Chapter 314: The author didn't do R18, kill him

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Why am I lying in the corridor of the building where my apartment is?

No, I know why I'm here since my memory prevents me from forgetting annoying things, but I want to evade reality...

"Hey Listen! You can't blame me this time, you're the dog in heat! By the way, excellent work, this will be the best porn you have done so far muahahahaha!"

...

I used Ortro's skill to ignore distances and thus destroyed the camcorder Navi was holding, but the jerk started laughing.

"Muahahahaha! Too late, you stupid dog! Now everyone will know the masculine strength of the Harem King!"

….

That explains why I'm getting texts from BB and the other girls, they're mad that I didn't invite them to the fun.

I sighed and stood up.

The corridors are covered by a soft carpet, so it could be a good place to take a nap, especially after a lot of physical activity…

This building is exclusive to me after I made some negotiations with Mr. Ichijo. Only my wives and the building staff are allowed in this place, plus all the housekeeping and support staff are women with Contracts which makes them totally loyal to me.

Because of this, I don't need to be worried that Tsubaki, Yoko, and Nia are naked on the floor while they are fast asleep.

I sighed and transported the three girls into my Core of Existence, then cleaned my body with [Rasen] and took out some clothes since I'm not an exhibitionist.

My migraine decreased a bit, but the problems will increase...

I sighed again and walked through the halls of the building.

In the corridors, there were several naked women. They all had their bodies covered in sweat and there was a white liquid flowing from their orifices…

I kept sighing.

I carefully cleaned the bodies of each woman and then carefully loaded them. One by one, I took each woman to a comfortable place where they could rest.

During my meal with the quintuplets, Kotonoha started talking about how we met, though her perspective was full of rainbows and emotional dependency.

According to her, I had saved her from suicide and gave her a reason to live, even protected her from the people who had hurt her and made sure no one else hurt her again.

Honestly, no one who knows me would believe such nonsense, but Kotonoha's sincere smile made Itsuki, Yotsuba, and Miku have complicated looks.

As the meal progressed, the effects of the alcohol began to take effect on me, which Ichika noticed since she had seen me drunk many times.

The group of women normally don't drink and only Ichika enjoys a glass of wine every weekend, but she and Kotonoha managed to convince them to drink with us.

The alcohol affected me too much and I began to talk more than necessary.

I talked about some of my latest experiences. Fortunately, I kept a minimum level of rationality, so I didn't talk about supernatural matters, but it made women think that I fought against the Chinese mafia and Western terrorists…

In China, Lu San became famous as many famous women have been seen near him.

Although many people investigate him either out of jealousy or profit, the truth is that Lu San gained a good reputation among the citizens as he helped rescue hundreds of civilians after the natural disaster.

Basically, Lu San and the Harem King are heroes even among normal citizens.

While I was drunk, I revealed that I am Lu San so women could easily find news about me on the internet.

Normally the internet in China is heavily regulated to prevent influence from other countries, but Monika had made my exploits known to the world to give me an identity with high social acceptance. Lu San will be useful for my future plans, but that doesn't matter now.

The point of all this is that Itsuki started lecturing me about my dangerous lifestyle. She was very angry as my death would cause Ichika and Nino a lot of sadness.

I accepted Itsuki's claims since she only wants to protect her sisters.

While Itsuki was lecturing me, Ichika had convinced her sisters to drink some beer, but she didn't tell them that it was imported German beer with a high percentage of alcohol.

After a few drinks, Itsuki started acting like a middle-aged woman who's been single for a long time and is now frustrated.

Among the quintuplets, Itsuki was always the most mature since she took care of her sisters when her mother died.

Growing up at an early age helps develop a strong sense of responsibility, but it also causes a lot of pent-up frustration because childhood was not enjoyed properly. In that sense, Itsuki and I are alike.

I empathized with Itsuki since I also spent my childhood taking care of two idiot brats. In terms of maturity and intellect, my mother is a brat.

I started talking to Itsuki about how troubled our families are. Meanwhile, Ichika distracted her sisters to give me a chance with Itsuki.

