Best Moment #7

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10:00PM...

Tac Nayn: Little B?

Nyan: What?

Tac Nayn: I need to pee.

Nyan: Well, go then.

Tac Nayn: But I don't know how!

Nyan: Did you forget?

Tac Nayn: Your forgetful virus got in my system! Now I forgot how to pee thanks to you!

Nyan: Ha ha, very funny. Now go in the bathroom.

Tac Nayn: How?

Nyan: Its not to far away from here.

Tac Nayn: So our bathroom grew legs and is now in town somewhere?

Nyan: What? NO!

Tac Nayn: Be more specific.

Nyan opens the door.

Nyan: Its right here.

Tac Nayn: Oh. OK then.

Nyan: Now you can go pee.

Tac Nayn: OK. Wait!

Nyan: What?

Tac Nayn: What's this wooden thing blocking the bathroom?

Nyan: You know what it is!

Tac Nayn: So this wooden thing is called, you know what it is?

Nyan: No!

Tac Nayn: Its called no?

Nyan: Oh my God!

Tac Nayn: Its called, oh my God?

Nyan: Its a door!

Tac Nayn: Oh! The wooden thing is called, its a door.

Nyan: JUST DOOR!

Tac Nayn: Its called, JUST DOOR!?

Nyan: Door.

Tac Nayn: Dora?

Nyan: ???

Tac Nayn: The wooden thing is Dora the Explorer?

Nyan: Door!

Tac Nayn: Door the Explorer?

Nyan: Door! Just door!

Tac Nayn: Its a door, just door?

Nyan: Door.

Tac Nayn: Door?

Nyan: Yes.

Tac Nayn: Oh. Make up your mind.

Nyan: Now, open the door and go!

Tac Nayn: How?

Nyan: What?

Tac Nayn: How do you open the door deaf ears?

Nyan: OH MY GOD!

Tac Nayn: So I have to yell oh my god to open the door?

Nyan: NO!

Tac Nayn: I have to yell no?

Nyan opens the door.

Tac Nayn: Oh.

Nyan: Now, go pee.

Tac Nayn: Where?

Nyan: What?

Tac Nayn: WHERE DO I PEE AT DEAF EARS!?

Nyan: Quiet down!

Tac Nayn: Where is the quiet down in the bathroom?

Nyan: Really? You go...

Tac Nayn: In the sink?

Nyan: No!?

Tac Nayn: In the shower?

Nyan: NO! RIGHT HERE!

Tac Nayn: What's that?

Nyan: That's a toilet.

Tac Nayn: That's a toilet?

Nyan: Yes. 😒

Tac Nayn: How do I use that's a toilet?

Nyan: Why are you acting so stupid?

Tac Nayn: Because it's fun to do this to you!

Nyan: I hate you.

Tac Nayn: Yeah! You acted like this to me when you were five! How do you like me doing it back?

Nyan: Uh...

Tac Nayn: NOW GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!

Nyan: ALRIGHT!

11:00PM...

Tac Nayn: Nyan?

Nyan: What now sis?

Tac Nayn: I'm hungry.

Nyan: Didn't you already eat?

Tac Nayn: No.

Nyan: Yeah you did! Now quit bugging me!

Tac Nayn: Fine.

1 minute later...

Tac Nayn: Nyan?

Nyan: What!?

Tac Nayn: I'm hungry!

Nyan: GO TO BED!

Tac Nayn: Rude.

Another minute later...

Tac Nayn: Little B?

Nyan: WHAT!?

Tac Nayn: I'M HUNGRY!

Nyan: Go get something to eat!

Tac Nayn: Where?

Nyan: In the kitchen.

Tac Nayn: Where is the kitchen?

Nyan: Down the hall.

Tac Nayn: The kitchen ran down the hall?

Nyan: No! Its down the hall!

Tac Nayn: Oh! Which hall?

Nyan: Its...

Tac Nayn: Our kitchen ran to City Hall?

Nyan: No! Just follow me.

Tac Nayn: Where?

Nyan: Down the hallway?

Tac Nayn: What hallway?

Nyan: Just follow me.

Tac Nayn: Whatever.

