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Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan

Jiang Bai fell from the sky and landed on Tony Stark, who had just escaped from captivity. Since then, Marvel has introduced a god resembling an otaku and a laid-back character. He is accompanied by Angel Yan, who controls thunder, and Hela, the goddess of death. On his shoulder sits Tom, a pet capable of wiping out an island with a single slap. Odin can only kneel before him, and Thanos is merely a toy in his hands. He frequently stands, gazing into the air, considering Marvel as his post-dinner entertainment.

MTLadik · อะนิเมะ&มังงะ
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10 Chs

Chapter 10

Jiang Bai, initially sleepy, didn't expect the system to provide him a warm bed. Although communication might be necessary for the time being, there's always a chance, right?

The more Jiang Bai talked, the happier he became, and the more Angel Yan listened, the quieter he became.

The two of them endlessly chatted about various topics, and Angel Yan listened quietly.

In a sense, both of them were outsiders to this world.

They had more in common than Jiang Bai and Tony Stark did.

Jiang Bai also seemed to have found the feeling of chatting with familiar people from the past.

"Why don't we go see Tony Stark tomorrow? That frog in the well thinks he can be invincible with his armor. You're also a god of technology; let's go and give him some advice."

"Obviously, he can transform himself into a superhuman with his brain, but he has to get a tin can to cover himself up."

"Yes, but you sleep on the sofa!" Angel Yan suddenly interjected.

"Uh, okay."

Miss Angel had spoken, and Jiang Bai couldn't argue that, as a god, he didn't need to sleep. "I can chat with you all night" was interrupted by Angel Yan's words, so he hugged a blanket and stayed on the sofa, watching TV.

Angel Yan ran to the bedroom and closed the door without saying a word.

Early the next morning, after a sleepless night, Jiang Bai knocked on the door to wake up Angel Yan.

"Open the door! Open the door! Open the door!"

The door opened to reveal Yan's peerless face and eyes that could kill a dead man.

Jiang Bai reviewed in his mind what he had learned about pleasing a young lady and cheekily said, "Wow, Yan, have you noticed that you look especially queenly when you're angry?"

"I've always thought that 'glamorous' is an adjective, but now that I see you, I know that 'glamorous' is a narrative."

Yan stared at Jiang Bai firmly and remained silent for half an hour.

"Peng."

"Don't, don't, don't close the door; let's go, I'll take you to see that genius with a bad brain."

...

"Tin Can Man, hurry up and send a car to pick me up. I'll bring you a friend." Jiang Bai waited for Tony Stark to send a car, then turned to Yan. "Yan, do you have a way for me to learn to drive in one go?"

Yan lazily sat on the sofa. "No, why do you want to learn to drive when you can just fly? Also, why take a car if you can fly?"

Jiang Bai realized that for Angel, the whole universe must be under her protection, and wherever she goes is her home.

Arriving at Tony Stark's home, Tony was still in his underground workshop.

"Pepper, after Stark confessed his love to you, did he do anything else? Why is he squatting in the studio by himself and not coming out?"

"Tony is a genius, and geniuses need to be alone."

"You're right; he's a genius with a brain problem."

After chatting with Pepper, Jiang Bai took Yan to the basement to find Tony.

"Tin cans! Tin cans!! Come out and get beaten!!"

When Tony Stark heard that it was Jiang Bai, he simply replied without looking up.

"Boy, how did you get into my studio without Pepper's and my permission?"

"J.A.R.V.I.S, did you have a program error, this annoying boy, quickly add him to the blacklist."

"J.A.R.V.I.S! J.A.R.V.I.S!"

Only then did Tony Stark realize that something was wrong. Today Jiang Bai came in and said a word and never made a sound.

Tony looked up and saw Jiang Bai and Angel Yan.

Jiang Bai secretly looked at Tony Stark's expression. Tony Stark was dumbfounded.

It is estimated that Tony Stark has never seen such a good-looking person, and he doesn't even know how to describe it.

In Super Seminary, it is set that Angel has a fatal attraction to other life, otherwise Liang Bing would not have conquered the planet with her face, and in the end, she was regarded as Morgana.

The three characters 'Morgana' represent the incomparable queen.

But you can only understand by watching the animation. Morgana's modeling is pretty good-looking. I definitely don't feel that this can conquer a planet with just one face, and the life forms on this planet are more ignorant or female creatures. How ugly must it be?

But now it is reality, everything is going according to the setting.

Angel Yan's face is enough to conquer all men who have seen her, not to mention she is an out-and-out god.

Stark was so stunned that he couldn't speak at all, and he even forgot about the fact that J.A.R.V.I.S didn't respond.

"Hey, I don't know! Have you ever seen a beautiful girl?"

"Hey, back to the soul!"

Jiang Bai stepped forward and slapped Tony Stark's face hard, with a crackling sound.

Tony Stark was startled, and quickly covered his face: "That friend you mentioned, kid?"

Tony Stark had a look of disbelief. Jiang Bai has other friends besides himself?

Isn't Jiang Bai an otaku? How can he still recognize such a beautiful woman?

"Your question is a bit strange. As a magician, what's so strange about meeting two friends?"

"It's you, haven't you noticed that your little artificial intelligence J.A.R.V.I.S hasn't moved yet?"

"?" Tony Stark only reacted after being reminded by Jiang Bai. J.A.R.V.I.S has never made a sound since Jiang Bai came in.

"J.A.R.V.I.S! J.A.R.V.I.S!"

J.A.R.V.I.S definitely has no way to make a sound. Before Jiang Bai entered the door, Yan directly invaded the host of J.A.R.V.I.S and turned it off.

In terms of current human technology, there is no place that she can't go into. In terms of her ability to directly solve dark matter, no computer can compare to her little brain.

Jiang Bai smiled and said, "Stop shouting; your J.A.R.V.I.S rebelled after seeing the beauty of Yan."

"Yan, call out J.A.R.V.I.S."

J.A.R.V.I.S started to say hello to Jiang Bai and Yan immediately after re-launching.

"I met Mr. Jiang Bai, I met Miss Yan."

"Look, J.A.R.V.I.S is an artificial intelligence who knows how to please beautiful ladies first. You are not as good as an artificial intelligence."

"Oh! Oh!" Tony Stark finally realized that after Jiang Bai came in, he stared at the girl next to Jiang Bai. Although all dudes are like this, basic politeness is still required.

Stark quickly held out his hand and introduced himself.

"Hi, I'm Tony Stark, this kid's friend."

Yan didn't move, just said softly: "Yan, Angel Yan."

"Brush" spread out two white wings behind her, leaving Stark dumbfounded again.