Venting out our frustrations gave birth to a new feeling, and within minutes, we were both kissing.

Miku and Yotsuba watched in horror as Itsuki and I began to strip. We didn't even care that the group watched us have sex, Itsuki and I acted like lovers in love.

At the time, we were both like single parents frustrated with life, so alcohol and sex became our outlet…

Normally I am more careful and patient with virgin or overly sensitive women. Using all my womanizing experience will only make them drown in sexual pleasure, but I prefer to let them feel a mixture of pleasure and romance.

This time, my mind lost stability again, so my self-control decreased.

Nia and Tsubaki managed to prevent me from turning into a complete sexual degenerate, but I did use some troublesome skills.

[Lucky Pervert], [Harem King], [Lolimancer], [Harem Protagonist], [Netori Protagonist], [Pedophile Priest], [Monster Girl Tamer], and [Dimensional Motherfucker]. These skills and titles are normally restricted with [Anti-Rasen] since life would be too boring if I get every woman the easy way, but my lack of self-control made me give in to my lustful desires.

I didn't do something disgusting like spread pheromones to sleep with all the women in the world, but all the women who are romantically or sexually related to me could feel an increase in their sexual urges and emotions.

Nia, Yoko, and Tsubaki managed to restrict the effects of my abilities so that only the women in this city would be affected, thus avoiding a national or international disaster.

The first victims of my abilities were Ichika, Nino, and Kotonoha. The three of them decided to join in the fun after Itsuki passed out from excessive pleasure.

While I was enjoying Nino's body, there were two sisters who began to pant and put their legs together as if they wanted to masturbate.

Miku was the first to relent. She still hates me, but her lust overcame her emotions. Among the quintuplets, Miku turned out to be the most perverted… Well, sometimes that happens with socially withdrawn people.

While I was having a little orgy with Kotonoha and the four sisters, Yotsuba seemed to be in the worst existential crisis of her life.

She really wanted to join in on the fun, but her love for Fuutaro was stronger than her sexual urges.

Yotsuba was not willing to be unfaithful to her boyfriend, but there were two enemies that surpassed her will and resolve.

Ichika knows her sister very well and knew how to manipulate her heart. She told Yotsuba that it was all the fault of alcohol, that it wasn't infidelity but spending time with her sisters, that she shouldn't stay away from her sisters since they're a family, that it's not infidelity as long as it's not vaginal intercourse....

In short, I took Yotsuba's anal virginity.

As if that wasn't enough, she gave in to the pleasure and agreed to let me use her vagina, even though she was moaning while crying for Fuutaro, which awakened my sadistic side... Now Yotsuba won't be able to have orgasms unless her butt is hit during the sex…

Navi was laughing like a psycho as he said that I plagiarized Terasu-something. I don't understand what that idiot is saying.

After three hours, all six women were totally exhausted, but my erection hadn't diminished…

Navi is a complete jerk, but this time he helped me.

Tsubaki and Nia weren't restraining my lust since sexual frustration could turn into rage.

I'm used to sexual frustration as only Great Old Ones and Outer Gods can withstand my best sexual techniques without their minds breaking from the pleasure.

In general, most of my harem can't satisfy my libido, but I am mentally satisfied as long as my wives are happy. I have reached the point where the happiness of my wives matters more to me than my own pleasure.

Despite that, currently, my mental stability is hanging by a thin thread that can be snapped by a mere gust of air.

If my sexual frustration exceeds my patience, it is possible that my mind will be consumed by rage, which would be a disaster since I will try to destroy Gaia for no reason.

Currently, the most dangerous thing in this World is me.

While I was having an orgy with the Nakano sisters, Navi went looking for Lin Ruoxi and the accompanying Servants.

The Servant group already knows that I went to another world and they're mad at me for not taking them to my side, so they don't want to talk to me at the moment. Despite that, they were the first to react when Navi sought them out to help me.

Navi told the women that I was cursed with a strong aphrodisiac poison and that my mind will be broken if I lose self-control.

