Rebirth

In South Georgia we can see a male working on a farm. It will be fun they said it's super easy they said well fuck they this shit isn't easy I got to get up at 6:00 in the fucking morning just to get some damn eggs this is so unfair why do I inherit the farm.''hooooonk'' fuck is that and when I look up i see truck-kun oh shi

Y/n-what the hell happened

R.o.b- well u died by truck -kun

Y/n- what

R.o.b- well like I said

Y/n- I heard what you said I'm in shock that I died to truck-kun so am I getting reincarnated ?

R.o.b- yes you do

Y/n- YES hahaha I'm getting reincarnated

R.o.b- so you're getting three wishes nothing more nothing less so hit me with your best shot

Y/n- three wishes huh can I get a few

minutes to think

R.o.b- fine you can oh let me introduce myself

Y/n- wait let me guess you're either god or a random otherworldly being

R.o.b- ahhh your correct

Y/n- so you're god

R.o.b- no I'm a r.o.b forget that are you done thinking

Y/n- yes I am what I want is bans immortality, escanors grace, and meliodas demonic power with a twist

R.o.b- ok so what's the twist

Y/n- the twist is it's just like escanors grace but is at night instead

R.o.b- hmmm never heard of them before but to make it interesting there is a restriction

Y/n- what why

R.o.b- like I said to make it interesting

Y/n- uh fine

R.o.b- don't get mad because you have a power up

Y/n- ohhh so what is it

R.o.b- hahaha figure it out yourself

Any way choose your looks,your background,and your battle outfit,and a weapon that is soul bound

Y/n- okay for my appearance I would like to look like meliodas when he is a adult. My background is that I'm fifty percent demon and fifty percent angel in simpler terms a nephilim with no parents, for my battle outfit I want the clothes of meliodas demon king form, the weapon is the great sword used by meliodas

R.o.b-they are all doable but since you already used your three wishes you are not getting the abilities of a nephilim just the dna recognition and the ability to fly

Y/n- oh well pickers can't be choosers also can you make me the same age as black widow

R.o.b- sure, so are you ready also I'm going to throw in your memories he says with a smirk

Y/n- oh thank you god or should I say r.o.b but thanks and I'm ready to start

R.o.b- also as a repercussion I get to kick you in the nuts

R.o.b- huh wait a minute 'bonk' ahhhhhhhhh my dick oh my dick my dick my dick he says while rolling around you fucker I hope that you **** **************************************************** and that's 10 reasons why you are a bitch

R.o.b- also you cannot have kids it's a curse but don't worry you still will have a dick

Y/n-ok I wasn't having a kid anyway

R.o.b- ok now get out my face

Y/n- how

R.o.b- the door behind you

Y/n- oh (walks off)

———in a orphanage ———-

Y/n- huh where (remembers what happened ) oh so it was real huh that fucking r.o.b kicked me in the nuts (sighed) ok let's see in this world my name is meliodas no last name so that means I'm a orphan that resides in I don't know why oh I see now they are working for hydra and they do experiments on us huh that's...neat ( takes a deep breath) what the fuck r.o.b

10 minutes later

Meliodas-and that's why your a shit turd (feels a piece of paper in his pocket)

Dear friend

I had to put you in that fucked up position to give you a alibi for your powers also readers author San told me to tell y'all that he's going to be called meliodas or meli for short now

Meliodas-ok I can deal with that but when I get my powers I'm going to blow everything up that I promise anyway if I remember correctly he gave me something I need to figure that out even before that I got to get my body in shape to carry the work load of my powers so let's drop to the floor and do some push-ups ,sit-ups , jumping jacks, and shadow boxing. A hundred of each

Let's do this

After workout

Meli-I-pant-will-never-pant-do that-pant -again but I probably will scratch that I will any way I'm going back to sleep

In the morning

Caretaker-wake up you worthless piece of shits it's experiment time hahahahaha

Next time on dragon ball-oh never mind marvel:the grace of dark and light