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My System's AI Is a Weeb?

A system bearing character is quite a common read, don't you think? But what if the way that system worked was different for once? Silius had gained a system that hadn't fancy features such as a shop or free points to distribute across his stats, it seemed that the system was complete garbage, but it was a blessing in disguise, as the only advantage he got from the system was a companion, an earth system companion to be exact, now just imagine having 21st century information in your hands in as a slightly advanced medieval society, you could use that knowledge to destroy a county by making a nuke bomb, or revive it using the advanced medical techniques, but what if we added magic to that knowledge, how much power could you have with those two elements combined?

SadFritos · แฟนตาซี
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Tobacco (1)

In front of me were the following, a Borosilicate, a stirring rod, and a burette. Those were the tools, as for the items they were first, obviously, Nitroglycerin, Diatomaceous earth, sodium carbonate, and ethylene glycol dinitrate.

"Emma, when I call out the name of an item, hand it to me, is that understood?" I asked.

"Yes!" She replied.

[Are you sure you want to play around with Nitroglycerin? The slightest mistake can cause a boom, and do you know what a boom causes? Death.]

'I want dynamite, which means I want it, and I will get it at any cost!'

I first started picking some Nitroglycerin with the burette, droplet by droplet, onto the borosilicate, I didn't want any of that stuff falling on the counter.

I repeated the process until the three bottles of Nitroglycerin were empty.

"Diatomaceous earth."

Emma instantly handed me a bag that contained white powder, I carefully poured some of that onto the jar while slowly stirring it, it will act as an absorbent.

"Sodium carbonate."

She handed me a jar that had a powder similar to sugar, I did the same thing I did with the Diatomaceous, but this one will act as a stabilizer to lower the chances of it blowing on my face.

I wiped the sweat on my forehead and said, "ethylene glycol dinitrate"

It was a gallon that had liquid of the color of piss, "Don't hand it to me, pour just a bit. Don't forget, slowly."

She nodded and did what I asked her to, after a few seconds that felt like hours, we finished the hardest part of making dynamite.

"It looks like cement!" She remarked.

"Hahaha, yes it does! So now that we're done with the difficult part, can you search for some thin rope and cartoon tubes?" I asked, I leaned on the counter as Emma searched for the goods, I was scared shitless of that shit blowing on my face.

"Haaaah." I sighed.

"Here they are boss!" She smiled as she put the items next to the borosilicate.

I smiled as a response. I stuffed that cement-like substance into the tube and added some rope on the top.

The substance was enough for 6 dynamites, and oh boy it was enough.

"We did it Emma!" I said as I extended my hand for a high-five.

"Hehehe." She giggled.

"You're welcome boss!" She replied then gave me my high-five.

"Oh, and can you stop calling me boss, just call me Silius, we're friends!"

"I can't! You're our boss." She said with a blush as she looked away.

"Come on… I won't talk to you ever again if you still call me boss." I said, raising my arms, having a girl calling me 'boss' was… weird.

"NO!" She screamed.

"Hm?"

"O- I wi-ill try, Sili-ius." She added as she blushed heavily.

[Nahhhhhhh, unbelievable, you've got a girl blushing just by saying your name?!]

'What do you mean?'

[Nothing, fuck you, I'm going back to my trusty orange and black website, go fuck yourself!]

._.

Sigh….

We packed our dynamites and left the secret lab, I've got big plans for it in the future.

We held hands while going up the dark stairs, again she blushed, but she collected herself quickly unlike before. Sigh…

We didn't find Aunt in the house, so we just chatted, waiting for the boys

After half an hour, they were finally here.

"How did it go?" I asked them.

Urgan gave me one piercing gaze after seeing how close I was to Emma, but his facial expression quickly changed and he replied,

"For the gang that has the plant, their base is located in a two-story building, there's a back door, but we didn't explore the insides of the building."

"What else?" I asked.

"There are 6 people on each door, making it 12 people guarding the outside of the building." Added Ruto.

"Hmm… What do you think, Emma?"

"I think that we should go during the night, as there might be an awakened on that house, so we want to avoid as much as possible."

"It would also make the chances of getting caught quite low, as most of them will be asleep if not exhausted." She added.

"Then night it is, let me tell you all the plan, Ruto and I will sneak in, gathering as many leaves, Emma and Urgan will be outside with the dynamites."

"When we get out we'll split the leaves between us and throw the dynamites on the windows only if we get somehow noticed, possibly killing more than 20 gang members."

Time flew, and it was already nighttime, Ruto and I stood still in the darkness, taking cover while eavesdropping on the two guards.

"Sigh, the other dudes left to fuck some bad bitches while we were left out to guard this miserable base, it's not as if anyone would dare to mess with 'The Snakes'." Said one of the guards.

"Hahaha, don't get so down, here look! I saved this bottle of booze that we can enjoy!" Laughed the second guard, he poured some booze into a cup and handed what was left on the bottle to the other guard.

"Sigh, thanks man, those fucking traitors…" The first guard went for a chug, they both got drunk pretty quick then fell asleep.

The back door was heavily guarded, contrary to this one, the 6 men were still awake ready to beat up intruders.

"It's our chance, remember, don't utter a word." I said to Ruto, and he nodded.

We wore an all-black suit, I tippy-toed to the door and slowly turned the doorknob, the main floor had a kitchen, a living room, and a toilet, there were two sets of stairs, one that go up and one that go down.

Normally, the upper floor would be a bedroom floor, so I decided to go down first.

I descended on the edge of the stairs, avoiding making any sound.

Bingo, I was right, the bottom floor consisted of one room, the storage room, anyone could figure it out by the huge red sign.

The door was locked, I did indeed expect that, and since Trev was so obsessed with how cool was lock picking on films, I decided to learn how to.

I took out two bobby pins, bent one a little, and went to work, I inserted the bent bobby and unlocked one pin at a time, and when I was done, I inserted the other one and turned it.

*Click*

The door opened, there were lots of crates placed in the room.

On the corner, was a bed where a man; a naked man, had a woman on top of him, white liquid oozing from her pussy. They must've had lots of fun, well thank god as they're asleep now.

I could hear Ruto's breath becoming unstable, I just looked at him, and he controlled himself with a blush.

I sneaked to the crates, and checked them, they all had tobacco, I picked 4 of them and gave them to Ruto, I held another 4 crates, tippy-toed to the stairs, I've made my way up, and halfway through the stairs…

*THUD* *BAM!*

Ruto tripped, and the crates made a loud noise.

"FUCKING RUN!"

Uhhh, I feel like the novel just became shit lol

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