"Well, it's dawn, the sun is tanning."
King got up in a daze. At midnight last night, because the weird person was wiped out, the hotel staff returned again. After tossing him for a long time before going to bed, he didn't expect to wake up, it was already noon.
He finished washing, put on his clothes, and prepared to go out to Saitama's house.
went downstairs, he settled the money for opening the hotel room, and turned to the nearby supermarket.
There are no special sales in this supermarket called "Renrenle", and it is estimated that Saitama has never been here.
He pushed a shopping cart and browsed the goods in the supermarket.
"Well, I heard that spinach is helpful for hair growth. Saitama should like to eat it. Buying a few pieces of it has the same effect. Well, no wonder Saitama likes to eat cabbage so much in the comics. , Ginger shampoo has the effect of preventing hair loss. It is prepared for the future of Saitama... Maybe it will be used someday."
"Hey, hair restorer? This kind of thing... a few more bottles. Saitama is in the late stage of baldness, and a bottle of hair restorer will definitely not cure it."
"Oh my god, how come there are adult magazines in the supermarket? Wow, this girl...this girl...well, take it, Saitama is alone and needs some books to relieve my boredom."
King looked around in the supermarket. After a while, he picked out a large number of "Saitama necessities". When the shopping cart couldn't fit, he pushed the trolley to the checkout counter with satisfaction.
"Sir, please wait a moment."
Ding Dong!
The supermarket cashier lady scans the code for the goods purchased by King.
Because King bought a lot of things, it takes some time to calculate the money. Under boredom, he looked at the supermarket public TV set on the wall, which was broadcasting the latest news.
Moderator: "During this time, everyone can see that the appearance of a large number of mosquitoes is annoying us. So what is the reason for the large number of mosquitoes this year? Our program team invited the mosquito expert who has published several books-Kafi Odd experts will answer for everyone."
Kafiche: "Hello everyone, first of all, from the conclusion, according to our investigation, the mosquitoes that appeared this year are new species, so...I don't know much."
"..."
The host cursed, "Then get out of here." As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that he was broadcasting the news. He coughed and apologized to the audience: "Sorry, I'm in a bad mood, let me take a look at the mosquito population. On the way forward, the number of mosquitoes is fashionable and at the junction of City Z and City B. Now it has gradually flocked to the urban area of City Z. It is predicted that a large number of mosquitoes will enter City Z in one or two hours. I hope everyone Do a good job of preventing mosquitoes."
"I said that there have been a lot of mosquitoes recently. It turned out that there was an outbreak of mosquitoes."
King watched the news reports about the recent surge in mosquitoes, and recalled that in Banggu Dojo, there were mosquitoes buzzing in his ears when he slept at night, which made him miss a little.
"Ding Dong!"
The cashier finally finished the calculation and said politely: "Hello sir, your goods will cost a total of 2,357 yuan." She glanced at the adult magazine, hesitated, and asked softly: "Sir, I think you might...need some tissues. ."
"Um?"
King, who was paying for money, was stunned. After a while, he reacted and I wiped it. It makes sense. What if Saitama doesn't have tissues? Do you use underwear? How embarrassing!
"thanks for reminding."
He hurriedly added two more paper towels of the "Xia Li Stop" brand.
The cashier lady blushed and whispered: "You're welcome."
After the checkout, King was carrying two big bags and ready to set off. At this moment, the news channel on the TV suddenly interrupted a piece of temporary news.
"Dear viewers, I'm sorry. Because of the emergency, we will temporarily insert the latest news about the mosquito disaster. At present, a large group of mosquitoes are coming to Z City. All the bitten animals have been sucked up and turned into corpses. If you encounter mosquitoes outside, please evacuate as soon as possible..."
King stared blankly at the mummy livestock broadcast on TV. The memory of watching anime in the past turned out. The corner of his mouth twitched. This Nima is... the mosquito girl has attacked.
He hesitated, thinking about the horrible group of blood-sucking mosquitoes. After all, he did not step out of the supermarket. His plan to visit Saitama was once again stranded. He sighed slightly, "Saitama, Saitama, is it because our handsome and bald combination are born with different characters? Why do I call you every time. Will nothing good happen?"
He sighed for a moment, sinking his heart to recall the story about the appearance of the mosquito girl in the anime, Jenos appeared...fighting...Saitama chased and killed the mosquitoes...burning gun shots...Saitama was naked...well, wait a minute.
His inspiration flashed, and he seemed to have caught some indescribable G-spot. Saitama was naked?
With a meaningful smile, he probed the cashier and asked, "Miss, do you have cameras for sale in the supermarket?"
"Yes, three hundred and eight."
Well, three hundred and eight, there is nothing wrong with everyone.
...
Saitama didn't even know that his perfect body was remembered. He was holding his dead fisheye elephant water and sprinkling his cactus with water.
Haqiu~
For some reason, he suddenly sneezed, then touched his nose, secretly wondering, since he was bald after exercising, he has not been sick again. How did he sneeze today? strangeness.
Buzzing!
His doubts have not been answered yet, a mosquito appeared in front of him swaying, making an annoying buzzing noise, and finally fell on the back of his hand to **** blood.
He stared at the mosquito, quietly raised his other hand, and snapped it down.
Snapped!
Buzzing!
The mosquito was unharmed, escaped from Saitama's hand by luck, and again arrogantly swayed in front of him.
boom! boom!
Saitama's right hand was continuously grabbing the mosquitoes at a surprisingly fast speed, but the mosquito setting seemed to be 100% evasive, even if he was invincible, he couldn't use the mosquitoes.
Buzzing!
The mosquito is probably even more proud, actually riding on Saitama's face... shit!
Snapped!
Saitama's aiming timing is another slap, and with a slap, that strength may be able to kill a dragon-level weird in seconds.
Buzzing!
Alas, the mosquito has its own protagonist aura, no matter how strong the enemy is, it will be as tenacious as a cockroach.
"..."
Saitama's face turned black, the blue veins on his forehead violently, and gently put down the dead fish-eye elephant water sprinkler, staring at the flying mosquitoes with stern eyes, and growled inwardly:
"Sat mosquitoes seriously!"
Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!
In order to successfully eliminate the mosquitoes, he used twelve points of strength, leaving his shocking afterimages on the balcony.
I don't know how many ghost-level dragon-level monsters killed by him were so popular that they crawled out of the grave. Not to mention, after making this bowl of Mengpo soup, we will be reborn as mosquitoes in the next life.
Your gift is the motivation for my creation. Give me more motivation!