CHAPTER 79
Bismillah
-5 months later-
I'm at the gynecologist with Lamine!!
The gynecologist: Please raise your top to chest level.
Lamine: Impopo go call a girl.
Me: Calm down Omri it's nothing. It's just the belly!
Lamine: No no I want it to be a girl
The gynecologist: It's nothing madam! A gynecologist will come in a few minutes.
He leaves the room.
Me: How hot is it? It is to see if the baby is well and to see its gender!!
Lamine: Fuck me. Only me has the right to see his body! Even when we get my child out of there, well, I want it to be a woman.
Me: Ok.
Lamine: Well.
A woman enters the room. I lift my top and she puts cold gel on me (chill shiver)! She makes her truck, she shows us the baby, tells us that he is fine Al Hamdûlilleh and everything we understand nothing of the rest but hey, we do zeh !!
The gynecologist: You want to know if it's a future Footballer or a Princess?
Us: Yeah!!
The gynecologist: Congratulations, you will have a Princess!!
Lamine: -stars in her eyes- A BABY PRINCESS A PRINCESS!! SHE WILL BE BEAUTIFUL LIKE HER MOTHER!!
I am just crying with joy!!!
The gynecologist: Euuuu.. Wait, there's a problem!
Our faces quickly changed expression.
Lamine: How?
The gynecologist: Nothing serious wait I call the chief.
She leaves and leaves us in the lurch. I stress a little there and so does he. 4 minutes later she comes back with the chef.
The boss: Hello
Us: Hello
He puts the gel back on and watches.
The chief: Bah says so you are lucky! You didn't just have a girl but a boy!
Lamine: Twins?
The leader: Yes congratulations!
Lamine: POUUUUUUU I AM THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!!
I double my tears! Too much joy!!
He leaves us, the gynecologist wipes my belly, gives us a new appointment in two months. She tells me not to move too much, not to make any sudden gesture... We leave and in the corridor he carries me and turns me around. They are all happy.
Me: Stop making me vomit!!
Lamine: Smeh how am I ferhane for the Omri twins! Al Hamdûlilleh!!
Me: Al Hamdûlilleh!!!
We go to the neighborhood we are at Yazid first. Khalti no longer lives in the neighborhood but with Yazid and Sarah! She is happy, even worse and Sarah too! Hessoul after we went to my mother! My mom literally jumped on me!!!
Then I'm going to get my son, my brother and my cousins! I warn Jahid that he is coming straight home.
Anyway after telling Tata bah we go home. And there's no Jahid so I call him.
Me: Where are you?
Jahid: Euuu... Out with some friends.
Me: Don't lie.
Jahid: Well I told you tonight.
Me: Yeah it's ok!!!
Jahid: I love you Yem tsais?
Me: Yes I know how to go Salam 'Aleykûm! To you Insha Allah !!
Jahid: InshaAllah!!
I'm hanging up. I'm going to pray ! I thank God for giving me two little angels!!
I will make food. 8 p.m. Jahid is not there yet, it is getting dark! So I worry so I tell Lamine to call her
Lamine: Where are you and what are you doing?
Jahid:....
Lamine: Come home quickly.
Jahid:....
Lamine: COME BACK NOW YOUR MOTHER, SHE'S STARTING TO FLIPPER. QUICK BEFORE I WORSHIP.
Jahid:....
Lamine: Yeah and get moving.
He hangs up.
Kheri': Dad why are you screaming?
Lamine: For nothing!
Khéri': Pffff
Me: Kheri' come Daddy he's pissed leave him!
Khéri': Mmmh
I take it, it helps me to set the table we eat. He still hasn't entered. I'm going to put my baby to bed. He still hasn't come back. I go to the bedroom with Lamine. I'm really starting to worry and it pisses Lamine off because I mustn't stress, it's not good for babies. I go to the living room to wait for him, Lamine joins me with a quilt.
Around 1 a.m., I crack, he doesn't answer the phone. It pissed Lamine off even more. That he repeats "I'm going to kill him"...
5 minutes later the door opens. As soon as he set foot in the living room Lamine took his shoe and threw it straight at Jahid's cheek.
Jahid: Ayeeee -weak-
Me: Lamiine!.
I go to turn on the light and this image shocked me. A guy who helps Jahid to walk and who is completely disfigured to him, bruises all over. I cried even worse. I go to him is speed and help him lay him down on the sofa
Me: Inalillah What happened?
