Tuesday, January 5th 2021

Dear Diary;

So who though carrying an almost 100+ year old Lord First, who for some reason can still walk up right, to our class to teach us about the Mokuton. My big Brother Tenzou could have done it just fine but no we need it from the source. The man started talking about it then derailed to taking about family life to Madara to his wife to the village which ended up turning into a speech about the village. In the end we ended up talking about sex which everyone was surprised when I spoke too, like have ya'll heard my parents?

What we didn't know was that class ended and his wife was worried about him so she came to the school, and knocked him out cold because he was talking about their sex life which TMI but ok. Yeah, it was fighting to she an unconscious Lord first being dragged by his feet out the class by a very pissed off wife. I am glad that she stopped him though, the way it was going we were going to learn how to tie a rope properly during sex or in Lord First's case a vine.

I pray my parents don't heard about it and add it to their already growing kink list, which is funny they have because most of the time they don't use it no matter how much they do it.

Regards;

A frightened Mitsuki