A Culinary Quest

Flashback

Year-X775

"Tou-san?" Naruto asked. The Dragon of the Apocalypse turned to the small human before him.

"Yes, Naruto?"

"Tou-san, Dragonslayers are practically invincible right?" Acnologia's eyes narrowed in confusion at the question.

"In a way, yes. Dragonslayers possess incredible magical power that allows them to defeat any enemy. Emotions can also come into play, in which determination, rage, sadness and other emotions can strengthen or weaken the magic power of a Dragonslayer." Acnologia explained. "Why do you ask, my son?"

"Well I was just curious, do Dragonslayers have any weaknesses?" Acnologia thought for a while, tapping his claw against the ground.

"Well no, not really. Though there is one, a stupid weakness it is in every dragon's opinion. Even the original Dragonslayers were affected by this weakness." Naruto's eyes widened.

"What was it?" Acnologia took a deep breath, Naruto's eyes widened as the suspense built up from the silence. Then the Black Dragon spoke.

"Transportation." Acnologia said. Naruto face-faulted at that.

"WHAT? YOU MEAN I'M GONNA DIE FROM RIDING A TRAIN?" Acnologia shook his head.

"No you wouldn't die from riding vehicles. Rather you get an extreme case of motion sickness. You see, Dragonslayers are affected by motion sickness depending on how powerful a dragonslayer is. Strong dragonslayers get extreme motion sickness and since you will are MY dragonslayer and no doubt you will be strong...I suggest you avoid riding those 'trains' and any other moving vehicles that the humans developed. Weaker dragonslayers will have little to no motion sickness when on a vehicle, of course, Grandine's child will have an immunity to the motion sickness due to her great healing powers that make the body immune to it." Acnologia said. Naruto scoffed.

"That's because they're weak. I can't be made sick by a mere vehicle. I bet I wouldn't feel a thing if I rode one of them" Naruto grinned.

"You may be my son, Naruto...but not even YOU, can withstand your greatest weakness. NOW GET BACK TO TRAINING!"

"AYE!" Naruto yelled.

End Flashback

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"Oooooooh." Naruto moaned as his face comically swelled up as he prepared to barf again. (A/N: Natsu's face when he's about to vomit in the anime)

Kurama laughed again.

"I swear...when I get off this thing...I'm gonna-blaaaarrgg!" Naruto stopped as he threw up yet again. Kurama chuckled before grabbing the young blonde and hoisting him up into the air. Naruto then felt completely better when he didn't set foot on the train.

"It's a good thing you don't think of me as transportation...wait why didn't you just fly to wherever we're going?" Kurama asked.

"Because I have no idea WHERE we're going." Naruto replied. Kurama sweatdropped at that.

"Useless human."

"Mangy fur ball."

"I'll rest you down on the train again."

"I'll punch you in the face again!"

"THAT DOES IT, ENJOY YOUR RIDE OF HELL!" Kurama dropped Naruto back onto the train.

"YOU LITTLE PIECE OF...BLAAAARRGGG!" and so the puking, gagging, hourling and vomiting began again.

Life was good in the world of Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.

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Onibus Town

"I didn't think you were serious about that?" Kurama deadpanned.

"I said I swore I would do it." Naruto said.

"I know, but...really? Did you HAVE to blow up the train?"

"They're abominations, blasphemies that should not be present on Earthland. Humans should learn to fly." Naruto said as he levitated in order to bring across his point. True to his word he blew up the train to oblivion after he and everyone else got off. The local authorities and the Rune Knights of the Magic Council had searched for the perpetrator that blew up the train, but after a few hours they came to the conclusion that it might have been an engine malfunction and it caused the train to blow up. Unfortunately the conductor got caught in the blast and was sent to the hospital but thankfully he didn't see him blow up the train so no problem.

"Ah look at them fly." Naruto said with satisfaction at the destruction he caused, watching pieces of metal, wood and stuffing flying all over the place.

Naruto had flown into the air a few moments after exiting the train, using his extreme speed coupled with wind magic so no one would notice him before using Mokushiryu no Hoko. The poor vehicle never stood a chance.

"You're a sadistic bastard."

"I learned from the best. Tou-san was always good at destroying stuff." Naruto chuckled. Kurama sighed and then silence greeted them as they walked through the town of Onibus. Naruto then looked around the town before frowning.

"Is there nowhere to eat?" He mused to himself. Kurama sniffed the air and then pointed in a random direction.

"I smell food in that direction." Naruto looked up at his head where Kurama lay and followed his paw. He turned and began to walk in that direction. "Now make a left...a right...go straight down this road...stop." As Kurama yelled that, two speeding S.E Carriages came speeding down the road. Naruto's eyes narrowed at that.

"Humans, have no consideration for the things around them." Naruto growled.

"You do know you're a human, right?"

"I'm a dragonslayer, therefore I'm more than a human so don't lump me with those pathetic excuses for lifeforms." Naruto said a bit bitterly.

"What about Teuichi, Ayame and the others? Cross this street" The fox costume wearing cat instructed.

Naruto said nothing for a moment as he thought about his past friends. "They are exceptions to my opinion." Naruto replied, "As well as anyone else who is actually not a waste of my time."

"What about Igneel's son? Will he be an exception as well? Turn left here." Naruto turned left at Kurama's instruction, but continued to answer Kurama's questions.

"Should he be strong enough, yes."

"And Wendy?"

"Wendy is my student and my precious imouto. She is a better dragonslayer than anyone else...except for me of course." Kurama sweatdropped at that last part.

"You're rather self-absorbed aren't you?" Naruto flicked the cat on his head.

"Says the 'great' Kurama?" Naruto retorted sarcastically. Kurama rubbed his paining forehead where Naruto's finger had made contact with it.

"Aye, says the great Kurama...now stop...we're here!" Kurama announced. Naruto stopped and looked up to find himself in front of a place that sold pasta dishes. Scents of various cheeses, tomatoes and the dough used to make the pasta wafted through the air and entered Naruto's nasal canals. He inhaled deeply.

"Not bad, not as good as Ichiraku's...but it'll do." Naruto murmured.

"Nothing compared to your ramen, huh?"

"Nothing ever will. Ramen is the food of the gods." Naruto replied. As he entered the restaurant, a young waitress walked up to him. The girl looked to be around thirteen years old judging by the fact that her breasts seemed to now be developing, given their small size. She had wavy blue hair that ended just below her neck. In the middle of her hair was an orange hairband.

She wore the black and white waitress's outfit for the restaurant which was actually doing a good job at accenting her developing curves. The waitress outfit left her shoulder blades to her mid-back, bare. The outfit was completed with some black high heels.

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