Chapter 2

 Two weeks later                            

"I SAID NO YOU OLD HAG!!" 

Gaining a tick mark on her head Tsunade swatted away the pillow tossed at her causing it to explode, showering the room in feathers. Sakura took a cautious step back seeing the Hokage at the end of her ropes, while Shizune decided to step in before things turned ugly."

"Naruto, please listen to Lady Tsunade." Shizune attempted to reason with him. "Your ol-" only to be cut off by another muffled scream.

"NO!"

Clicking her teeth in anger Tsunade walked up to his hospital bed. 

"Enough of your whining brat!" 

Ripping the blanket off him to reveal Naruto's new form.

Instead of seeing a blond boy as it should be, there lying in his place was a raven-haired knock-out of a girl, wearing nothing but a hospital gown. His once bright ocean-blue eyes turned into orbs black as night, with the most unsettling part of the transformation being the two noticeable growths on his chest, which he did his dammest to ignore. The only thing remaining of his old self was the whisker marks on his cheeks.... as well as keeping the one thing that proved he was indeed in fact still a male. 

Glowering angrily Tsunade dumped a pile of clothes into his arms.

"Naruto..." Sakura trailed off awkwardly, not knowing what to say in this kind of situation. "I can't even begin to imagine what you've gone through but we can't exactly let you leave the hospital without putting on clothes...."

"But Sakur-"

"Oh for heaven's sake just put them on brat!" Jiraiya called out from position on the window sill, giving Naruto a stern glare. "Look, I know you hate what the snake freak did to you.... but you need to man up and get over it! Compared to hundreds of other poor souls he experimented on you should be grateful that you even came out looking human at all! So what if you have boobs, are you going to let something like that stop you from becoming Hokage." Jiraiya questioned, pointing towards Tsunade. "It certainly didn't stop Tsunade." 

He burst out in perverted laughter, drolling at the sight of her bountiful chest. His reward for this was getting nailed in the head with a metal bedpan.

"Of course not, nothing will stop me from achieving my dream!" Naruto sat up from his bed with a fierce determination in his eyes, before turning to face Tsunade. "But why the hell can't I keep using my own clothes? I don't need to wear this girly crap!" Making a repulsed expression as he looked down at the clothes in question. "Why can't I-" 

Rubbing her temples in frustration Tsunade whacked him on the head shutting him up.

"Aren't you supposed to be a ninja! Shinobi are supposed to follow the Hokage's orders without question! Besides, even before this whole debacle, I was planning to have Kakashi burn those horrid orange jumpsuits anyway!" Tsunade confessed to a horrified Naruto, "but the main reason for getting rid of them now is they no longer fit your body frame!" She explained slowly so he could understand. "Wearing ill-fitting clothes is a death sentence in our profession Naruto, it hinders your movements, making fighting with taijutsu a nightmare. There's also an increased risk of it getting snagged on a branch or getting pinned down by an enemy's weapon, making you even more vulnerable. However, unfortunately with your body type only women's clothes will fit properly." Tsunade stated giving him a look of pity.

Any previous protest Naruto had died in his mouth, hanging his head in defeat.

"Now get dressed so we can head out already, we postponed our trip long enough. The rest of your friends are currently busting their asses off training or out on the field risking their lives on missions, while here you are moping around complaining about clothes of all things." Jiraiya goaded him, gesturing for him to go change. "Keep in mind Akatsuki isn't going to sit on their asses twiddling their thumbs waiting for you to get your act together. If you can't even find the willpower to put on some clothes due to a little embarrassment then forget about fighting them.... or ever attempting to save Sasuke. From what I can see you're not even strong enough to fight off your own damn insecurities." 

"....fine," Naruto grumbled as Jiraiya gave him a thumbs up. Tsunade dragged a reluctant Naruto to the bathroom where she proceeded to teach the mortified teen how to properly put a bra on.