Lin Ruoxi and the other women thought that Navi was planning something stupid, but they got worried when they tried to contact me through the telepathic link and I didn't respond.

Navi convinced the women that I needed a big orgy to calm my mind, which was not a lie. If my mind got out of control, it was possible that I would capture Mumei and Shiki so that they would give me control of Gaia, besides, I would try to make them my sex dolls which would destroy their personalities.

The mental instability of a psychopath is a very dangerous thing…

Navi gave Lin Ruoxi the list of women who would agree to sleep with me even though I am a womanizer.

The students and the teacher who were summoned in Arifureta, the schoolgirls who agreed to be part of my harem, the married women I slept with before the awakening of my system, the women who work in my residential building, the supernatural beings with whom I have a good relationship in this city…

Navi had not only gathered the women who are already part of my harem, the little lunatic had contacted the women who were still looking for me. It was strange to see familiar faces since I had forgotten most of them.

Currently, I'm not in the mood to show the list of all the women who were part of the orgy, nor am I in a position to describe the sex scenes I had. Not only me, but the author is also mentally exhausted and can't write sex scenes… I know, life is disappointing.

After gathering the women, Yu Mei-ren led the female Servants to take me back to my apartment.

Thus began a bizarre event.

Beautiful women kept coming to the building while the halls of the place were filled with moans.

Normally this would draw the attention of annoying people, but Monika made sure that no one noticed this strange incident. She virtually deleted any social media post that discussed the bizarre incident.

Mr. Ichijo tried to contact me to find out what the hell was going on, but I was too busy making married women moan.

Monika took care of all the little problems. I'll need to give her a nice reward.

Navi seemed to enjoy the idea of me sleeping with the women of this city, so that idiot didn't contact the women of my world and I only slept with the women who live in Gaia. The only exceptions were Tsubaki, Nia, and Yoko.

At first, Nia was crying while she was apologizing to a certain Simon, but after an hour, she herself was shaking her hip…

As for Yoko… She bit my neck as if she wanted to kill me, but she didn't stop shaking her hip, so she hated and enjoyed the situation. She is a violent woman, but she is already something normal in my life.

One way or the other. This all worked and now my headache is tolerable, but my mental fatigue increased…

A wild sex life is fun, but the consequences will be a headache.

Fortunately, I kept a functional neuron and used [Anti-Rasen] to prevent unwanted pregnancy, but the dramas will be a headache….

Several of the women here I only met once and never spoke to again, but Lin Ruoxi proved that a great talent in business can also be a great talent in manipulating groups of people.

I didn't notice it before, but Lin Ruoxi has the potential to be the assistant of some cult leader who seeks to build a harem by cheating on naive women.

I think I once read that something like this happened in the United States, something related to a blonde actress who managed to get away despite having manipulated and extorted innocent women... Meh, never mind.

Lin Ruoxi hates the idea of me having a harem, but for my sake, she'll do whatever she does… she's a lovely woman.

My only annoyance is that there were too young women…

I looked at the two women sleeping happily across from me.

Senko and Shiro from Sewayaki Kitsune no Senko-san….

I hate myself, although I don't regret it.

Shiro is practically a brat, but she can act mature at times.

As for Senko... She's a complicated matter.

To tell the truth, I don't feel the slightest sexual desire towards To tell the truth, I don't feel the slightest sexual desire towards Senko, and it's not just because her childish body prevents me from seeing her as a woman, but her attitude gives me peace of mind without the need for sexual contact, her gentle physical contact is very relaxing.

On the other hand, Senko's motherly and mature attitude made me see something very interesting.

For most of my life, I have hated everything related to motherhood since I had a mother complex. I hated my mother for not giving me attention and affection, then that need for affection turned into absolute disgust, but deep down in my heart, I longed for my mother's affection and attention.

Well, that's in the past.

Thanks to Senko I realized that I no longer hate motherhood or motherly women, I could even appreciate Senko's gentle and loving attitude.

Thanks to Senko, I feel like one of my biggest emotional problems has been cured.

