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Our Lazy and Idiotic but Abnormal Life

Ian reincarnated into a world without magic. Soon, he found himself in a dilemma. One consciousness operating two different body, one male and one female. Ian cursed with laziness and passive idleness, how is he going to live his life operating two different bodies. This is a story about a person, who operates two different bodies trying to live an idiotic and lazy but abnormal life. (A wild older twin sister appears.) Aurora: Don't forget about me!!! I am cute and Awesome too. Aaron: Oh, will you shut it! I'm the MC FFS!!!! Nyx: I am you and you are me. Aurora: Ignore both of them, I am the best girl!!! (*w*)/Teehee~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The cover of the book is not mine, I took that from pixiv. I'm an amateur at this. This is my first book I'm young and inexperienced, so if there are any mistakes? Please, help me improve it and let me know. [The novel is undergoing revision.] And enjoy the book. :-)

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Aaron, The Boyfriend.

Aaron arrived on the third floor of the history department building, Li Hwa is in.

The third-floor hallways are pretty much empty.

Walking down the hallways, Aaron saw the classrooms were full.

"Ah, so that's why it looks so empty!" Finding out the reason for the empty hallways, Aaron started walking to where Li Hwa's class is.

Arriving outside, Li Hwa's class. Aaron saw his beautiful girlfriend was lecturing about the French Revolution.

Aaron didn't want to disturb Li Hwa, so he leaned on the wall near the door and waited for her class to end.

Aaron was surprised to see the 'teacher Li Hwa'!

The woman lecturing in the classroom is his girlfriend.

She is beautiful and her lecture was amazing.

Aaron can see Li Hwa is very passionate about her job.

Her lecture was enlightening and educating.

Aaron waited for the lecture to end, it was not boring for him.

To Aaron, he found Li Hwa's serious expression giving the lecture was hot!

It was enticing for him even though the topic was a bit grim and was about the French Revolution.

"Damn! At this rate, I will become a perverted boyfriend for sure!" Aaron muttered, shaking his head. He tried to discard all the crazy thoughts out of his head and focus on the lecture.

The normal version of the lecture, not the one his mind was translating to.

Half an hour later, the lecture ended.

With the lecture ending, Li Hwa decided to end the class as well.

Giving assignments to her students, she ended the class 10 minutes earlier than scheduled.

After gathering her things, Li Hwa prepared to leave the classroom when a student approached her.

"Thank you for the outstanding lecture you gave today, Miss Li Hwa! I deem it a great honour to be one of your students." A male student in his late teens said to Li Hwa.

"Thank you, Roman! I'm glad that you liked the lecture. Also, thank you for making my session interactive and productive! It is wonderful teaching you students, you guys are sensible and understanding!" Li Hwa honestly replied. She was quite nervous before the lecture but the lecture turned out great.

It's her fourth day on her job, on her first day she was given a tour to familiarise with the school faculty and departments.

Many things have changed in 5 years she had graduated from this school.

She can't recognise the school anymore.

Though many things changed, some things and people didn't.

There were few professors she was familiar with, they helped her on her first couple of days a lot.

"Professor! Can you help me regarding the-" Roman was interrupted mid-sentence by Aaron suddenly.

Aaron stood beside Li Hwa and gave a brilliant smile to her, giving out praises to his girlfriend.

"I am lost for the right adjectives to describe how much I enjoyed your lecture today. Thank you for the enlightenment you have bestowed upon me, miss Li Hwa!"

Roman's expression turned dark when he was interrupted.

He was trying to get Li Hwa's attention by having a good impression on her.

He planned to seduce the beautiful woman in front of him, she was hot and he preferred woman like Li Hwa's to his taste.

Roman was thinking about asking Li Hwa to help him with his studies, they will spend together then he will slowly trap the woman in his arms.

At the time of the lecture, Roman thought about many scenarios about how to seduce the beautiful teacher in his head instead of focusing on the lecture Li Hwa was giving.

Roman was determined to get into Li Hwa's skirt, his mind was full of obscene improper dirty thoughts.

He turned to Aaron and tried to signal Aaron to back away, but Aaron ignored him.

Roman was furious by Aaron.

'Who the f*ck do you think you are! You *beeb been beeeb beeeb*! She is my prey!!!' Roman cursed Aaron a thousand times in his head.

Li Hwa who was oblivious to what's going on behind the smiles of these two teens, turned to Aaron replying to his praise.

"Why thank you, Aaron! When did you arrive?" Asked Li Hwa giving Aaron a dazzling smile.

Aaron was stunned by Li Hwa's smile for a second before he replied to her.

'Damn! She is so cuuuuute! I want to hug her!!! My heart is beating fast, woman! You will kill me with these smiles of yours.' Aaron said in his mind.

