3 I SEE HOARDES OF GREEN BIG ONES TOO ohhh shit!

I proceeded to get close to her when I saw a puddle did she piss her self am I that scary I know I have a body that only fucked up people would like but man that just being overly dramatic I then sat down and picked up a nearby stick.

shockingly because I have no fingers but it's Minecraft logic so fu#* it I then write hello the girl finally snapping out of her shock then says this who are you what.

are you and what do you want from me wow take it easy I write as i move one of my arms in a calming jester and she calms down It's big brain time I'm a warden something that is unnatural and I'm one of a kind and I just wanted to.

save you because your a damsill in distress as I took a closer look well shit she's a elf never thought this would happen but guess I'll just go with the flow.

Thank you but do you have a name and you can understand me should I use my name system no it's old as fu*# and I don't like it plus it's from your past life so it's better you change it yourself or let the girl name you because I read your memories and you have very bad naming sense so bad it makes.

Forging a sword with wet noodles look easy oh screw you it's not that bad oh like how you name your pet cat fartnadoe or your dog destroyer in Minecraft Which is a name that sounds like it came from Xbox live or 360 let's stop talking I'm getting depressed 😔 with this crap.

No I don't have a name and yes I understand you do want me to name you yeah go for it I wrote well I'll name you zexel not bad it's a good name for me.

Well tell what are you in for huh my so called friends abandoned me pricks took my guns and armor then shot me in my leg and left me to die why would such assholes like that do this to you because they wanted my money and knew no one cared about me also to gain favor with the holy faction.

Who is this faction it's a super racist faction that believes humans are supreme and all races should be used as nothing but tools which is why they are hated by almost all races except 5 and are hated by 10 factions also all of the holy faction high rank members are kos but that's very hard to do when they're big power houses.

That's not good that's mean if they find anything about me everyone of those assholes are gonna put themselves far up my ass just to get rid of me I thought to my self what's your name sorry I didn't mention earlier oh it's Lisa well Lisa don't you have anywhere to go like a elf civilization since you are a elf.

Sadly no I was raised by my so called human parents when my biological parents went missing nobody know what happened but to make matters worse any elf raised by human parents are considered half elves regardless biological or not if not for the half blood rights rule than half elves would been given hell god I hate my foster parents with all the shit they put me through.

Wow you got it rough I wrote in the dirt this is my 4 stick I had to replace no wonder why people preferred pencils this shits annoying! it's like trying to draw a flower with a ice pick I'm being exaggerated well enough writing in the dirt how about we leave I'll carry you because I doubt you can walk that shit off.

Oh thanks your welcome I wrote as I then picked her up she wasn't scared anymore well lets get going i thought one problem I looked at her she looked at me we were in a situation I CANT SPEAK AND DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO well we can go somewhere to settle down as if understanding my technical difficulties said ok I thought as I then headed in a random direction system show me my status and can put me in ap of course here you go

Status name zexel

Lv 1 85/200

[Head hP 100]

[Torso hP 100]

[Arms hP 100 atk 20]

[Legs hp 100 speed 30]

[Armour 50]

Soul power 42

Enhancement points 5

Skills

regeneration lv 1

warden roar lv 1

warden scream lv 1

soul shield 🛡️ lv 1

Alright I'll put these points to good use I'll put 2 in atk 1 in armor 2 in head hP

[arms hP 100 atk 20+5+5→ 30]

[armor 50+30→80]

[head hP 100+50+50→ 200]

So I get different increases in stats that's really broken but what am I supposed to do and plus this mean I get to kick ass better.

Alright stop the AP and let me take control again zexel said ok do note I found a cave with a lake near by it's also turning dark and I detected more goblins and I believe they're heading this way well I guess this lets me bring out my powers of broken physics and cringy one liners like you want a one or two ass whooping but first let me put Lisa down next to the cave entrance her leg was healing well thanks to bullshit healing factor.

I wrote on the ground we got couple of retarded goblins going on a suicide mission headed this way go into the cave and try your best to hide and when I'm done picking off these game design rejects you washing yourself off by the lake because you smell like piss ok fine but you didn't have to say it like that you ass hat but thanks for telling me and be safe.

And with that she went into the deep well time to get a stomping as I ran to where the goblins are at when I got there my non existent eyes went wide as what I saw wasn't 5 but behold it was fu*#* 30 goblins what the hell system this ain't no few this is a ARMY! I screamed at the system oh shut your fu*#$ mouth you need a job and a shop along with some lv up so you don't get the floor wiped with your blocky ass now get in there and don't get out until they're all dead and plus 10 are lv 2 and the rest are lv 1 and also this is like 2/10 of the actual hoarde well lets get in it I said as I start sneaking up on my victims when I see a big one well well well if it ain't the discount version of shrek now there 31 but enough let's get in.

I see them split into 3 team team faggot team cunt and team reject since team reject had the hob goblin in it they each went they're separate ways I followed team faggot as it went towards the lake not near the cave I made sure the others weren't heading to the cave the group I was following was what seem to be hunting for food everything was going fine until the warden nation attacked I ambushed the team since it was far enough from they're inbred brethren I jumped at one of the gobs hitting in in the head ding! lv 1 goblin killed 20 exp plus one enhancement point and core and 4 sp now let's get piping.

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