Tac Nayn and Nyan walk down the hallway.

Nyan: Here. Now get a snack.

Tac Nayn: Where?

Nyan: In the fridge.

Tac Nayn: Where is the fridge?

Nyan: Behind you.

Tac Nayn: Are you sure? This fridge looks like a toilet.

Nyan: How does this fridge look like a toilet?

Tac Nayn: This thing here looks like a flusher...

Nyan: Just grab something and go!

Tac Nayn: What if I don't want anything from the fridge?

Nyan: Then look in the cupboard.

Tac Nayn: OK. How do you open the fridge?

Nyan: OH MY GOD!!!

Later...(back in Tac Nayn's room)

Nyan: Happy now?

Tac Nayn: Yes.

Nyan: OK. Goodnight.

12:00AM...

Tac Nayn: Nyan?

Nyan: What?

Tac Nayn: Can you please move?

Nyan: Why?

Tac Nayn: I need to grab something.

Nyan: Get off on the other side of the bed!

Tac Nayn: I can't!

Nyan: Why?

Tac Nayn: God Nayn will bite me!

Nyan: Yeah right!

Tac Nayn: Its very true!

Nyan: I'm going to prove it!

Tac Nayn: Prove what?

Nyan: That God Nayn won't bite me. Ready?

Tac Nayn: Whatever.

Nyan walks off the bed and God Nayn bites Nyan!

Nyan: Ow!

Tac Nayn: Told you!

12:30AM...

Tac Nayn: Nyan?

Nyan: Why can't you sleep?

Tac Nayn: Because of your forgetful virus. Now I forgot how to sleep!

Nyan: Didn't God Nayn taught you how to sleep?

Tac Nayn: I said your virus made me forget how to sleep again!

Nyan: Whatever.

Tac Nayn: Where is my alarm clock?

Nyan: Behind you.

Tac Nayn: My alarm clock is at behind you? Where is that place?

Nyan: No. Its behind you!

Tac Nayn: I'm not stupid! You already said that my alarm clock is at a place called behind you.

Nyan: No! The clock is behind you!

Tac Nayn: Behind my back?

Nyan: No.

Tac Nayn: Behind my butt?

Nyan: No!

Tac Nayn: Behind your butt?

Nyan: NO!

Tac Nayn: Behind a no?

Nyan: Look!

Tac Nayn: What am I looking at?

Nyan: Your alarm clock.

Tac Nayn: What alarm clock?

Nyan: Just go to sleep.

Tac Nayn: I'll try!

12:50AM...

Tac Nayn: Nyan?

Nyan: What do you want from me?

Tac Nayn: I'm tired!

Nyan: So?

Tac Nayn: So!? Where's my bed?

Nyan: Um? Excuse me?

Tac Nayn: What? Did you fart?

Nyan: No.

Tac Nayn: Oh.

Nyan: I am laying on your bed! Are you going blind?

Tac Nayn: Yes.

Nyan: Whatever.

Tac Nayn: Yes.

Nyan: ???

Tac Nayn: Yes.

Nyan: Stop it!

Tac Nayn: Yes.

Nyan: Seriously! Please stop!

Tac Nayn: Yes.

Nyan: Please stop.

Tac Nayn: Yes.

Nyan: Stop!

Tac Nayn: Yes.

Nyan: Just stop!

Tac Nayn: Yes.

Nyan: STOP!!!

Tac Nayn: Alright!

Nyan: Good.

Tac Nayn: Yes.

Nyan: Don't start!

Tac Nayn: Don't fart? Why?

Nyan: Start! Not fart!

Tac Nayn: Fart? Don't start? You want me to fart?

Nyan: NO!

Tac Nayn: ???

Nyan: Don't s-t-a-r-t!

Tac Nayn: Don't f-a-r-t?

Nyan: S-t-a-r-t! Don't start!

Tac Nayn: Don't fart? Why? What me to blow a hole in my heart?

Nyan: I said start! Not fart!

Tac Nayn: You want me to start farting?

Nyan: Just go back to sleep!

Tac Nayn: I can't sleep without my bed!

Nyan: I'm laying on your bed!

