Reborn

John ?.!?.!?. a man from the 21st century has reincarnated.

How he reincarnated well he died from truck-kun of course and meet the infamous R.O.B

Though unlike other ROBS this ROB was a sadist and well a sadist as and a god don't mix well.

Flash back to the past

How long have I been here years months centuries, doesn't matter does it I have already thought of everything I can remember and …! What is that noise! BUM! BUM! BADOOM! suddenly I saw it I saw a light it was the only brightness in this hell but that noise it killing me. So I ran towards the light and that's how I met ROB.

Present

You see I have read fanfics before can even call me a weeb so when I asked for for to take a form I was hoping he would take a the form of a goddess but now I think I would be fine with a humanoid form.

Actually anything but the monster in front of me as this is the monster that is in the nightmares on the monsters in your nightmare. After spending a long time in the void I thought I thought I lost my fear but I guess I was wrong, anyway off topic it it was as dark as the void with dark red lights going through it which I think is it's blood, it also had to glowing white horns but anyway even it's voice sounded like it came from hell. It at least doesn't talk a lot as it just said "CALLED ROB YOU SPIN WHEEEEEELS" I'm quite positive if I was in a physical form I would either die or get ear cancer if that's a thing.

The being let me spin 3 wheel who I would get reincarnated as blue wheel, my blessing white wheel, and my curse black wheel,

Now here is why I called this thing a sadist earlier because when I spun my first spun my first wheel and got Itachi he said nothing but when I celebrated a little the FUCKING DUDE MADE ME HAVE ANOTHER CURSE WHEEL.

As I was about to yell at the fucking thing I think, no I am positive it was looking at me and if I said anything I would be dead so I kept quiet and swore to get revenge.

After all I'm not some protagonist who won't get killed when I yell at a God. Anyway on my second wheel I knew Lady Luck was looking after me because I got a amazing blessing genius spread which evaluates my highest talent and potential in whatever that is makes everything me that talented in everything else.

So if a random guy got this and was extremely talented in black smithing and never knew it he would be that talented in everything else.

Anyway it was amazing and I knew this god wouldn't let that past and of course he game me another curse wheel. At least now he won't give me more wheels.

On my 3rd wheel I decided let's get it over with and spun both of the grey wheels the thing gave me and I got "curse of seven sins" enhances your emotions to greed, lust, pride … and " lower chackra reserves".

I was fine with these curses although annoying I can get around but this MOTHER FUCKER HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY "by law of op reincarnation I declare these curses not enough" "nooooooo no more curse wheels!" And the being smiled and said "are you sure no more curse wheels" I thought at that time finally I'm free so in the spur of the moment I yelled YES but right as I finished saying it I knew I fucked up.

Because when I looked at the wheels I didn't have more and still had the original black one.

…! Wait black the wheel was no longer black it had not reddish lines going through it.

And the being with a smile said "Spin"

So I did and what I got I hated "entirety trapped in Konoha and can't leave"

Being " bye bye"

And that's how I got reincarnated as Itachi.