"Half an hour ago, I didn't want you to get distracted by me. You probably would have felt more nervous knowing I was here too, so I didn't show myself."

"Ah, I see! You're right, I would have been too nervous if I knew you were here!" Li Hwa agreed. With Aaron present, she would have thought too much when lecturing. She is too conscious of herself around Aaron.

"Miss Li Hwa, can we talk?" A female professor called out suddenly to Li Hwa.

Excusing herself for a few minutes, Li Hwa left.

Aaron now turned to Roman.

He saw the lust-filled eyes of Roman when Li Hwa was giving the lecture.

Aaron wanted to hack this piece of s*it in front of him!

If it was his previous world, Aaron would have done so even if the guy was innocent with only thoughts of lewd things about his girlfriend.

He was a crazy mage in his previous life, he did kill innocent lives but that was his shi**y emo phase. When all of his friends died and he was left alone in a world where people were after him.

But Aaron can't do the same thing here, he cursed a couple of times for being this world a bit too peaceful.

Aaron suddenly, put a hand on Roman's shoulder.

It startled Roman and he was about to shake Aaron's hand off his shoulder when he heard a *ching* sound.

Looking down he saw a cane with a blade touching his body.

Roman paled in terror!

"Shhhh! Keep a casual look and don't make a sound." Aaron focused a bit of his killing intent on Roman.

Roman gulped in fear and nodded his head responding to Aaron. He almost fainted hearing Aaron's voice!

It was grim and haunting to him, it sent a chill down his spine.

His forehead started to form beads of sweat.

"You like this cutie of mine? It's my partner, HaloCutie. So far to this day, she tasted the blood of 476 people."

Roman's heart chilled and it skipped a beat hearing that grim fact from Aaron.

'This guy is dangerous! Who the fu*k is this guy!!! How was he able to bring a weapon inside school grounds!' Roman thought, his lower half of the body felt weak, his knees were about to give-in from fear.

"That teacher you were eyeing, is my girlfriend. What sort of thoughts were you having? Pray tell, please! I want to listen to your thoughts." Aaron gave a brilliant innocent smile to Roman while caressing the area under Roman's left rib with HaloCutie.

Roman leaked seeing the 'innocent' smile of Aaron.

Roman had a vision when he saw the smile, it was a vision of him being cut slowly by the guy before him. In the vision, he was still alive but the lower half of his body was cut off from him.

Seeing the wet patches on Roman's pants, Aaron felt disgusted.

Aaron let go of Roman's shoulder but before letting go of Roman, he whispered in Roman's ear.

"I will kill you if I ever found you near my girlfriend! I swear on my Blood and my name, Aaron Christopher Blood. I will let you experience hell on earth before killing you! Did you hear me? If yes, then nod."

Roman nodded furiously!

"Good! Now get out of my face, you piece of s*it!"

Again Roman nodded furiously before dashing out of the classroom.

Aaron looked down and saw a puddle of urine on the floor.

Feeling disgusted, Aaron left the classroom and waited for Li Hwa to come back.

Soon, Li Hwa arrived and gave Aaron a dazzling smile.

Aaron replied with a smile as well to his girlfriend.

Li Hwa noticed Aaron was alone, Roman was nowhere to be seen.

"Where did that student go? He was asking me for something before I was called up by professor Smith." Li Hwa inquired about Roman.

"He left in a hurry, his girlfriend called he said. So don't mind him, how was your day? The gang are in a restaurant nearby, let's go have lunch! What do you say?"

"I see. Yes, let's go to the restaurant! I'm quite hungry, didn't get to eat much in the morning."

"My cute girlfriend. Eat your fill before leaving for work, please! It's not good if you keep that bad habit of yours, Li Hwa."

"I know, I know! Sorry..."

The two started conversing with each other while making their way to the restaurant where the gang has decided to eat lunch.

~~~

Roman in the men's room was sitting on a toilet.

His heart was beating with fear!

"A-Ar-Aaron Blooooood! That guy is the heir of the Blood family!!!"

Roman heard many things about the Blood family.

He heard some rumours about how dangerous they are.

Aaron is the proof of those rumours.

'That guy is scary and dangerous!!!' Roman thought.

The intensity of fear was overwhelming to Roman.

He fainted in fear on the toilet booth.

This time Roman did not just pee in his pants but also shat in his pants too in intense fear!

RomanKaiser52 if you read the chap, Gomenesai!!! Lol.

This chap is dedicated to you, here's the cameo I promised.

Thank you for the donation, Roman.

Man I really appreciate it.

I got a cold and I didn't have any money to buy meds for cold and pain meds for my spine.

I asked money to my parents and they said they will send me money in 2 days.

So your donation just saved me from helish pain and the cold.

Thank you!!!

Here's the 3rd chap of the week.

Also, it's 25th.

Happy christmas.!

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