Tac Nayn: That's not my bed!

Nyan: How is this bed not your bed?

Tac Nayn: Because, I would never let you sleep in my bed.

Nyan: Ugh!

Tac Nayn: Now, I'm going to sleep on this bed your on until I find where you put my bed.

Nyan: Whatever.

Tac Nayn: (Kicks Nyan off the bed)

1:05AM...

Tac Nayn: Nyan?

Nyan: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?

Tac Nayn: I need to fart.

Nyan: 😒

Tac Nayn: Can I fart next to you?

Nyan: What? No!?

Tac Nayn: OK. Here I go anyway!

Nyan: Don't you fart on me!

Tac Nayn: Don't you start on me?

Nyan: Fart!

Tac Nayn: Start?

Nyan: F-a-r-t!

God Nayn: (chuckles) Are you teaching Nyan how to spell fart?

Tac Nayn: Yep.

Nyan: Wow. 😒

Tac Nayn: (farts)

Tac Nayn puts Nyan under the covers!

Nyan: Ewe! Why?

Tac Nayn: Its fun to get you angry!

Nyan: YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING BITCH!

Daisy: GO TO SLEEP NYAN!

Nyan: 😶

Tac Nayn: Ha ha!

Nyan: God Nayn?

God Nayn: What Big Mouth?

Nyan: You need to teach Tac Nayn how to sleep again!

God Nayn: With pleasure!

1:30AM...

Tac Nayn: Nyan?

Nyan: What!?

Tac Nayn: What stinks?

Nyan: You.

Tac Nayn: Try again!

Nyan: You!

God Nayn: Man, he's deaf!

Nyan: Shut up!

God Nayn: Make me!

Tac Nayn: So, little B?

Nyan: What?

Tac Nayn: Is it true?

Nyan: Is what true?

Tac Nayn: You got a crush?

Nyan: No?

God Nayn: Really? Are you sure?

Nyan: Yes.

God Nayn: Are you really sure?

Nyan: Yes?

God Nayn: Are you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really...

Nyan: YES!

Tac Nayn: Oh!

Nyan: Why are you two asking a stupid question?

Tac Nayn: Oh! I'm sorry! I thought you had a crush on Ms Nyan!

Nyan: (blushes) No!

God Nayn: It's very obvious you like her dude!

Nyan: How's your boyfriend Tac Nayn?

Tac Nayn: What boyfriend?

Nyan: YOU KNOW WHO!!!

Tac Nayn: I don't remember having a boyfriend named, "you know who."

Nyan: Oh my God!

God Nayn: Who is oh my God?

Tac Nayn: That's probably my little brothers butt name!

Nyan: My butt does not have a name!

Tac Nayn: What's this on the floor?

Nyan: My tablet.

God Nayn: What is a my tablet?

Tac Nayn: I don't know!

Nyan: Its my tablet!

God Nayn: Oh! So its a its my tablet!

Tac Nayn: Is that Nyan's butt print on the floor?

Nyan: That's God Nayn's shoe.

God Nayn: I didn't know that my chewing shoe looks like Nyan's butt!

Tac Nayn: What's this?

Nyan: Toilet paper?

God Nayn: Your stupid! That's Tac Nayn's computer

Tac Nayn: Wow.

Nyan: 🙄

God Nayn: What's this?

Nyan: The hallway!

God Nayn: The ha way?

Nyan: Hallway!

God Nayn: The Hall waits?

Tac Nayn: No.

Nyan: 🤔

Tac Nayn: That's the hallway that ran to City Hall!

Nyan: 😑

God Nayn: What's this?

Nyan: The kitchen?

Tac Nayn: The kitchen that ran down the hall?

Nyan: OH MY GOD!

Tac Nayn: The kitchen that ran to oh my God? Where's that?

God Nayn: What this?

Tac Nayn: That's the that's the toilet.

Nyan: Really?

God Nayn: Tac Nayn!

Tac Nayn: What?

God Nayn: Its 3:00AM! Time to sleep!

Tac Nayn: Yay!

Nyan: Finally!

God Nayn and Tac Nayn: Or is it?

Nyan: OH MY GOD!!!