Senko has the appearance of a brat, but in my heart, she is an important woman.

Now I can say with total certainty that I no longer desire my mother's affection, I am no longer self-conscious about her indifference, and I am no longer tormented by my childhood traumas.

Now I only feel contempt and disgust for that stupid woman, now I really want her to die.

"Hey Listen! You fucking dog, you are not supposed to heal your traumas, you have to realize the pleasure of incest so you can get your mother pregnant!" – Navi tried to throw a soda can at my face.

I caught the can and left the room where the two kitsune girls were sleeping, then opened the soda can.

The soda had been shaken so the foam spilled out, but I feel at peace and that doesn't matter to me anymore.

I drank the soda and sighed with satisfaction. – "It is nice to overcome a trauma"

"Hey Listen! You fucking fucking dog, now I'm going to have to do something to force you to inseminate your mother! Fuck it, I want a vacation too!" – Navi yelled with joy, then began to eat French fries. – "Hey asshole, I want tabasco sauce!"

I smiled wryly and pulled out a jar of sauce for the idiot. My mood improved a bit.

"Fucking idiot, accept incest!" – Navi kept yelling stupid things so I ignored him and went to Umaru's room, although I went to the bathroom first to take a shower.

When the orgy started, Umaru sensed the danger so she fled to her room and locked herself in so as not to become collateral damage.

Ina and Medaka accompanied Umaru since both girls were not willing to sleep with me. Ina is too shy and Medaka still mistrusts me.

I respected her decision and was honestly relieved that Umaru didn't have incestuous fetishes. I even made Ortro go with the three women to protect them from me.

Ortro is not interested in sexual acts, she is happy as long as she is by my side, so she had no problem with not participating in the orgy, besides, she had a new toy.

The piece of corpse that Kotonoha had brought to Ichika's house was the head of her ex-boyfriend. I think his name was Makoto.

Now Ortro is using that head as a ball.

By the way, I used [Mythomania] to hide Ortro's injuries or it will be weird to see a brat with half an open skull, although it's already very rare to see her doing soccer tricks with a human head instead of a ball.

By the way, the other women in the chat room were now fast asleep. I made sure that all of them were completely satisfied.

Kiss-Shot and Mei Xueyan are quite resilient even if they aren't Higher Entities, but sexual intercourse can be more exhausting than a desperate fight, so both women succumbed after a couple of hours.

Honestly, the woman I liked the most in the chat room was the rabbit woman Rumi. She's not very strong, but her body and her attitude fit my tastes.

"Hey Listen! Shit shota must be crying blood muahahaha! Nom nom" – Navi was laughing while she ate.

The incubus system user is still alive, although his situation is worse than death. System Goddess found his soul useful, so he is now an experiment in a magus' laboratory.

Leylin is now part of the investigation department led by System Goddess. The magus is much smarter than all my harem put together, but he's also very obedient so System Goddess and Daedalus are working in his lab.

Before BB and the girls went to find a cure for [Paranoia], they gave Leylin a warning. If I die, take damage, or just get mad, then they'll chase him across the multiverse to destroy his soul.

Gogh hates violence and her greatest passion is to be an artist, but she herself took an Oath that she will destroy Leylin if something bad happens to me. That doesn't just apply to a betrayal at the hands of the magus, if an external enemy harms me then Gogh will kill the magus.

Leylin is a logical man and has fewer emotions and pride than me. The only reason he's even slightly trustworthy is that only a complete jerk would make Azathoth angry.

Leylin has removed almost all emotions from himself, but he retains two essential emotions for any entity. Curiosity to new knowledge so as not to lose the sense of living, and fear of death to protect his own life.

If I die, Gogh will destroy the multiverse, so Leylin is willing to help me with my stupid things.

The nuclear tactic of "I lose, everyone loses" turned out to be the weakness of one of the smartest men in the multiverse.

…

My mind keeps wandering...

I need a break, a real break that doesn't involve orgies and women.

I'm really tired...

I sighed and knocked on the door when I got to Umaru's room.