The guy: I don't know, I found her on the floor like that. I offered him to go to the hospital several times but he told me "no my mother is waiting for me, she must be worried"! He asked me to bring him here so I took his car and came
Me: Naam thank you w'Allah.
Lamine went up to take trucks to treat him.
The guy: Good bah Salam 'Aleykûm!
Me: Hey where are you going to go at this time? And how ?
The guy guy: At home, well I'll call a friend.
Me: Mdr you too funny you will stay here tonight and tomorrow I leave you free!
The guy: No, it's good, I brought your son back to you.
Me:...
Lamine: -cuts me off- You'll sleep here today khlass it's useless to refuse she won't let you out of there.
He hands me the compress and the pchiipchii (disinfects him)
Me: Thank you. Jahid, Jahid?
Jahid: Mmmh -weak-
Me: Open your eyes son
Jahid: Mmmm
Me: Subhana Allah
I treat all his wounds while crying.
Lamine: Stop crying Aliyah you know very well that it's not good for the little ones and your health.
Me: But do you see what state he is in? Eh ?
Lamine: But stop it, it will heal Insha Allah
Me: Kheir Insha Allah
Lamine: What's your name?
Guy: Amir!
Lamine: It's okay, come on, I'll show you where you're going to sleep.
Guy: Thank you w'Allah
Us: No way!
He goes and I finish with Jahid.
Jahid: Yem... Jte... Swear
Me: Shuuu go get up I help you
Jahid: No...Let...let...
Me: No khlass go nood
I take it on my shoulder but Lamine comes to stop me directly.
Lamine: What are you doing here?
Me: Take him to his room.
Lamine: Mdr leave it there!
Me: Well why?
Lamine: Because 1 no abrupt gestures and 2 there is Amir in his room and 3 he deserves it
Me: But go crazy!
Lamine: Speak better Aliyah. I told him to frequent more people like that. But no sir did not want to listen to me well here is where it is.
Me: Pffff and you haven't frequented people like that.?
Lamine: And? He won't sleep there.
Me: Ok. Well, don't count on me to come and join you.
Lamine: Bah stay there.
He sizes himself in the bedroom. Pffff my faith. I put Jahid down and unfold the couch. I'll take a duvet.
Jahid: Go with him -weak-
Me no.
I sit next to him and cover us.
Jahid: Mma'
Me: Jahid tg and sleep. You're k.o.
Jahid: Good night!
Me: Thank you too!
He gives me a kiss on the forehead all the time!
[...]
It's hard to sleep since he's not next to me...
Jahid: Mma!
Me: No bass.
Jahid: Okay
After almost 30 minutes I slept.
- the next day -
I get woken up by Kheridine.
Kheri': Mama mama nod
Me: mmmm
Kheri': Go mama jouha
Me: Mddr yes yes!
I open my eyes and see that I am in my room.
Me: Who brought me back there?
Cheri': Dad!
Me: Annw! Come give me a kiss
He gives me lots of kisses. I look at the time and it's 10am. But isn't he at school?
Me: Well, don't you have to be at school?
Kheri': Dad said I'm not going. Because Jahid is sick!
Me: Annw.
I get up and we go downstairs. I find Jahid watching TV. I will sit next to him.
I'm alright ?
Jahid: Al Hamdûlilleh and you?
Me: Mmm. Can you explain to me?
Jahid: I was with some friends and when Dad called me I was going home but there's a guy he spoke badly about you, I worshiped myself, punched him and they all jumped on me.
Me: May God forgive them. Shouldn't Jahid, it's useless.
Jahid: But...
Me: No buts. God will punish them. The best response to an insult is to say nothing.
Jahid: Mmmh excuse Mma w'Allah. I was going to come but it went to hell.
Me: It's nothing... You no longer exceed 8 p.m. 9 p.m. max
Jahid: Naaam
I kiss him on the cheek and he moans a little. I look at his cheek and there's a big bruise
Me: Well, so he didn't miss you!
Jahid: Haha!
Me: Mdddr!
I go to the kitchen, get myself some food and go back with them
Jahid: Actually at the gynecologist?
Me: Well they are fine Al Hamdûlilleh!
Jahid: They?
Me: Yeah, I have twins! One girl one boy!!
Jahid: :o Juuuure?
Kheri': W'Allahiii!
Us: Mddddddddddr
Jahid: Mabrouk mama!
Me: Thanks!
Jahid: Kheri' the potato huh?! A Princess and a Footballer!
