Omake 1: Which teacher use a ruler as a sword?
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Ahem, system error, please don't mind it. Anyways, sorry for the wait, don't blame me, blame the school and Covid. Last month I got caught in a class fight with my friend and got covid.
(Also because I'm too busy, the school has opened again and I'm preparing for the exam, even it's 3 months away)
Anyways, this is an omake about a stupid idea of mine.
What if Angelia were in Fate-verse?
I don't know if I should put her in that universe since she could be a bit... broken. Just imagine a grand saber that got magic immunity walking around, even Gilgamesh going all out couldn't stop her.
(Yes, even Enuma Elish counted as a non-physical attack so Angelia can ignore it)
By the way, this might take place in the far future so her set-up is OP as some MC that have wish fulfilment.
AND A TWIST AT THE END!
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(3rd POV)
*Slurp*
Angelia take a sip of coffee then look at the calm and beautiful moon in the sky, she then take a glance at the pile of paperwork on the table and sighed. "Even with 3 versions of me doing all of this work... it's still too much."
*Fighting noise idk*
"Sure, it can't be Fate-verse if the servants don't mess things up for me. At least Lancer is going to die soon and Emiya-kun... or should I call him counter guardian EMIYA? Maybe the former is better." Angelia picked up her phone and surfed through the picture of Shirou.
"Ara Ara, looking at Shirou-kun pictures again? You pervert teacher." her other self mocked while holding a photo of Shirou Emiya in her hand, "don't you even dare to say that, we are one and you are my incarnation of lust, not to mention that you are the most pervert of us all." Angelia said and put away her phone then continue to observe the battle between Lancer and Archer.
"Fufu, I know myself well. You are the neutral one that contains all of the traits while Tenshira is of Anger and Pride. And then the skill evolved and this time it's me, Aisha, containing your lust and sadistic nature." Aisha licked her lips and put away the photo then glance at the 2 servants fighting in the playground.
"Ara Ara, look like Shirou-kun becoming a servant didn't remove his harem protagonist at all but only further enhanced it. I'm affairs it has even affected us somehow, mostly by his food." Aisha laughed and look at her counterparts who is having a hard time trying not to cut her down.
*Sas teacher sigh* "Please don't even mention it, and I think it's time for us to help our dear protagonist out since he's gonna die soon." Angelia put down the cup and picked up an ordinary wooden ruler on the table.
"Sure, make sure to not let any student die, that is one of the main objectives of the quest. Just don't kill lancer, his luck will kill himself." Tenshira opens the door with her leg while carrying an unholy amount of fast food and drink. The three women look at each other than smile, the original Angelia opens the window and jumped out while Aisha and Tenshira are having a good time eating unhealthy snacks.
In the school's hall, the 2 people with E-rank luck are chasing each other, except for the fact that one is already dead and one is going to die soon. When Lancer's spear is going to pierce through Shirou's heart, a loud slap can be heard.
Normally a servant's body can ignore a slap like it's a mosquito bite, but that slap is coming from a loving teacher so no logic can stop it.
*SLAP* *CRASH*
*CRACK*
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Emiya Shirou was shocked beyond words by what he is witnessing, the man wearing blue tight clothes that is chasing him with a spear just now got slapped by his new teacher, Angelia-sensei.
He thought that his new sensei is just like everyone else, a normal human, with no magic, no superpower but what he has seen completely changed his understanding of Angelia-sensei.
"As I have always said, do not start a fight in the school's hall." Angelia smiled and ignore Cu's painful groan and walked toward Shirou and offer him a hand.
"Need some help, my dear student?" Angelia says with a usual smile on her face.
The (harem) protagonist takes his teacher's hand and stands up, just before he can ask the question in his mind, the man in blue tight rushed in with his spear again. Angelia raised her ruler and blocked the blow, "go home now Shirou-kun, I will explain everything after this." Shirou wanted to stay to help his teacher but a glare from her scared the sword out of him so he have no choice but to obey.
Angelia glances at Shirou running away then back at the Lancer, who is trying his best to even get through her one arm defence. "It this all you got? I expected more from a historical figure and a servant." She taunted him.
"Heh, you sound like my old teacher, a monster in human's skin. And how the hell can a simple ruler block my spear!?" Cu yelled while trying to use his red spear to break the damn wooden ruler. Unfortunately for him, no matter how he attacks it, the ruler won't even have a single scratch on it.
Angelia just standing there, blocking every blow coming from Lancer without even looking at him, she is surfing through her phone as if she is waiting for something, "Oh come on! Can you at least put away your phone and fight me seriously?!" He groaned and then suddenly receive some orders from his master.
Angelia is still able to notice that through his face and waves her hand, "I think it's time now, you can go, Lancer, we will meet later." she said then disappear on the spot, leaving Lancer confused, "I'm sure she isn't a servant so astral form is crossed out... did she just teleported?" The Lancer keep that question to himself then returned to his astral form and escape the scene.
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"Gah, I'm still not used to this crap." Angelia groaned as her figure was slowly being rebuilt back in her office. Her counterparts simply shrugged and throw a bag of chips at her which she kindly accept.
This is the power of Twin Soul (EX-level) allowing every single piece of your soul to be the "main" or original one, which leads to a new use of the skill: spit the user's soul into 3 pieces which will have all of the original body's power.
(This means Angelia now can also turn her body into soul form and return to the other-self... if that is how it works, idk how to describe it bruh)
"So what now?" Aisha asked lazily
"Well, we wait for Shirou-kun to summon saber, which will happen no matter what since fate is bullshit." Angelia shrugged and look outside the window.
"Well, the world's will might mess things up you know? like how it's messing around with us." Tenshira suggested.
The three women stare at each other then sighed, they quickly finish their snacks then open rush toward Emiya's household.
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[literally 1 minute later]
'I can't die yet!'
'I haven't saved a single person! I haven't gotten to feel what it's like to smile like dad yet!'
'No! I won't die here! I'm not going to die again!'
As the cursed spear slowly made its way to Shirou's heart, again. The FATE decides to slow time down and let the protagonist's prayer reach the throne of heroes.
However, that is a bad play from the world itself as our beloved teacher is very caring and loving.
*BAM* (Cu gets smacked 2nd time)
"Eh?" as a normal human would react, Shirou was surprised by the sudden appearance of his teacher, again. Fortunately for him, he is not the only one this time as Saber has arrived to share the shock with her master.
But what shocked Artoria isn't the fact that a normal human with absolutely no trance of mana kicks a servant across the building. What shocked her is the face of the woman.
"M-mom!?" Artoria utters a few words but that is enough to make the biggest twist I have ever pulled.
Angelia and her counterpart look at the shocked King and give her a warm smile, "well isn't this my little girl? What are you doing here my little lion?"