A truly evil fellow! (DC) - by The Propa Orky Reda

Synopsis: Prepare yourself! For this man, this EVIL-Doer shall shock you! Leave you AMAZED at how truly nefarious of a little fella he is!

Rated: T

Words: 32k

Link: https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/a-truly-evil-fellow-dc-si.997767/reader/

Valmar Remarks:

This is another lovely fun gem by Propa Orky Reda. This time he's taking on the DC-verse with a somewhat different approach than his previous SIs, but still wonderfully entertaining. Though it is rather short and not strictly that heavy on story. A lot of it is focused on the DC cast and how they react to having someone like the MC in their world. The MC in this case goes around as "Mr. Villain" where he is purposely over-the-top and silly, with many of his "schemes" being not very evil and his own power often being more implied than directly stated. Even his story of how he arrived there and his own true goals are more derived through the chapters with brief references rather than directly told.

Despite the errant and different story style I still found it to be a very entertaining adventure and each chapter leaves me with a good chuckle at the antics Mr. Villain comes up with, and the often time bemused impression he leaves on the DC cast.

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Chapter 1:

The Flash appeared in a blur a look of fear and anger on his face as he turned towards the masked man sitting in the empty room. The mask was utterly smooth and featureless as Flash hisses, "What did you do with all those children? Who even are you? I'm here, as you asked so let them go."

The man slowly stands up his demeanor calm and collected. Broad shoulders and a large frame towering over the flash as he growls out, "Why Flash. . .Do you not know! I am EVIL to incarnate. Evil, who does not sleep. Worse than DOOMSDAY himself. I am a really nefarious Lil fella you know-" The Flashs head moves to look around the room causing the man to hiss and pull a remote out of his jacket.

"Don't move. Take another step or interrupt me again and I won't let tell you about the children. Stay still, now as I was saying! I, took those children from the medical ward in the hospital for NEFARIOUS REASONS," The man clicks a button on the remote and the Flash flinches as massive lights turn on. The Flash stands his face decorated with worry and shock as he watched the screens flare to life.

"I have taken the children and thrown them a party while giving their parents massive legally obtained funds! Yes, I left the receipts and tax info with the parents. Now, out of EVIL I have even returned a few of these children's hair and managed to remove cancer and other assorted flu and DISEASES from them! I am truly worse than the JOKER of GOTHAM AM I NOT," The Flash lets out a deep sigh of relief as his head turns the screen to screen. Each one shows the children having fun, some of them far better than ever and happy parents sitting in the corners of the room.

A few nurses were tied up in the middle of the room but even they couldn't help but smile at the sight of these children cured, and their parents were finally relieved remained silent despite the discomfort. A few of the more number skilled parents sitting in the corner of the room going over the receipts and tax info to ensure this wasn't some false or cruel trick. The Flash blinks as he turns to the Evil-Doer who simply grins and shouts, "I am Evil! The vilest of foes you shall ever face! For I am, MR. Villain! I am the man who will be your end."

"Ya okay, let's get this done and over with. Thank God, you had me worried there for a second Mr. Villian," The Flash simply smiles even as Mr. Villain's shoes begin to glow. In a brief rush of movement, the Flash narrowly dodges the massive man darting forward. Mr. Villain is sent flying through the wall going at immense speed through the City as the Flash quickly darts after him. Both of them blur to anyone else as they dart down the streets.

The Flash runs beside Mr. Villain even as the pair begin to run up the side of a Skyscraper as Mr. Villain turns toward the Flash, "I have made calculations but man am I bad at Math. . .Eh, either way into the stratosphere I go."

"What do you mean-" As the Flash pauses at the rooftop. The momentum carries Mr. Villain far off into the sky until he was but a faint twinkle in the day sky. The Flash winces slightly at that as he crosses his arms.

"That's a new one. . .What this," A piece of paper appears in the air next to him. Grabbing it he quickly began to read it in half a second, "I have teleported to safety but next time my Mk.2 Speed Boots will be your DOOM. Tell the Children they are all good children and may one day be good Henchmen. I apologize for being unable to cure Beth's diseases but I'm half certain she may be a Meta-Human. This Paper will now self destruct-"

The Flash crumbles up the paper and throws it into the sky where it poofs gently. The Flash simply smiles and chuckles, "Oh man the Big guy's gonna love this. . .In case you're spying on me Mr. Villian I totally think you should go unload your wicked schemes upon Green Arrow next! Maybe force him to swim in Ice Cream or something!"

The Flash quickly registers the flash of light next to him as Mr. Villain now shoeless stands there, "After I retrieve the failed SPEED SHOES of DOOM from Orbit. . .I will be forcing Green Arrow to defuse a Glitter Bomb. A biodegradable glitter bomb while I throw Blue Tomatoes at them."

"Oh? Are they Frozen or something because that doesn't sound the nicest ya know," Mr. Villain pauses as a massive explosion occurs far, far above the city. The Flash turns pale as he looks up at that.

Mr. Villain rubs the back of his neck, "Ignore that. I hit the self-destruct on the Shoes when they got high enough. Can't let you fools recover my SPEED shoes know, can I? Either way, as we all know the Blue Tomatoes are far luckier and can teleport whoever they hit to a random spot! Goodbye Flash and- Nut Kick!"

The Flash easily sidesteps Mr. Villain's kick catching it mid-air. Mr. Villain lets lose a long hum for a few seconds wiggling his toes, "Uh- Hm. . .Shit. I suppose you wouldn't be in the mood to give me a redemption arc then? Or am I far too past the Moral Event Horizon to ever Redeem!"

"Are you trying to distract me to recharge your teleporter," The Flash glances towards the flashing red belt around Mr. Villains' hips. A faint hum comes from the faceless Villain as he looks around for a few seconds.

"Um. . .Hm- Uh- Yes HAIL HYDRA," Then with a flash of light Mr. Villain vanished leaving an amused Flash standing on the rooftop.