When Ironwood and Lena arrived at the place where hey would have the meeting, Lena saw that there was someone else in the room, a white haired, old ass man with a toothbrush mustache.
"God you're ugly!!" Lena exclaimed in surprise, making Ironwood look at her in shock, "But like... You smell like Weiss, don't tell me you're related to her? How is that possible?" She asked, seeing this as completely impossible.
This comment made Ironwood facepalm and the man to look at her in shock, "I'm not sure if I should feel sorry for you... Or awed that you managed to get a hater from another world just by existing..." Ironwood told the man.
The man expression changed to an angry one, "You little! Do you know who you're talking to!?" He questioned her audacity.
This question didn't have an immediate reply, as Lena just looked at him, thinking of names that the man could possibly have, "...Mister Molar?" She replied questioningly, making the man blank, "Willy Whiskers?" She tried again, and time Ironwood burst out laughing.
"I'm Jacques Schnee you ignorant animal!" The man exclaimed, causing Ironwood to stop laughing and facepalm.
At the comment, Lena got offended, "Who are you calling ignorant you malformed nullity!" She insulted back surprising Jacques and Ironwood, "Seriously! I know you're not talking with that wanna be toothbrush mustache!" She added, making Jacques touch said facial hair, "FUCK! You look like a Q-tip!" Lena continued, Jacques was going to retort, but Lena kept going, "And I don't mean to say you're gay! I mean you actually look like a fucking Q-tip! Deadass!" She emphasized.
Seeing as Jacques seemingly lost fifty years of his life hearing this rant, Ironwood decided to intervene, "Okay! Enough abusing the elderly!" He said, gaining Lena's attention, "I wanted to ask you about things from your world, like the creatures and materials." He explained.
Lena tilted her head in confusion, "You got me here for this?" She asked, "You could have gone to the Hunter's Guild library." She pointed out.
"Library?" Ironwood repeated in surprise, "That makes things a whole lot easier." He commented, "Since we have a stable source of information, I guess you can be on your way, sorry for bothering you Lena." He apologized, giving a side glance at Jacques.
Seeing as this was an opportunity to leave, Lena got up and headed for the door, "One thing, for what you need, the Encyclopedia of the Meseri is pretty useless." she informed.
Ironwood looked at Lena in confusion, "Why? Learning about these Meseri sounds important." He pointed out.
"You don't know what Meseri are?" Lena asked in equal confusion, "Wait... You guys are Meseri-Arachnids right?" She questioned, realizing they're missing the holes on the sides of their heads.
This question only brought more confusion, "I don't know what a Meseri-Arachnid is, we're humans, pure and clean." Jacques said with an air of superiority.
Lena scratched the back of her head, "Must be native to this world..." She realized, "So what makes you guys the dominant species here?" She asked curiously while sitting back down, "Do you have claws?" She considered outloud, "Venom? You shoot webs?" She said other options trying to guess it right.
"No, Faunus are the ones who have those things." Ironwood replied, looking at Lena calmly, while Jacques looked disgusted at the mere mention of Faunus.
Hearing this made Lena shrug, "Okay, can you see in the dark then? Or incredibly good hearing or something?" She asked, trying to at least save her for now good opinion on humans.
Ironwood sweatdropped, while Jacques seemed just a little bit irked, "No, Faunus are still the ones who have those..." Ironwood replied.
Once again, Lena's opinion of humans got a bit worse, "I see... I'm guessing the Faunus are your leaders then?" She questioned, seeing this as the only option now.
Jacques scoffed at the notion, "Even just the idea that those filthy animals would be capable of leading anything is laughable, they know their place as inferior crea-" He was smugly talking, but Lena screamed in frustration.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?" She yelled, "No claws! No venom! No webs! No night vision! Your hearing is also clearly shit cause you missed all the points in favor of Faunus being infinitely superior!" She pointed out, "How the fuck are you not extinct!? You're biologically inferior in any conceivable way! And YOU consider yourself superior to those that have all the natural advantages!?" She exclaimed, her look demanding an answer.
This outburst made both men unable to reply, especially considering that dduring certain words, Lena's teeth jutted out like an insect's mandibles, "No answer? Really?" She asked disappointed, "Hmph! If you're done talking smack, I got a commission to report, I'm already late." She excused herself before going out of the office.
As this whole meeting fell apart, Jacques was about to make some smartass remark, but Ironwood stopped him with an angered look, "Not. One. Word. Q-tip." He warned, insulting the CEO just like Lena did.
Hunter's Guild.
After somehow finding the place again, Team RWBY managed to get Team JNPR to the Hunter's Guild to show them around1.
"This place looks very interesting." Ren commented looking around the building, "You said this is some kind of base of operation for the hunters?" He asked Weiss.
The Heiress made a so so motion with her hand, "It's more of a place where people can basically hire hunters to deal with beasts." She explained simply.
Ren nodded, while Nora went over to a blackboard that had a menu written on it, "Hey these foods look pretty interesting!" She informed the others, "Should we order something?" She suggested.
Team RWBY, remembering that the last time they were there, they saw what Lena ordered, they were a bit hesitant, "I'm not sure that's a good idea..." Blake replied, "Also I doubt they'll take lien for payment." She informed.
As they were wondering whether to order and how they would pay for it, Lena entered the Guild, "Oh hey you're back here!" She exclaimed, seeing the four she met earlier.
Turning to look at Lena, Ruby ran up to her, "Hey Lena! You're already done with your commission?" She asked curiously.
"Yeah, the Mammoteske went in your world and caused quite a bit of problems." She explained pulling the crystal containing said Beast out of her pocket.
Hearing that it went to their world, Yang couldn't help, but ask "Is that what the attack at th SDC mine was?"
Lena shrugged at that, "I think that was the place..." She replied unsure and then noticed the other Team, "Are they your friends?" She asked.
"Nice to meet you! I'm Pyrrha, this is our leader Jaune, and these are Ren and Nora." She introduced quicky.
The Meseri-Arachnid gave a small bow, "I'm Lena, Genocide Rank hunter." She introduced herself, "I was going to have lunch after reporting the commission, would you like to join?" She offered.
Hearing that made Nora get excited, but Team RWBY looked skeptical, "Don't worry, that was part of the Meseri-Arachnid menu, there is stuff that's more appetizing." She reassured.
"Well... If you're offering it would be rude to refuse." Ren thought outloud, "i don't see why not." He accepted along with the rest of his team.
Seeing as Team JNPR were taking the offer, they decided to accept too, "Do you have any suggestions?" Blake asked as they went to take a seat at a table.
"Anything is good really, I'll have few glasses of wine though..." Lena replied, "You know... Just Weiss's father making me lose faith in your race..." She xplained the reaon for wanting alcohol.
Weiss facepalmed in shame, "I'm so sorry you had to meet him." she apologized, "What did he say exactly?" She asked.
Lena chuckled at the question, "Do I have a story to tell you!" She replied with a clear irk in her voice.
If you readers want to, feel free to leave questions for the charactes, to have a chance to have an insight of their thoughts. (The answers will be given by the characters themselves, meaning when replying I will write like this, Weiss: [Insert Reply Here])