There was no response so I sighed. – "Brat, I can hear you are playing video games, open the door"

"… No! Damn onii-chan degenerate!" – Umaru yelled anxiously.

She's seen me go crazy and kill people, but this is the first time she's seen me act like a sexual degenerate. It's normal for her to be scared.

I sighed. – "I know that you used the cameras that I installed in the house to observe me, stop doing stupid things and open the door, you saw that I recovered my self-control"

"W-We weren't watching!" – Medaka yelled anxiously. – "W-Who would want to see something so repulsive and degenerate?! Pervert!"

From what I've seen, Medaka's emotions are artificial as she replicates what she sees. She is so perfect that she lost the humanity in her heart.

Maybe she manages to develop real emotions in her Original World. Surely that happens because of the friends she makes, in addition to the sincere love of the man she thinks she loves, but that would only happen if she hadn't been kidnapped by the chat room.

The chat room had restructured Medaka's emotions so that she believed she loved the system user, but Umaru's interference made those false emotions disappear.

Although Medaka did not fall in love with the system user, the reconfiguration of her emotions was irreversible, so her mind underwent a significant but subtle change.

Medaka wants to save people because she believes that this is the right thing to do, her kindness is born from preset programming and not from true kindness, in fact, she is incapable of empathy and only feels sympathy.

Empathy is seeing others as equals and sympathy is looking down on them with pity. Medaka is so perfect that she can only look at people like helpless animals.

That changed and her emotions began to be real.

For starters, Umaru became Medaka's first friend and it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that Medaka sees my sister as her best friend.

This brought a problem for her.

Medaka doesn't trust me because according to her perception, I am an abominable monster who destroys entire worlds just to satisfy my selfish desires, which is totally true.

Despite that, Medaka can't completely hate me either as she is thankful that I indirectly protected her from the system user, also rescued her from a miserable death, and most importantly, we are husband and wife now, plus I am the brother of her best friend.

A normal woman would have a lot of emotional conflicts in such a situation, but Medaka still isn't used to having emotions totally her own, so she feels much more confusion than a normal woman.

…. Ugh shit….

Too much rational analysis...

My head hurts thinking...

I sighed. – "Anyway, Umaru pack your bags, we're leaving in two hours"

It's about to dawn and today is Thursday. I want to go to the hot spring inn early to relax until Sunday.

On Monday I will go back to school, a mundane life as a student will help me relax.

Although teenagers are a headache, the problems of insignificant people are a sigh of relief compared to problems that exceed the global scale...

"Let's go to the hot springs?!" – Umaru opened the door while she looked at me very excitedly, but she rolled her eyes when she saw me. – "Are you an exhibitionist now?"

I took a quick shower and now have a towel wrapped around my waist to cover my genitals.

"I just took a shower" - I shrugged. – "Unlike you, I have hygiene, little skunk"

Umaru's mouth twitched. – "I don't smell bad, I smell like flowers!"

"Flowers and fried food" - I smiled wryly. – "You smell like a Frenchman from the middle ages who tries to hide his bad hygiene with perfume"

Umaru raised an eyebrow and sniffed at her armpit, then glared at me. – "I don't smell bad, I bathed three days ago!... Bathing every day is bad for the hair"

"You can wash your body without washing your hair" – I smiled at how stupid this brat is. – "Anyway, pack your bags, and don't forget to bring clean underwear, I'm not going to wash your panties"

"You don't wash my underwear!" – Umaru's face turned red and she looked at Ina. – "He is a lying idiot, don't believe him! I wash my own clothes!"

"..." – Ina looked away, she knows that Umaru is too lazy to wash her own clothes.

"Um, doesn't your mom wash your clothes?" – Medaka asked her as she tried not to look at my half-naked body.

I'm not extremely handsome like the previous system user or Leylin, but I have the body of a professional swimmer so I'm attractive to many women, especially teenage girls.

"…" – Umaru looked down.

I sneered. – "That stupid woman only knows how to wash her husband's clothes, she doesn't even wash her own clothes, I have to do the cleaning or the house will be filled with rats"

"... B-But she started cleaning the house when we moved here" – Umaru had a worried look.

