Friday, March 5th 2021

Dear Diary;

So I really don't know what happened at the cookout last time but this morning I woke up to the Hokages wearing maid outfits. I woke up and saw Lord Second in our house, wearing the outfit and I swore I went to the couch and went back to sleep because that had to be a dream. Damn knew it wasn't when I heard Lord Second call my name and he was asking where was Deidara because 'He needs insight on fishnets'. You know boy needed his daily dose of blackmail so I got ready and went on my way, these hokages were hilarious. You had Hashirama, Tobirama and Tsunade walking as if they just learning how to walk (they were all in spike heels). Minato and Naruto walking like they on the runway and heels is a normal occurrence. Kakashi was just sitting legs crossed reading. And Hiruzen although not in a maid outfit was sporting a wonderful pastel pink dress that should be a pyjama.

Hashirama (Bruh when Madara saw Lord first in a maid outfit he looked so conflicted and scared. Worse Lord First started running after him screaming his name. Yup, he was not fine.)

Tobirama (I never saw Lord Second so determined to knock the hell out of Lord First before, and he had his moments. Also, no one could shake the fact that Tobirama was dressed as a maid bunny. Elder Madara is going to have a field time with that one)

Hiruzen (He was just walking, that's it)

Minato (He had a whole quarrel with Kushina about not being cute, he lost the quarrel and was upset about it the entire day)

Tsunade (Aunty did look good though)

Kakashi (Noone believed that Kakashi actually looked good. Like even Uncle Iruka thought he was the top in their relationship for a split second)

Naruto (Mans said the dress didn't fit his thighs, yeah not the fact that your clothes kept flying up each time the wind came)

I enjoyed taking their pictures, I will be sure to sell them for a good price too =)

Regards;

Blackmail Guru Mitsuki