!"

Unfortunately this only led to even more crying as Mikan wailed calling out to her older brother.

"Good grief (Yare Yare), your still as childish as ever Mikan~"

[A/N: Yeah I just did a huge info dump in chapter 1, hope you guys got interested, btw, if you dislike it at this moment do comment all your hate and anger~ I'm writing this on a whim and only did some basic notes on the story ahahaha. I wanna see how far I could get before getting a writer's block on this novel.

P.S. My other story Vongola Primo is not dropped, just a major writer's block on that one where I can't seem to find the best scene to lead up to the conflict. Personally I want to rewrite some chapters since it felt a bit… well boring. Anyway, this story is gonna be filled with just feelings to Imma be writing on the fly for this fic so there's not gonna be a lot of good writing and even more gramming and spellers problems… as well as a TON of just random oooraaahs from the narrator, I AM GONNA TAKE UNRELIABLE NARRATOR TO ANOTHER DIMENSION! SKIP LEVEL I'M BREAKING DIMENSIONS!!!!! (IFYKYK (๑≧౪≦))]