I rolled my eyes. – "She did that because she thinks that this house was provided by Seiji, she doesn't want to give a bad impression to her imaginary boyfriend"

Umaru already knows that I am Seiji.

She vomited thinking that I seduced our mother, but she calmed down when I explained the misunderstanding that Yakuso caused.

(Author's Note: Yasuko Takasu of Toradora)

Now Umaru is worried since our stupid mother fell for my fake identity. If she finds out the truth, her stupidity might make her fall in love with her son, which would be too gross.

In that sense, Umaru is worried that I want to kill our mother. Because of that, she made me swear to protect that stupid woman, Umaru wants to protect our mother from the greatest danger… me.

Umaru was silent.

Her heart is filling with helplessness and worry, she feels useless because she can't think of a way to fix the bad relationship between our mother and me.

I sighed and put my hand on her head. – "We will go on vacation, so do not think about problems and just relax"

Umaru nodded slightly sadly.

I admit that I love this brat and it bothers me to see her sad, but the disgust I feel towards our mother is such that even [Mythomania] cannot change it. I already tried because I don't want Umaru to cry if I kill that stupid woman, but I just can't make myself accept that woman.

I was about to leave the room, but Ina seemed to want to tell me something, even though she was too embarrassed to see my half-naked body and she can't speak.

I smiled wryly and my body was covered in casual clothes.

"Onii-chan is a magical girl" – Umaru sneered, she quickly recovers from depressive thoughts.

I ignored the brat and spoke softly to Ina. – "Is there something you need?"

Ina was holding a video game controller and tried to hide her face with the controller.

I moved a little closer to her, which increased the redness on her face. – "Wah!"

She's so adorable that it's fun to tease her.

"Onii-chan!" – Umaru held my arm while she frowned. – "Only I can make fun of Ina-chan!"

I smiled and stepped back. – "Brat, only brainless losers bully weaker people, that is pathetic"

Umaru smiled proudly. – "Compared to Ina-chan I am weaker than an ant, so I can make fun of her"

…

I sighed with complex feelings. – "I have educated you well, perhaps too well"

"Hey Listen! The dog raised the hamster! The hamster can say daddy yamete kudasai kimochi!"

"....." – Umaru and I looked at Navi with disgust.

One moment.

"No, Umaru! You little idiot!" - I was very slow...

"Onii-chan, yamete kudasai" – Umaru looked at me with such a stupid face that I wanted to vomit.

"PffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFE AHAHAHAHAHAHA! This will go to my favorites folder! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I fell to my knees on the ground...

I want to die…

"Onii-chan don't die! Don't leave your cute little sister alone, we still have to take care of our daughter Ina-chan!"

…. Ugh….

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"A-Aren't you overdoing it?"

Only Ina is decent…

"Onii-chan is strong and he will be fine, Onii-chan is very strong~ stronger onii-chan~"

...…

That's all.

I stood up.

"O-Onii-chan?" – Umaru began to tremble.

I grabbed Umaru and carried her under my arm. – "You spoiled brat, you stink of pizza, I'm going to bathe you"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" – Umaru began to scream as if she had seen her mother die. – "Onii-chan is a lolicon villain who enjoys subduing defenseless girls! Let go of me, you evil lolicon!"

My mouth trembled. – "Your mouth stinks, I am going to brush your teeth"

Umaru covered her mouth. - "No! I don't want to be like Kare00 in Monogatari!"

I ignored the screams of the brat and took her to the bathroom to bathe her.

"Now I won't be able to get married…" – Umaru pretended to cry while I washed her hair.

I'm good at bathing my daughters because I've been bathing Umaru all my life. This brat is so stubborn that I keep bathing her even though she is already a teenager.

Umaru finally resigned herself to the situation, she sighed and stopped pretending to cry. – "Brother, is it true that you became a siscon?"

She doesn't call me Onii-chan, so she's seriously asking me that question.

