Chapter 11: The Chivalrous Pervert

"Finally... I'm done with the dishes... "

I wiped sweat away from my forehead.

"I'm starting to feel a little sticky... "

I haven't taken a bath for a day.

I don't have any clothes with me.

Should I borrow some from Joshua?

"Excuse me... Joshua? Can I borrow some clothes? I want to take a bath... "

He seems to be spaced out.

"Uhhh... Oh sure! Sure! Choose from any of the clothes inside the drawers. "

"Alright. Thanks. I'll go ahead and take a bath now. "

I went inside the bathroom.

"Well this is different. "

There is a sink, a mirror, a toilet and some sort of fabric hanging on a pole.

There seems to be no bath inside. This world's bathroom looks so different from the one back at Eden.

"How am I supposed to take a bath? "

I went further inside the room. The fabric was covering another portion of the bathroom.

I went inside and I saw some sort of contraption on the wall.

I turned a knob-like thing on the wall.

"What the?! "

Water rushed through some sort of a pipe above the knob thing.

I hurriedly turned the knob to the opposite direction.

"Aww... Now my clothes are wet. "

The water soaked my clothes up to my undergarments.

I removed my wet garments and placed them over the toilet. I also removed the necklace master gave me.

"Master... "

I placed the necklace gently above my clothes.

I turned the knob again and I started to take a bath.

"Ahhh... This is refreshing... "

After a while, I finished my bath.

"Mmmh... That was wonderful. I feel like a new person! "

I wore my necklace.

"Now where did I put my towel? "

I searched around the bathroom for the towel.

"Eh? "

I can't find it.

"There's still no discussions about UR partner cards... "

I scrolled down the breadeat forums for a while.

It seems that I am the only one who pulled a UR partner card.

"Well. I don't want anyone to know about this anyway. Things might get a bit salty if they knew about this. "

I closed my phone and I looked at the clock.

"Huh? It's already 12:45? She's been in the bathroom for about an hour already.

Do girls take very long baths? "

*Yawn*

"Hnnnn... I've been stuck in here for a while now... "

What should I do? What should I do?!

Should I call Joshua?

I slightly opened the door and I took a peek.

Joshua seems to be asleep.

"Should I just make a run for the dressing room? But what if he wakes up?? "

I knocked on the door to see if he will wake up.

*knock knock*

He didn't wake up.

"Oh good.. I can make a run for it.

*Slip*

"Wah! "

*Blam*

"Huh? What? "

He woke up!

He blinked a few times and asked "Ehh? What are you doing over there? "

*Blam*

"Uh.. What was that?"

Huh? Wait?

WHOAAAAAAAAA! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Why is Amelia sitting naked on the floor? What should I do should I help her?

I know! I should play it cool!

"Ehh? What are you doing over there? "

"Kyaaaah! "

She tried cover herself with her hands.

"D-d-don't look! "

Ehhh?!! How could I possibly not look? She really has a nice figure... Her skin looks so smooth... And she's really... How do I put this?... Well endowed... And her thighs... I remembered something a wise man once said... 'I want them to sandwich me...

Amelia grabbed her rapier which was leaning on the wall.

She then unsheathed it and pointed the blade towards me.

"W-why are you still looking?! "

Her face is so red. She looks like she's about to cry.

Ahh right...

"Just let me savor the moment a bit. " I muttered unconsciously.

"What was that?!?! "

Amelia pointed her rapier towards my face.

"N-nothing... Put that thingy down..."

I stood up and headed towards the dresser.

I took a bath tower and threw it towards Amelia.

"Don't just sit there. You're gonna get sick. "

"I'll go out for a bit okay? " I told her.

"You should've went out right away!!! " Amelia shouted.

I went out the door.

"Thank you for the feast. " I silently muttered before turning around and exiting the door.

Ahhh... Did I die and go to heaven?

I must've looked like a complete pervert. I think I stared at her for too long...

But who could blame me? At least I didn't wuss out and stood up like a man!

Although I guess I should apologize to her. But that will make me look like I did something wrong?

It's not wrong to appreciate art right?! I mean you can't see such beauty somewhere else right?!

Why am I trying to convince myself I did nothing wrong?! *sigh* Just act cool Joshua! Just act cool!

"Huuuuuuu..... This is horrible... I feel so dirty... "

Only my parents saw my bare body. And now a complete stranger saw me naked.

"Now I'll never get married! "

I returned the rapier and slowly stood up. "

"Arghhh.. Should I take a bath again? "

I took a quick bath and I headed to the dressing room.

"Ehhh.. There's nothing here that fits me... "

I decided to get the most comfortable looking shirt and a pair of shorts.

"I guess this will do... "

The shirt is too long. It looks like a dress.

"You could come in now... " I said.

"You sure? " Joshua replied.

"Yeah."

Joshua entered the room with his hands inside his pockets.

"Hmm... Those clothes are too big for you. " Joshua said.

"Well all of the clothes in the dresser do not fit me. " I told him.

"Ahhh. I see. Don't tell me you're not wearing anything underneath. " Joshua asked.

"W-wha?! N-no! I! I'm wearing a pair of shorts. " I shouted.

"Ahhh. I see... I thought you liked that sort of thing. " Joshua commented.

"What?! I wouldn't do such indecent t-things! "

My goodness! What does this man take me for???

"Oh yeah. Amelia. What the hell happened earlier? " Joshua asked.

Eeep!

"I uh... I.. I forgot to bring a towel and I slipped while I was running to the dressing room. " I explained.

"Ahh. I see. Don't run while you're wet. You're really gonna slip like before if you do. " Joshua told me.

"Well then. Let's sleep. It's already way too late. I still have work tomorrow. "

Joshua turned around and prepared his sleeping mat.

We prepared for sleep.

Joshua lied down on the floor and I lied down on the bed.

He appears to be asleep.

"What's with that guy... " I said silently.

"Doesn't he feel any shame or embarrassment? "

"Hnnnnnn. Maybe he's just a pervert? "

But he didn't take advantage of me.

"Maybe he's a chivalrous pervert? "