The results of Coleson's investigation of King's "Emperor's Mouth Cannon" came out very quickly, but the content of the investigation report was very unsatisfactory, and the teachers and children answered variously.
Some said: At that time, I only saw King's mouth, and an invisible sound wave spread out like a water wave. The mob didn't even have a chance to react and fell on the spot.
Invisible sound wave? very good, very powerful.
Some said: Lord King opened his mouth at that time, and a big red heart kiss flew out and exploded beside the mob.
This, this, this is a bit too much!
Some said: I think King is like a **** of creation. God said: There must be light, so there is light. King said: You deserve to die, so the mob fell.
Um? Are you the eldest brother? Or elder sister? Do you have to pay taxes on obscenity?
Of course, in addition to the teachers who felt ashamed to King, they tried their best to speak nice things to King. They described King as rare in the earth and nothing on earth. There are also a group of innocent children in the kindergarten. Their answers are exceptionally uniform: Uncle King. Spit the bad guy!
"One...a spitting mob?"
Cic scanned the investigation report a few times and stared at Coleson: "Do you think this statement is reliable?"
Coleson pushed his glasses and said seriously: "Minister Sic, I think the children lack knowledge of the world, and they lack considerable vocabulary reserves. They cannot use correct words to describe King's moves. From the children's point of view, Only saliva comes out from the mouth, so I think the children's answers can only prove that King's moves are shot from the mouth, but it cannot be used as evidence of specific moves. However, the words of the teachers have their own opinions. So it is impossible to determine the specific moves of King."
"Well, what you said is very reasonable." Xiqi smiled with satisfaction: "Since I can't figure out the specific moves of King, then according to Mike's definition, it is officially named as'The King's Mouth Cannon', which is on the official website of the Association. Just write it like this."
As one of the association's signature figures, how can King's move be spitting? It is too low and affects the image, so even if the children say it is true, they will choose to ignore it for the benefit and image of the association. They are more willing to believe the exaggerated descriptions of Mike and the teachers, not to mention, with the strength of king, An exaggerated description will definitely be believed by the public. Therefore, there is no danger of being questioned.
"By the way, the promotional activities of Sunflower Kindergarten were not successfully held. You can call king for me, and we will discuss again to see when we will carry out hero promotion."
"Minister, just make a phone call to discuss this kind of trivial matter. King is so busy (which one of your eyes sees King is busy? He's clearly painful), we always disturb him."
"No, in addition to the hero promotion, I have another creative idea for shooting a new advertisement. I must ask King to come over and discuss it."
"Huh? Minister, would you still dare to find King to shoot an advertisement? You are not afraid that he smashed the headquarters?" Coleson gave a wry smile. King warned them not to mess with them last time. Minister Xiqi is playing with fire!
"It's okay, this time I shot a serious hero advertisement."
Xiqi stared at King's investigation report, and a creative public service advertisement in his mind was gradually taking shape.
"Well, I'll let Mike pick it up."
Coleson reluctantly agreed, praying in his heart that Xiqi would not faint, otherwise he would spend an extra every year-buying incense candles for Xiqi to go to the grave.
...
"Ding Dong!"
Wang Feng was playing a game at home, when suddenly someone rang the doorbell.
Click!
"Mike?" After opening the door, he looked at Mike with a cardboard box in surprise: "Why are you here?"
Mike looked at Wang Feng adoringly: "Master King, Minister Sic asked me to pick you up to the headquarters, and at the same time give you a letter of appreciation from the sunflower kindergarten teachers and children."
Wang Feng took the cardboard box and asked casually: "Oh, Xiqi has something to do with me?"
Mike: "The main reason is that this hero propaganda activity was interrupted. The Minister wants to discuss with you about the restart plan."
"Huh, just this little thing?"
Wang Feng greeted Mike to come in and sit down.
Mike started looking at the second floor without the floor in surprise, and replied respectfully: "Oh, the minister seems to have other important matters to discuss with you, so let me come and pick you up."
"Well, anyway, idle is idle."
Wang Feng opened the cardboard box and read several thank-you letters sent by the teachers and students of the Sunflower Kindergarten, and found that they were almost all apologies. He was at a loss and he didn't know why.
"Mike, I'll leave when I clean up."
He moved the cardboard box into the sundries room and glanced at the vaccine human egg again. He found that the vaccine human egg still had no response. He looked back depressed and followed Mike to the Heroes Association headquarters.
...
O city, seaside!
"Humans full of desire, accept the verdict!"
Wow!
The sea parted, and from the bottom of the seabed came out a strange man seven or eight meters high. His body was shriveled like a corpse, his head had four sides, his face was strange like an alien.
"Weirdo..."
"Escape..."
The stranger just appeared, the tourists on the beach suddenly screamed in horror and fled, but suddenly all fell softly, like a domino. From near to far, the stranger seemed to exude a regular fluctuation. Any contact with this kind of fluctuation All of them will lose consciousness and fall into a coma.
The weird man stepped on the beach, without even looking at the fallen human being, walked towards the center of O, leaving a series of huge footprints on the beach.
"Attention residents of City O and residents of City O. The Heroes Association has notified urgently that ghost-level weirdos have appeared on the beach and are invading the city center. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com is currently dispatching heroes to eliminate the weirdos. Before the weirdos are eliminated, please stay away from the beach and go to shelters..."
The weird alarm in downtown O issued an emergency notification. After listening to the announcement in horror, the residents of O City rushed to the shelter or other cities in a panic.
However, once there is a large-scale flow of people, there will be congestion, traffic jams, crowded people, and the efficiency of escape is very slow.
Weirdo came step by step without killing anyone, but countless people lost consciousness because of this and fell on the street, looking from a distance, as if a farmhouse was drying rice.
The weird man's left mouth kept muttering: "Appetite", the back mouth shouted: "Kill thought", the right mouth laughed strangely: "Sex (river crab) desire", the front face just sounded the trial: "Judgment!"
Where it passes, all humans will pass out, like a curse, no one can escape, perhaps as it said, it is the judge of desire, whoever possesses the three desires of appetite, desire to kill, and sexual desire. Everyone must accept the verdict.
However, appetite is the basis for human survival, and sexual desire is the basis for human existence. Basically every human being has these two desires. Unless a god, no one can escape one of the two desires.
In addition, there is a killing thought on the back of the weirdo, which means that the person who moves the killing thought will also be judged. No matter who the killing thought is sent to, it may be the enemy or the weird person. Anyway, if you move the killing thought, you have to accept the judgment. .
is so domineering!
From this point of view, it is not so much that the abilities of weirdos resemble a curse, but rather it is a newly formulated natural rule-a rule for the destruction of all mankind!
This is very similar to the vaccine man. Could it be an ambassador for the protection of the earth?
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Name- If I Make Others Laugh, I Level-Up
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