"ng, it turns out that I am still not your opponent, but I have something to ask...Do you powerful guys like hitting eggs?"
Sony's face was pale, and he pointed at ng and grumbled.
"Hit eggs? Oh no, I don't have a hobby of hitting eggs. I just happened to hit your indescribable part. In other words, maybe you have the magic power to attract fists."
Ng explained very seriously.
"No matter what, I am willing to bet and lose. Since I lose in your hands, then I am willing to catch it with my hands. However, I will come out again sooner or later, and we will have to divide the game."
Sonic gritted his teeth and spoke harshly.
"Hey, don't try to be strong. If you want to bet and lose, if you are willing to catch it, you obviously can't run, right?" Venerable the vest pierced Sonic's heart with a heart-piercing sentence.
"Huh, I am an excellent ninja from the Ninja Village. I have already practiced the word'forbearance' so thoroughly. How can I be knocked down by a small blow injury? If I want to escape, I only need to kick my feet. It can disappear from your eyes in an instant, so that you can't even catch the shadow."
"..."
can't see it!
Ng and Venerable Vest looked at Sonic's situation at the moment, their faces were speechless.
"What do you look like... do you think I'm lying?"
Sonic stared at Venerable Ng and the vest viciously, his legs clamped the ham and the egg, shaking constantly, his delicate face was distorted from the pain, his forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and the whole person looked extremely prostration, as if he was too much.
Beep Beep Beep Beep!
During the confrontation, the police car arrived late.
"I lost this time, so I'm willing to bow my head, next time I..."
Before Sonic's words were finished, his mouth was blocked. Since Sonic is a good ninja with various escape methods, the police station used the latest special torture instrument manufactured by the Heroes Association to restrain Sonic's body up and down. The instrument of torture was there, unable to move, and even his mouth was sealed.
Beep Beep Beep Beep!
The police re-arrested Sonic and brought him to justice. After repeatedly thanking Ng and Venerable Vest for their help, they immediately escorted Sonic to the Stinky Prison. This powerful criminal is only safe when he is in Stinky Prison.
"The matter is resolved."
Ng Looking at the police car going away, I had a headache. I thought I could delay the tornado duel with Sonic's escape from prison, but I didn't expect to get Sonic with little effort. It was really annoying.
"Let's go, what should be faced is always to be faced, this is life."
He smiled helplessly, turned and walked towards Mike's car.
"ng, wait a while."
Venerable the vest suddenly stopped ng without warning.
"Um?"
Ng looked back at Venerable Vest Vest in incomprehension, what are you doing?
"ng, actually, there is one thing I wanted to tell you a long time ago." The Vest Vest let out a foul breath and slowly said: "I have always been unconvinced with your title of the strongest man!"
"..."
how? Do you want to fight me too?
Ng speechless, as expected, everyone wants to climb and conquer my peak.
"But, I also know that, in terms of strength, I am not your opponent. Just now, I couldn't detect the figure of Sonic under the super fast movement, but you easily defeated the opponent, and you said it politely. , I indirectly lost to you."
Vest the vest stared at ng, and solemnly said: "However, the title of the strongest man can't just be based on the strength, the man...the most important thing is to take the kidney."
"Go kidney?"
Ng brain full of Watt, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand it at all?
"Huh~" The Vest of the vest took a deep breath, as if making the next big decision, looking at ng solemnly, "ng, before you and Tornado are separated, shall we have a man's test? Let's see Who is more man!?"
"Men's competition? Wrist off?"
ng suddenly remembered the first time he met Venerable Vest at the Heroes Association headquarters. At that time Venerable Vest stared at him aggressively, and then invited a contest between men-breaking the wrist. Fortunately, it was not held under Xiqi's mediation, otherwise, his small arms and legs would really not be able to do the other party.
Unexpectedly, after a few months, Venerable Vest once again proposed a contest between men, and it was at the critical moment of his duel with Tornado.
"Of course it's not a wrist break." The Vest Vest twitched his mouth and spit in his heart. With the strength of your arm shaking hundreds of tons of objects, wouldn't it be possible to break the wrist with you for abuse?
"what is that?"
"Of course, the competition between men has to take the kidneys, so I decided to challenge you. Let's compete together with a traditional male competition handed down from ancient times... It's farther than anyone who urinates!"
"Puff!"
Ng looked at a stern vest, Watt, you're sure you're not kidding, the battle between our two dignified heroes is...who is farther from peeing?
"OK!"
After thinking about it for two seconds, he agreed cleanly. This test is better than breaking his wrist. At least he has a chance to win. But breaking the wrist, without consuming cards, basically loses, so he After weighing it in his mind, he still felt that it was far more in line with his current situation than anyone else.
"ng, you don't have to be burdened, it's just your warm-up before the tornado duel, it doesn't matter if you lose, after all, this can't represent your true strength."
Venerable the vest pointed forward, "There is a lawn there, and there is no one around now, so we can take the test with peace of mind."
"In the open air?"
Ng surprised~www.mtlnovel.com~ Is it better to find a more hidden place for this kind of thing? Is it too wicked to urinate in a park lawn in a city?
"Don't worry, I don't feel anyone around, even if we urinate, no one will care about us."
Venerable vest first went to the lawn to wait.
Ng slapped his forehead, and reluctantly followed, my strongest man actually did such a vulgar thing, it was too cheap.
"Tell me about the rules..." The Vest of the vest glanced sideways and said in a low voice, "Look whoever urinates far away. The one who urinates far away wins."
"..."
What is the difference between this rule and not mentioned?
Ng the corners of his mouth twitched and nodded silently.
"Well, now that you understand the rules, then... the battle begins!"
Venerable Vest's eyes were tight, the muscles of his arms were tight, his biceps bulged high, his palms violently tugged, slammed, and the zipper was pulled down. He prepared his weapon in an instant, aimed at the target, and prepared. emission!
Ziz!
cannonballs are fired, draw a perfect parabola, and move forward towards the enemy!
Boom!
The artillery fire roared and landed leisurely, and the air was filled with the special smell of the artillery shells.
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