WHY I RULE THE WORLD?

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Eli: Ugh, i look like i just came outta hell and shit man.

She turned her head to see one of her brothers. Beeping!

Leo:BEEEEP!

Eli: Mn i thought i died.

Leo: To good a dream to be true.

Eli: Boy if you hate me that much, why don't you find my receipt and return me back to the hospital, you'd be diong all of us a good FAVOUR.

Leo: Just get outta bed. It's already 7:41am, you know what that means.(He said looking at an invisible watch on his wrist.)

Eli: Fine, only because you love my ass much.

Leo:And as always you keep forgetting to set your alarm clock.

Eli quickly got out of her bed and opened her closet to get an outfit.

She then ran to her bathroom and shouted

Eli:Sal de aqui, tio ( Get outta my room, man )

Leo: I'd try.

Eli:Ahora(NOW)

Leo: Fine, Fine i'd get out. Apperently i'm the most hated one huh?

Marcus: It's about time you realized.

Leo: When did you get here Bro.

Marcus: The moment i knew mom was about to throw a bitch fit.

Leo&Eli: A bitch fit?

Leo: Why is this not suprising?

Calvin: I don't know, you maybe didn't think about the last SEVEN years huh?

Marcus: How don't youn see how mom is obsessed with you, huh?

Eli: Have you ever had a logic that says it's because i'm the only female in the whole FAMILIA NUMEROSA( BIG FAMILY)?

Santiago: Sorry princess, but you have to walk again today.Sorry we could'nt escort you to school.

Calvin: Y'all the Bus is waiting we need to get going.

Eli: How did all of you get in here, i thought it was only Leo.

Marcus: Ever haerd of magicians that can't reveal their secrets?

All but Eli burst into a laughter.

Laura: Y'all get your asses in the Bus or i'll get it there.

All bro's yelled back at her in Unison: Alright Mami we're going!

Calvin: Stay safe, sis

Eli: Y'all are being corny as ever. MOM the boys are making fun of me!

Laura came upstairs with her Chanclas(Flip-Flops)

Laura: WHO IS BULLYING MY HIJA.

Santiago: No one mama. We were just kissing her goodbye.

Laura: In case you have'nt noticed, only i have that right.

All of them kissed her on different parts of the face before running of and yelling

ADIOS MAMA

Laura got back downstairfs and yelled: MI Chanclas OS ESTARAN ESPERANDO A TODOS.( my flip-flops will be waiting for you all).

And while Laura was cursing her four boys, Eli got cleaned up and ready to go, so she jumped down her Window and landed right on the neighbors tree. She got stuck as her body hit the tree. It is safe to say she is okay because her genitals are still intact.

Eli: Ouch, Everything hurts.

She complained until she spotted a girl her age laughing her ass of.

Eli: RUDE! 

She yelled until her mom spotted her and started crying saying everything will be okay she'll be down with the first aid in a minute.

hahahaha the mysterious girl laughed as she helped Eli of the floor.

She introduced herself as Mariana.And Eli straight up Called her a JERK!

They ran off laughing as an injured Eli wondered if her Genitals will be alright