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Naruto: This Ninja is Obviously Not Strong But Really Hard To Kill

Ding! The system activated the mission! [Look at this sick old man in front of you. Let us pull out his oxygen tube and send him off. Let’s give him a peaceful mercy teehee~] Shinomiya Aoba was stunned. The old man mentioned by the dog system seemed to be a little strong... Looking at the Gedo Mado Pipe inserted in the back of 'old age Madara', he was silent and even wanted to laugh, ‘Do you mean his 'oxygen tube'??? You want me to die?!?!?!?!’ In addition... The super suicide missions have been released: [Personally experiencing the ultimate meaning of the Eight Inner Gates! —Take a hard kick of 'Night Guy' and shout out, 'I would not call you the strongest!’] [Give Otsutsuki Kaguya a Thousand-Year Kill! —And record this beautiful moment!] [Art is Explosion... and SpongeBob Squarepants! —-To accompany Deidara to self-destruct!] [Inviting Terumi Mei to host the wedding —No less than a hundred words of congratulations!] In addition, there were many other kinds of death-seeking missions waiting to be opened. And when the main character looked back many years later, everyone was holding back a sentence of "Damn it, he’s crazy!" “This Ninja clearly didn't look very strong, so why did he not die even after doing this?” “This was probably a poor child who had been dragged onto a path of death by a shitty system that’s on seeking death.” Please give this novel 5 stars review and power stone ;) Read a few chapters ahead on readfanfic.com https://w ww.p atreon.c om/RinrinTL Our community on discord: discord. gg /t66agbE

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The Chronicles of Dirty Ninja Dan Shou

Aoba also knew that it was impossible to take down Danzo with just this little thing!

Not to mention that he was not dead now. Even if he really died, Sarutobi would not do anything to Danzo because dead people had no value, and Sarutobi could not weaken the strength of Konoha at this time because of a dead person.

Unless one day Danzo betrayed the village; otherwise, even if Danzo sent people to kill him, Sarutobi would have to tell Danzo his last words with a complicated expression!

To be honest, it was really puzzling!

Fortunately, Aoba had not pinned his hopes on Sarutobi from the beginning. If he wanted to get rid of Danzo, he had to rely on external forces to do so!

Otherwise, even if he could kill Danzo personally, he would be outcasted from Konoha as a traitor.

Aoba was not so stupid. As the saying goes, kill first and take the heart later!

This young master is going against you!

…..

The next day, Aoba met Sarutobi again in the medical academy.

The meaning that Sarutobi expressed was basically as he expected. It was probably that the village did not pursue his mistake of killing people. It could be considered as his self-defense, so this matter ended here in turn.

Danzo would no longer send people to find trouble with him. He also wanted to let this matter rot in his stomach.

This whole thing is a misunderstanding. Now the misunderstanding has been solved. Hello, hello, hello, everyone is really good!

Aoba expressed that he understood and lamented that Sarutobi's hand was so thin!

This young master almost lost his life, but in the end, a misunderstanding and a promise not to cause trouble for him settled it.

With Danzo's personality, do you believe this yourself?

However, he had already completely offended Danzo, so he naturally couldn't stick his neck to Sarutobi and spit at him, at least not now.

After all, with Sarutobi's personality, as long as he used it well, it would still be effective!

Don't you like to be harmonious?

Alright then!

I hope that you can turn a blind eye to all the things I do next.

Aoba, who had been in and out of Konoha's hospital countless times, only stayed here for two days before he slipped out. During this time, Itachi and the others had also received the news to visit him.

However, this kind of thing was not suitable to involve them, so they were all fooled by other reasons.

Then the first thing Aoba did after leaving the hospital was to go home and write novels!

There was no mistake. It was to write novels!

After all, if he openly splashed dirty water on Danzo, it was obvious that Root and Anbu's people would immediately come to a stop him from doing so.

Therefore, Aoba was prepared to find another way to write a ninja novel with 'Dan Shou' as the protagonist.

Then, he would process all the bad things that Danzo had done in the original work and stuff them in. Then, he would add all the blame that was detained on Danzo in the fan novels he had read in his previous life!

He would emphasize how dark and evil the protagonist of 'Dan Shou' was and how many bad things he had done!

It would be best if he described the background to be extremely similar to Konohagakure, which would cause people to be lost in reverie.

Last but not least, a super small disclaimer will be put at the end of the book.

'This story is purely fictitious, and if there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental.'

It was simply perfect!

He wrote it just like that. Aoba went into seclusion for two whole days and completely let himself go.

There was no need to write, plot, and reverse the situation!

The more straightforward it was, the better. It was best to let people know that this ninja called 'Dan Shou' was a heinous villain!

Thus, this strange novel that did not need to think was born just like that.

In order to make this book become popular in a short time, he also referenced "Icha Icha Paradise".

After all, he had seen so many of Sensei's works in his previous life. Just some of the classic scenes were enough to attract people.

For example, "Dan Shou" used the power in his hands to force the new female teacher in Ninja School...

Another example was a jonin named 'No No' who was cuckolded every day by 'Dan Shou'.

In short, on the day that Aoba successfully broke out of seclusion, a golden light flashed, ten thousand Buddhas came to welcome, the sky descended with rainbow lotuses, and the fragrance floated for ten miles and melted in the mouth.

Cough cough, a string of words!

Of course, there were none of the above adjectives.

Aoba didn't even have time to wash his face, so he used a transformation technique, brought all his net worth, and printed thousands of copies of this "Book of God" that was regarded as a classic by the entire ninja world in the future!

….

It took only one day for Aoba to give away thousands of copies of "The Chronicles of Dirty Ninja Dan Shou"for free!

And the Konoha villagers, who accepted it with the mentality of "it's free anyway, don't want it for nothing," turned over a few pages and immediately lit up and began to read it eagerly.

For the vast majority of ordinary people, they were very curious about the world of ninjas, and those ninjas could not tell them about the life of ninjas like a storyteller.

Therefore, this book, The Chronicles of Dan Shou, could be said to fill this demand!

Not to mention, there were many very exciting and attractive scenes...

Compared to Aoba, who had been nurtured by hundreds of romance novels, Jiraiya's experience, and knowledge were nothing.

But even so, the Icha Icha Paradise that Jiraiya pushed out was still extremely popular, making Kakashi, this kind of stuffy and timid man, unable to let go of it!

There were even several follow-up books that came out, namely "Icha Icha Violence","Icha Icha Tactics",and"Icha Icha Innocence"

It was obvious how popular this kind of book market was!

In order to complete the task, Aoba was willing to give it his all.

Although he could not make all of Konoha's people have a copy of "The Chronicles of Dirty Ninja Dan Shou", he could choose the cheapest paper quality and printing to let more people see this great masterpiece!

Money is nothing. Let's make money after spending it!

This time, he really made up his mind!

And his efforts were not in vain. Only three days had passed, and under the initiative or passion of these free books, "The Chronicles of Dirty Ninja Dan Shou"directly became the most popular book in Konoha's leisure!

However, because Aoba had limited funds, many people who wanted to take a look could only thicken their faces and borrow from those who had books on hand.

Seeing this, Aoba immediately began the next step without hesitation!

That is to authorize everyone who is willing to publish so that they can print at will, and how much money it sells belongs to them. He doesn't want a penny!

There was only one requirement: the price must be low enough so that everyone would be willing to spend money to read books!

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