Kheri': Ouaiiih
Jahid: Go ahead chek chek chek!
They chek hands and dance mddddr k-sos. I finish eating and go join them. Something is missing... I think a little and aaaaah yes Amir.
Me: Oh stop Amir where is he?
...: The !
We all turn to him.
Me: Ahh Salam 'Aleykum!
Amir: Waleykum Salam!
I'm alright ? Slept well ?
Amir: Al Hamdûlilleh and you?
Me: Don't address me wesh I'm only 23 years old.
Amir: Sorry, I'm lost. Did you have Jahid at 5 years old?
Me: Mddddr forget it.
Jahid: Thank you khoya!
Amir: No way!! Thank you uuu
Me: Aliyah!
Amir: Aliyah! Thanks for tonight!
Me: Nothing!
Amir: Well, I'm back!
Me: Hey, do you want to go home on an empty stomach? Tshiiip sit there, I squeeze you and then I release you!!
Amir: Okeyyyy!
I go to the kitchen to eat it.
Amir: She's like that all the time!?
Jahid: Yeah mddddr!
Me: In k I hear you!
Them: Mdddr
Me: Tshiip
I squeeze again. I pass him and bring him some juice. I go and take my plate and settle down next to Kheridine.
Kheri': Mama again!?
Me: Mdddddr yes again.
Kheri': Ayaaaa vat is going to be like that -makes the big cheek-
me: like you
Kheri': Nooo I have an athletic body!
Me: No you're like that -do the same-
Kheri': Go tell Papa.
Me: Go tell your dad!
Kheri': -sticks her tongue out-
Me: I'm going to rip your tongue out you'll see
Kheri': -sulking-
The others: Hahahahaha
Me: Who told you to laugh?
They stopped right away
Amir: Mabrouk Aliyah
Me: Thank you
[...]
In short, night falls Amir he hasn't left yet mdddr too much of a comic this guy!! Lamine returns accompanied by my brothers.
Me: My men!!
Them: My wife!
Amir: Your men?
Me: I'm a polygamist you see!
Amir: Starghfullah
Me: Mdddddr it's my brothers!!!
Amir: Aaaaah!
Me: Mddddr I'm faithful huh!
Lamine: Interest
Me: Tshiiip same for you.
Lamine: I have the right to have four wives
Isma: The day you have your second wife you will be more alive!
Us: Mdddddr
Elyes: In short, zeh your twins and not even you come to tell us?
Me: I went to Mama's but you weren't there!
Djibril: Samahani Madam, I don't work anymore!
Me: I forgive you!
Isma: In short mabrouk my sister!
Me: Thank you!!
Djibril: Be careful huh! I want them healthy and beautiful!
Me: Insha Allah!!
Jahid comes down and when the boys see him. They are shocked
Isma: What happened here?
Djibril: Don't tell me that Aliyah...
Me: Noooo you're crazy
Elyes: Lamine?
Lamine: Never in my life. I added a bit of my Angry Dad touch but I didn't do anything to him.
Me: You bruised him anyway
Lamine: Well done.
Me: Tssss w'Allah you're pissing me off.
Isma: OH STOP. What was there?
Me: People he was dating insulted us so he fought with them. Amir found him like that on the ground and brought him home.
Elyes: And who is nobody?
Lamine: People not to associate with.
Djibril: First names?
Me: He doesn't know. Are you kids wow? It sucks nada to hit. What will it lead you to? To nothing.
Isma: Calm your hormones! It's only Djibril who spoke!
Me: You thought the same, especially him -Lamine-
Elyes: It's good, stop freaking out for nothing.
Amir: Criser eh??!
Lamine: No, but leave them at home, they're all inventing it, it's nonsense!!
My brothers: Eh tg ah!
Us: Mddddddddr
In short, we talked hataaaa. They even eat here!
Me: Ayaaaa Amir I forgot you!! Your mom must be worried wesh I snuck you home one night and one day!
Amir: Mdddr merlish!
Me: Merlish?!!! You will take him home in front of his buildings and if necessary, in front of his door. -to my brothers-
Elyes: Don't abuse it!
Me: Mddr no srx!
Djibril: Alright! Isma will accompany him!
Isma: And why me?
Djibril: Because you're the one driving so you go all the way.
Isma: I have Han bastard brothers!
Kheri': Ayaaaaa, Tonton Ismaël said big word!
Lamine: Speak better in front of my son, right?
Isma: In any case, he will learn outside!