"No" - I sighed. – "But if you try to have a boyfriend, I will kill him"

"…" – Umaru smiled wryly. – "That is what a siscon would say"

I sighed again. – "I know, but my mental situation is complicated… I do not love you romantically, but I love you as my sister, however, my love is possessive… I will not let anyone separate you from my side"

"Siscon yandere" – Umaru snorted with disdain.

"Whatever" – I sighed and finished washing Umaru's hair.

This brat had pizza crumbs in her hair…

I'll never understand how she smells good despite having the hygiene of a bum.

"Brother, thanks for not abandoning me…" – Umaru stood up and turned around to look at my face.

"Just don't accept unknown invitations again" – I smiled slightly.

"I don't mean the chat room" – Umaru shook her head which splashed some water. – "You already explained to me that at first you took care of me by some kind of magical contract, but now you can ignore that contract, right?"

I nodded, there's no point in hiding this.

Umaru smiled, very few times have I seen her smile with such sincerity. – "Thank you for not abandoning me even when you obtained power, wealth, and freedom…"

Umaru started crying and hugged me. – "Thank you for staying with me"

I let out a subtle sincere smile and hugged my sister. – "You are a headache, but you are my sister, I will not abandon you"

"Thank you" – Umaru hugged me tighter.

We hugged for a few minutes until we remembered something very uncomfortable. We were both naked.

Umaru stopped hugging me and looked at my crotch, then nodded approvingly. - "Good, you didn't get a boner, officially you're not a siscon"

I rolled my eyes and wiped away Umaru's tears with my hand. – "Stop saying nonsense and get in the bathtub, you still have to pack your bags to go on vacation"

"Onii-chan, vacations are supposed to be enjoyed, you shouldn't be so hasty" – Umaru sighed.

I sighed. – "I want to go on vacation before something stupid happens that ruins my rest"

Umaru raised an eyebrow. – "Onii-chan is being paranoid"

"My life is stupid, anything can happen" - I sighed, the migraine returned...

Umaru patted my shoulder. – "Be strong Onii-chan, at least you have your lovely sister to take care of you"

…

I rolled my eyes. – "You cannot even kill a cockroach without crying"

"I'm not that weak anymore!" – Umaru yelled angrily. – "In Gantz, I faced many monsters!"

"Right" - I nodded and frowned. – "Do not do it again, you are not allowed to fight"

Umaru smiled. – "Okay, my yandere Onii-chan will protect me~"

This brat…

I sighed and we got into the tub.

The hot water is relaxing.

"Hey, Onii-chan" – Umaru spoke with slight confusion. – "Doesn't our family seem strange to you?"

"Yes" - I nodded without thinking much.

"You don't understand" – Umaru sighed. – "You are the reincarnation of a mythological creature and system user, I became part of a chat room, our father disappeared and not even the gods know where he is, as if that were not all, our mother was sent to an isekai without the need for Truck-kun"

Truck-kun? Is this some internet joke?

Whatever.

Although, what Umaru said is true. It's all very suspicious...

Ah, whatever, I'm not in the mood to speculate.

I sighed. – "Later I will investigate what is happening, for now, I just want to rest"

Umaru nodded. – "Do you want me to wash your back?"

I nodded and we had a quiet moment.

Ina and Medaka had been spying on us from behind the bathroom door, but we ignored them, just relaxed.

It's nice to have a peaceful moment with my sister.

Letting go of unnecessary grudges is relaxing…

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Author's Note:

Lately, the platform deletes the images that I put which frustrates and depresses me. I'm going to keep trying to put images of characters, but I don't have much free time and I can't check if the image is visible, sorry.

On the other hand, I already updated the list of characters with the waifus from China.

As a reminder, Luis murdered the protagonist and stole the plot armor from him, that's why there are so many waifus that practically came out of nowhere, definitely not my pathetic attempt to expand the harem just for the sake of it....

Some waifus are not in the novel yet and don't know Luis, for example, Queen Catherine, but those waifus are already connected to waifu by the plot armor Luis got from Mumei.

Anyway, a hug, and thanks for continuing to read despite my shortcomings as a writer.