Prologue

"Is she nuts!? Why was she waiting for Naruto and Sasuke instead of One-shotting them with all killing Ash bones when she appeared from behind!?"

"Aaargh!!! Did Kishimoto just introduce this dumb goddess because he couldn't defeat Madara in his own story!?"

"Heck! I would have done much better if I were her!"

<As you wish>

"Huh?"

I lost consciousness. And the next thing I knew, I was on a battlefield, with Team 7 looking at me shell shocked.

I looked at my arms, which were whiter than possible for a human.

"Mother! I have completed my task!"

And black zetsu happily said that to me, and went into my sleeve.

Okay... Let me get this straight...

I was just a normal weeb getting angry over Naruto's final boss for the 108th time, and I have somehow become the final boss herself. Kaguya Otsutsuki.

"Hell yeah!"

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Oh... Everyone has Pikachu face, including Black Zetsu... It's understandable though. The final boss just yelled Hell Yeah like a little girl.

I regained my composure, and started my act.

"My descendants, fear not. I, the mother of humanity and chakra, has come to save you from the other Otsutsukis. An Otsutsuki far more stronger than me has arrived, with his goons and ten tails. I will assist you in your battle to save this planet!"

I spoke with passion, and dignity. I can't let Naruto and Sasuke near me, because one touch is enough to seal me away. So, how about I use them as my underlings instead against Otsutsukis like Isshiki, and then eat him and his ten tails to become more powerful?

This might just work in my favour!

"Whoa whoa whoa! Hey Granny! Aren't you here to end the world!? And what do you mean that there are more people like you!?"

"Naruto! Who are you calling Granny!?"

Sakura shouted at Naruto, while Sasuke was just staring at me.

I might be able to convince Naruto to go after Isshiki instead of me, but Sasuke is a lost cause. Because he can teleport near me.

But I will have to keep the all-knowing immortal granny act.

"Technically, these Yellow and Purple brats are my grandkids, and you all are my descendants. I was just trying to protect my planet from the main family, but that damned frog manipulated my sons and they sealed me! If I see them, I will spank them so hard that they will turn frogs! Hey Hogomoro! Homura! Where are you brats! How dare you seal your own mother and not even listen to her!"

Hogomoro's spirit arrived, and I slapped him.

Wow, I can even slap spirits.

"Tell me, what lies did that damn frog feed you!?"

"It's been a while, mother. I am sorry we had to seal you because you were enslaving humans and turning them into monsters. You even turned Homura's lover into a Zetsu."

I slapped him again.

"Did you even know why I did that!?"

"I asked! But you didn't tell!"

"Because I was angry that you were conspiring with that damn frog! And I wanted to beat up both of you!"

"But why did you do that!?"

"Isn't it obvious? To turn her into a powerful person who can bear Otsutsuki child safely. I wouldn't want my grandkids to turn into defective!"

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Is my bullshit working?

"Umm, granny and Sage of Six Path, until you resolve your family matters, can we take a rest? I mean, we have been fighting nonstop Dattebayo! I even died once!"

"You can."

And I used RinneSharingan to put Kakshi, Obito and Sakura to sleep. They may be side characters, but they did help Naruto and Sakura.

"Go to sleep now kids, or do you want me to sing a lullaby?"

"Umm, haha! You know, I suddenly don't feel sleepy at all, Dattebayo!"

"Then just shut up and conserve energy. I am going to need your help to kill that damn rat. He is much stronger than me."

Press X to doubt.

But Isshiki's dojutsu is really troublesome. And though I can't sense him, I am sure that he is hiding somewhere on this planet.

"Mother, do you mean-"

"So care tell me, idiot son of mine, why would I try to create an army if I was the strongest? Why would I give birth to half human children knowing that they will be able to use Nature Energy, which is Otsutsuki's weakness? Why would I stay on this planet instead of sucking it dry like those who came here? And why the hell would you listen to a stranger, a frog at that, instead of your own mother!? If the frog was so intelligent, why didn't he fight those Otsutsuki's himself!? And that self-serving frog calls himself a sage.

And why are you a spirit anyway? If you have the power to talk, scout out the enemy. He must have grown very powerful in the thousands of years I have been gone.

"Hey Granny! Then why did you cause these wars!?"

"Brat, if you don't know, I was the one who ended conflict, and Hogomoro carelessly distributed chakra to everyone, making wars go to such a large scale. I was sealed in the moon for the whole time."

"But what about my clan!?"

"What clan?"

"Uchiha clan!"

"As if I will wipe out clan of my direct descendants. Don't tell me you will blame the wiping out of Senju and Uzumaki clan on me too? It was all Madara, who even controlled my dear son Zetsu by enticing him with false hopes of awakening me. Right Zetsu?"

"Yes mother."

Zetsu is a sweet loyal child, playing along with my bullshit.

"Honestly, if only one of Asura or Indra's reincarnation was a girl, Zetsu wouldn't have been so desparate. He will just marry them and I would be able to be revived."

"So, umm, can you please release everyone?"

"Sure."

And I released everyone. Even though they are canon fodder, they will be helpful against the Otsutsuki's.

"I am going to rest now. Tell everyone that their Goddess and mother has returned to save them from their inevitable doom. I need to power up before fighting that damn Isshiki.

And I teleported to my Ice Domain. Isshiki is still on earth, and canon fodder like Momoshiki and Urashiki will arrive in about 16-17 years. I don't know how to fight, so I have to practice too. I only have all the eight tailed beasts and half of Kurama, and half of the chakra from the Humans that were put into Infinite Tsukomi. As if I will give them complete chakra.

Afterall, they are fodders.

"Zetsu, thanks for your hardwork. But I have to change my plans for a bit."

"Yes mother."

"Even though they are fodder, they have their uses. I have to train too after being sealed for so long."

"But mother, is it wise to leave Indra and Asura alive? They have the seals that can seal you again."

"I know. And that's why I retreated here for a while. We have to carefully plan this. You have manipulated humanity for so long, you will be able to assist me, unlike those ungrateful Hagomoro and Homura, right?"

"Yes mother!"

Zetsu said happily.

As I said before, he is a good and loyal kid.

Inside my magnificent palace, I looked at the mirror for the first time. I really became Kaguya huh?

Kuahaha! I became an OP Alien goddess! I will eat Isshiki, Momo-chomo and Birdutsuki and become more OP!

Kuahaha!