Lamine: Bah doesn't do it at home and in front of him.
Isma: Cbon cbon it's a big one he won't repeat! Huh tier a great Kheridine?
Khéri': And yeah!
Djibril: Stop teasing him!
Us: Mdddddr
[...]
They left and took Amir with them. Everyone in their room. I'm still at odds with Lamine. I have the slab so I go down to see if there are Magnum ice creams and a Häagen-Dazs skin but there are none.
I go up to my room and face Lamine. Finally astride him. He doesn't even calculate me. I snatch his phone from his hand and put it between my breasts. He looks at me like do you think it does something to me? And this big pervert, he put his hand and went the sin mdddr and he didn't hesitate to take pleasure at the same time!! He has no modesty
Me: Ooh!
Lamine: What? You're my wife, I don't see how I should stop myself!
Me: Anyway baby?
Lamine: Aaah now...
I cut him off and kiss him because afterwards he's gonna talk hot!! He followed suit but he quickly stopped!!
Lamine: Mmmh what do you want?
Me: Mddr I want a skin of Häagen-Dazs and two Magnums stppp baby!!
Lamine: Isn't there in the fridge?
Me no !
Lamine: Wait until tomorrow then.
Me: Oh no sttttp
Lamine: Have you seen what time it is?
Me: Stpppp stppppp!
Laminate: No
Me: Your children won't like you, you'll see. You don't feed them and all
The mine:...
He doesn't even talk anymore, gets up, puts on shorts and a top and leaves. I'm texting Jahid to see if he's sleeping. He tells me no so I tell him to come and he comes and sits next to me.
Me: When will I find out who A is?
Jahid: It's Amina!
Me: :o Amina my cousin?
Jahid: Yes!
Me: Since when?
Jahid: For a long time.
Me: Ok. I'll go straight with you. If you ever plan to drop it, do it now. I don't want her to fall into a depression because of your face. I advise you to go and tell his brothers before he finds out from them. And you will wait until she is in her baccalaureate and you are posing in an apartment with a worker.
Jahid: Yes Mma'!!
Me: And tell me when you tell her brothers so I'll be at her house!
Jahid: Yes
Me: Brings a tear to his eye, see what I'm doing.
Jahid: Yeah mama!!!
I let him go back to his room and wait for Lamine! 30 min later he comes with a pack of Magnums and a skin of Häagen-Dazs!! I jump on him and we fall on the bed!
Me: Thanks baby you're the best!! -gives him lots of kisses-
Lamine: Mdddddr hold on bagra!
Me: Huum I'm not a bagra
Lamine: Hold on!
I take it and start eating. He takes a Magnum and eats! We talk at the same time and when I'm all done, I slept by her side!
- 3 months later -
Debriefing of his 3 months
Isma and Samia: They got married and Samia is pregnant.
Elyes: Ah khtob Alissia!! They are in marriage voice!
Djibril: In a relationship with Imen!! In voice to go the khtob!
Younes: He knocks the girls down mddddr.
Yemma: She's fine Al Hamdûlilleh!
My little cousins: Like they make girls fall!
Tata and uncle: It's okay Al Hamdûlilleh
Amina: Also!
Samir, Rania and Assia: Still there!!
Nassim, Yasmine and Ziad: Same
Souley, Neyla and Nassur: That's fine too!!
Yazid, Sarah and Khalti: Same!
Karim and Shaynez: They got married!
Jahid: It's ok with Amina!!
Kheridine: My baby is fine, he's growing fast!
Tigers: He's doing well huh. Still there and he now lives with us!
Lamine: Monsieur doesn't want me to move anymore, he's tender with me, he does everything I want. I love my man
And the best for the end !!
Moii: Well it's okay Al Hamdûlilleh I'm 8 months old! I have a big belly ! My babies are doing well Al Hamdûlilleh!
End of debriefing!
-With Lamine in the living room-
Me Baby ?
Lamine: Hmmm?
Me: Am I fat?
Lamine: Not even.
Me: Stop lying.
Lamine: Well it's true that you took breasts, ass and hips after nothing has changed.
Me: Swear?
Lamine: W'Allah
I smile and touch my stomach. Suddenly I feel the babies move!
Me: Lamine touch touch they move!
He touches my big bidou and caresses it. One of them kicks me
Lamine: That's my daughter who will box all the guys who approach her!
Me: Or ptt my son who will box the guys who approach my daughter!
Lamine: Yeah!!!
I get up to go to the bathroom when...
To be continued