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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · ตะวันออก
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Now an assassin

Well… It looks like joining the dark side wasn't a bad idea at all.

No… It's a great idea actually! So many benefits already, and so many flavors that I've discovered, just after a day or two after wandering in the demonic side of this world…

Wonderful!

"Are you going to tell mommy about your demonic god?"

While I was staring at the gray haired lady's head, admiring the wonders of this world, the lady went on to ask me about the results of the ritual. Her voice was like that of a soothing and caring mother, even though mothers aren't a thing in this world. It made me wonder. How could she have such a charisma. Is she naturally worthy of being a true mother. Or is she blessed by mother nature…

Maybe that's the type of god that supports her. The demonic god that supports me is a mother after all, so, the chances of her having a mother-like god, isn't slim…

Interesting…

"Sure… I told my demonic god about the things such as her schemes, so, we made a deal to trade cultivation crystals for entertainment instead. Oh, and those weird reactions of mine. Yeah, we were just teasing each other, just like me and you did yesterday." *Wink*

"Oh~ You've found yourself quite a passionate god, it seems. An interesting offer that you've set up too~ I'm impressed. It looks like you are indeed worthy of me~"

The way the gray haired lady said her words sounded a bit seductive, and mostly sweet. Sweet, because at the moment, she was playing with my cheeks as well.

I was like some kind of little kid that she praised. I was getting spoiled, caressed, and cared for…

Not going to lie though, but it felt really nice, and I loved every second of being in between her arms…

"Purr…" I let out an adorable sound, acting like the baby that I was. Acting, of course, because being like that is not okay.

Yeah, I was just joking. Definitely joking. I was having fun, and I'm definitely not that crazy that I would see myself as some kind of animal that's being petted.

*Cough* *Cough*

I cut my purr short and left the lady's embrace quickly. I had been staying within her embrace for too long, and I knew that. I also knew that too much relaxing within a dream is simply going to break me. Too much comfort, and I might become too weak and therefore could be easily dominated. Perhaps I might even become so weak, that my ass might get teared by some guy.

I do not want that!

Hence why, because of such logical reasonings, I decided to leave the lady's embrace. One of the main reasons is because I also won't be sticking my P in her V any time soon. It's difficult to do that in my current position after all. So, no need for me to get too comfortable with her. Doing that will only lead me to my downfall.

"U-uhm. Is that all the info you need?" I made sure to bring to conversation back to restoration. That's right. I never purred, it never happened!

"Mhm~ You were vivid enough~ Since it's cultivation resources, the meaning is already obvious. Although long term growth, you won't die an unfortunate dead. That's good enough for me to know…" The gray haired lady answered.

"I see… Then… Can we start the official procedure already? I have some important goals to complete, you know…" I hesitatingly uttered.

"Yep. We're done here. Laili, I believe you are ready enough to be a guide for him. So, give him the necessary equipment, and teach him all the things that the syndicate has taught you. Understood?" The lady commanded Laili after replying to me.

I guess it is time for me to leave this place…

I do wonder how Laili will be teaching me, and what…

"I guess that's it then." I spoke while looking at the golden green-ish yellow eyes of the graceful lady.

"Lips on lips tradition?" I suddenly asked her.

"Never heard of it. No." The lady was quick to decline, sadly.

"Heh? You don't even know what it is though…"

"Sorry sweety. I've already crossed my boundaries with you, which was only possible, because the first few days within the council room is different. Now you know… The leaders don't interact with the syndicate's members, unless urgent, or unless the member is in the position to. Good bye then~"

As soon as the gray lady finished her words, she and the rest of the leaders vanished as if they were never in the council room in the first place.

They were gone, and now, the council room is completely empty. That's because I left as well.

That's right…

Me and Laili have already left the place, and now, we are in a completely unknown location.

Some kind of dark forest to be specific, which pretty much, has a lot of black colored vegetation. There are some that are rotten, some that are burned, but mostly, they were all just black in color.

Not only the vegetation, but the sky was a great addition to the darkness of the forest as well. There was no blue sky, as it was all covered by dark clouds that made the sunlight seem crimson and gloomy. The forest is quite the mystery, as many things simply goes beyond common logic.

One example is the water. The water looked all black and dirty, but in actuality, when I caught some with my palms, I noticed that it was in fact, very clean and transparent to the look.

"This place is infected with what we commonly call demonic energy. As you just saw, the water turned into water." Laili spoke.

Right after Laili had her word, she went on the scoop some water with her palms, just like I did.

"Same texture... That's because I'm more human, unlike you. I can drink it of course, but to me, it's more harmful than beneficial. For you of course, it means an increase in power, and a nice beverage to drink."