Chapter 1- Dumb Bitch!

Knock, knock, knock!

I was distracted from my book with a harsh knock at my study door, I couldn't get a moment's peace with this family. Taking a deep breath in I smelled the fake floral scent of my 'sister' Alice, she wore so many perfumes, I cant keep count of how many she has. I walked into her room once, and it smelled like a chemical factory had exploded in there. I sighed in exasperation and told Alice to come in. she skipped through the door and dodged the bookshelves and plopped on the 1930s worn leather couch, the one that has been in most study's I have owned in the Cullen houses. I don't know what I would do without this study, its my getaway, my place of relaxation, all hand decorated and designed around my likes and dislikes by the gift from god, Esme. It has 2 walls completely made of glass, to stop it getting claustrophobic, 6 giant bookshelves, two on 1 wall, 2 on another and two in the middle, it has the couch that I talked about before, my desk and my chair. It's the only room in the house I actually like, all the others including my bedroom are all decorated by Alice, and lets just say the major was close to ripping her head off when he saw my room. "What can i do for you today Alice" i said in a dejected tone, she already knows I don't like her, no point in trying to hide it.

"Well, I had a vision that I thought you might like to know about" She replied in an equally bored voice, the one good thing about Alice in my opinion, is that she doesn't like me back.

"What does it have to do with me? Did you see the new pair of cowboy boots I was planning on buying, and you want to tell me of how I would look like, in your words 'a homeless man who prowls the streets looking for real clothes'?" she didn't even have the decency to look ashamed even though she knows in the truth. she looked at the things in my study with her mouth set in a grimace, she always had hated this room.

'I should rip that mouth of her fucking face!' the major snarled in my head. Edwards growl could be heard from downstairs at the violent thoughts against his mate. 'Fuck you Edward' i directed towards Edward in my mind, i might have also added a little growl of my own, okay, maybe it wasn't so little, but that doesn't really matter...

" I don't see the point in all these civil war books and memorabilia, it was only a stupid war between humans, you should really let me decorate in here, if you still wanted books, I could get more interesting and useful ones like the men's guide to pinstripe ties, you could really use that one Jasper!" She was rambling on about loafers and cashmere sweaters, i had to cut her off before my brain melted from boredom, wait, can that happen to vampires?

"Alice, did you come in here to complain about my study and insult my fashion sense, or did you actually want to tell me your vision?"

"ugh, fine, well there is two things. 1, Carlisle wants a meeting with you about your new diet, and 2, Peter and Charlotte are going to call you later. I don't know why you let them into your life, they are such a bad influence, if I had a dollar for every brain cell they have between them, I would be living on the streets!" She didn't see it coming, one moment I was behind the desk, the next I had her pinned against the wall, my movements were lethal. I'm sure my face looked like I was about to explode from rage, and i had venom dripping down my chin

"never, I say never insult my sister or brother again, I wouldn' be alive without them. Now little darlin' do you wanna say anything like that again, and we'll see how long your hair can last before its pulled out of your scalp?" I said in a deathly calm voice, the major was pacing his cage, looking for a way out to tear her little head of her neck. If she so much as looked at them the wrong way next time they see each other, that threat will become a reality, heck, im tempted to do it now. Edward, hearing my thoughts ran into the room to be Alice's night in shining armor, I played along like the good little Cullen I am and let him push me of her, he took her shaking form and directed her out the room, giving me a glare which im sure he thought looked like a tigers, when in reality, it was really a kittens 'Pussy.'

with that I went down the hall to Carlisle's office in the hopes that this lecture wouldn't last 4 and a half hours like the last one.