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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

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Dorime

So… I'm guessing you already know a gist of what happened after the magical portals had appeared….

I don't know how it was possible, but I certainly knew that I felt crept out when I saw how they were all rock hard. Obviously, I would feel that way, because it seemed as if they all got a hard on me. It made me wonder if some pron was being shot, and that I was the main lead of such a f*ck fest.

Nonetheless, my luck tingle didn't warn me of anything bad, and I knew for sure that the people of this world would only get hard whenever they did something related to PP cultivation. Not dual cultivation of cou-

Oh…

What if this syndicate actually knows something similar to dual cultivation, and that that is in fact, their basic method…

Ahhh! Am I going to become a victim of some interracial or something?! You know damn well what I mean with that!

Nooo!! I don't want that!

*Spurt*

*Spurt*

'Oh no! It's happening!' My thoughts were frenzied, because I was simply panicking about the fact that I might have ended up in the wrong category of a story.

'Oh, ruler of fate! Please don't let me be the side character of a hanime story! I know that I don't have long hair that covers my eyes, but please! I swear that from today on, I'll never think of trimming my hair shorter than eye length! I'll definitely grow out my hair!'

Oh…

It seemed to be that I was indeed paranoid. Or perhaps, my prayers had been answered!

Actually, it was none of that, and more of me being very lucky. Not plot armored lucky of course, but lucky enough to be forever blessed by the presence of pusseys. That's right! I may not have noticed it before, but I definitely notice it now. You see… All the four present leaders of the syndicate, are in fact, women. Hahaha! I literally struck gold joining this syndicate! Strong and dominating women, and the best of them all, traps! Cough Cough.

But that's not the main point here. The point I'm trying to make, is that I was not coomed on, and that what the four hooded figures did, was spray their juices on the floor. While their tentacles danced wildly, lots of juices dripped down to the floor, and by some miraculous way, those juices formed a straight line as they coursed towards me. Together, a cross was formed, and I was the center of it.

"Holy sheesh, is this some onorthodox christian ritual or something?!' I thought, surprised by the fact that everything seemed like a perfect performance. Perhaps it was indeed some type of ritual, and I was the sacrifice that is supposed to be acknowledged by some demonic god. If I'm not satisfying for the god I'll die, and if I am, I will receive his blessing.

Hahaha… Who knows… That might be in fact true.

Okay, never mind, it's not.

So, what had actually happened, was that I was summoned into a world full of darkness. You know, I was actually glad that my surroundings were dark instead of the opposite. Because if it was white, I might have thought that I got summoned into a coom zone.

Darkness. That's all there was to my surroundings. Pitch dark, that I wasn't even able to see my own hands or feet. My eyes were definitely not feeling too comfortable in such a dark territory. It was simply too dark.

"That's it. I need some light, or else I'll get some eye disease or something." I muttered.

I had been waiting for what seems to be hours, and yet, there was no difference in the lighting. The place was so dark, that even the cave that I and Xiayen was in was better. What was the purpose of them sending me to such a dark realm, I began to wonder. And that's how I came to the decision to start finding a clue. There is a wise saying after all.

While you were sitting around, waiting, doing nish, I was making my moves and getting some b*tches.

Hehehe… I might have added a few extra words to it, but that's exactly the point, because I added an end goal.

To think of the b*tches…

That's right…

That should be the motivation to all cultured men and women!

To f*ck!

'Huh?' My fourth dimensional thoughts went to a sudden stop, because my surrounding went into a change all of sudden. Was it because of my positive thoughts? My hopes and dreams? My determination to get out? Or perhaps… My unstoppable urge to penetrate every delightful looking hole!

Hehehe… I'm sure that if I had glasses, they would've reflected a lot of light already, simply because of my brilliant and scheming thoughts…

Cough Cough

Anyway… I don't know if it's a good thing or not, but what had happened to the darkness, was that it all gathered into one area, in order to form four demon like figures that were completely pitch black. No facial expression, no shading. They were purely black, that they looked similar to a figure that is made out of black toxic gas, or a crack of space in the shape of a humanoid demon. Voluptuous looking horns that were probably ten inches long, spiky short hair, claws that extended far from its hands and feet, and a bloody heart in the center of the chest, which showed its rhythmic beats.

Perhaps… Perhaps I wasn't wrong about the part where I said that I would be a sacrifice…

"Oh, great demonic lord! Although I may not be capable, I can show you ways of pleasure that you have never experienced before. That is, if you can spare my life, and give me plenty of holes to penetrate…!"

Since it might be a sacrifice, I had to take the chance to offer a brilliant deal that the demons would not be able to ignore. Hehehe…

"With holes, I mean of course, those that are from flesh, are tight, fragrant, warm, smooth, sucking-!"

Okay, maybe my request is a little too much…

Ameno Ameno

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