Akatsuki: PAIN-sama

"Orochimaru disappeared. Why?"

Zetsu answered, "He was destroyed by Mikaboshi Uchiha. And he put a very strong genjutsu so that Orochimaru can no longer understand the language, much less read and write. And for some weird reason, he has been kidnapping girls and women with shiny and glossy hair."

"This Mikaboshi is pretty dangerous. He has the highest bounty right now. Should I go-"

"We can't provoke any ninja village right now. Continue with your mercenary work."

"Tch. But won't he be a problem for us in the future?"

"No. He is nothing before God. He will know PAIN."

Or so, Pain had thought. But someone killed him off before he could fight him.

And that someone is standing just before him. Not deva path Pain's body, but his real body! Nagato's very own body!

And why is Konan not coming here!?

"Who are you?"

"Bob Uchiha."

Bob? What a weird name.

"And why are you giving me a drink? I don't drink alcohol."

"Kids these days. Anyway kid, return my grandpa's eyes. Enough with your chunni emo act."

"Uchiha Madara...?"

"Yeah. The one and only. What? Did you seriously believe that you, an Uzumaki can get Rinnegan? If it was yours, you wouldn't be in this condition."

"No. I AM GOD. Shinra Tense-AARGH!"

Nagato shouted in agony as his leg disappeared into another space. This ability! This is just like Madara!

"Nah. That kid is just a plaything Grandpa chose. Obito Uchiha, the teammate of Kakashi of the Sharingan. And his ability comes nowhere near me. Look, I blocked outside space and he can't enter here. Now kid, stop with your disgusting act. It's embarrassing."

"Asura Path!"

Nagato used Asura Path to develop weapons from his arm, but his arm was cut now.

"Aaargh!"

"Tch, you are pretty weak. It looks like I am bullying you. You know what? Keep that eye. I am going to join your little organization for fun. Bye bye."

And he disappeared like Madara... no. Obito.

Is his Rinnegan not really his?

No! This is not the time to think about that! Pain immediately summoned Naraka Path to heal himself, and it took great toll on his chakra.

Bob Uchiha.

That guy is dangerous.