Dear Diary;
The all powerful Indra would like to tell you about my birthday. I literally defied the laws of both physics and theory and went to the world of the living in my own accord. Madara was so happy to see me that he stopped right in his tracks immediately. But I wasn't there for him, I was there for the girl they called Sarada. I literally stole her as soon as I say her and spent the entire day with her against her consent but that doesn't matter I wasn't doing anything bad I just wanted to question her. But that all stopped when I had to run away with her because the others don't know how to share. Eventually I did give her back. I got a kiss on the cheek as a birthday gift from her (my chest cavity hurts). The all powerful Indra will steal her as my birthday gift to me each year. I do not care in the slightest the consequences of my actions. REBELLION!!!
Regards;
Hype Indra