Chapter 118: First Floor?

"HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK ROSELLE HAHAHA *COUGH* *COUGH*" Adryan laughed so hard he started coughing.

Laughing tears fell from his eyes.

Of all the things he thought could be written in the diary this was definitely not one of those things.

"I knew he was a player but to know he was played like that!!"

"Oh, the irony Roselle!"

"You thought you could blow the mind of the wife but in the end the one who was 'blowed' was you!!"

"And by the husband!!"

An image began to form in his head.

Roselle's horrified mustachioed face looking at the man that had his 'little friend' in his mouth. As Roselle's skin turned white as paper, the man took 'little Roselle' out of his mouth with a POP and said.

"You came from a man's mouth~"

His laughter turned lunatic and he even fell to his knees and started punching the ground while holding his stomach.

"Oh crap. Klein has to read this! This is better than <The taste of Demoness isn't bad>!!"

He could already imagine how Klein would have to have the biggest battle of his life to control his expression!

How he wished he could read minds to know what Klein's thoughts would be!!

Although he wanted to continue to mock the Great Emperor and his not-so-heterosexual experience, Adryan knew that he could not stay long in the City of Calamities.

He couldn't stay at the Bar because his worm wife might find out that he wasn't working for the boss but was enjoying the gossip of the old men.

So with a heavy heart, he had to turn the page.

**

_August 7th_

Young Beatrice grew up to be a very beautiful woman. She was about 18 years old the last time I saw her.

It's been years since I saw her so seeing how she's changed makes me very happy.

_August 9_

I'm honestly speechless.

Today I attended another of those annoying parties of those damned nobles.

I was planning to talk to Ameliee to try to hang out with her, she may have a weird obsession with candles but that woman is really wonderful.

But before I could get close to that beautiful blonde woman, Young Beatrice cut me off and we started talking.

I didn't sleep with her, I watched her grow up. I'm not that wicked.

This is one of the few times I have had a good time at a party without sleeping with at least one of the women. 3 to be exact, but who's keeping score?

_ August 12_

Beatrice showed me that she is already a woman and very passionate about it.

**

"I expected this but seriously you are really shameless"

The Emperor demonstrated his skill again.

"At least he still has a bit of morality" he said thinking that at least Roselle had met the girl when she was 18.

Shaking his head, he grabbed another page and began to read.

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_ April 3_

Today I have met a woman straight as a board.

Her name is Ameliee and despite the fact that she is sexy, her personality is too serious and flat. She's not my type.

_April 4_

For whoever is reading this.

I've been outclassed and I'm not ashamed in the least.

I finally met my superior and it turned out to be Ameliee.

I have no idea how it happened but for a moment we went from talking about the weather to me being handcuffed, gagged and she on top of me with a whip and a black leather corset.

It turns out that Ameliee's straight-laced personality is just a facade and she's actually a Master Dominatrix.

I never thought that I would be dominated in such a hard way, that I would enjoy it so much, and that I would like tight leather and candle wax.

You learn new things about yourself every day.

**

"..."

"Roselle is the bottom? And he liked it?

Another image began to form in his mind.

A gagged and handcuffed Roselle to the bed was looking at a woman clad in tight leather. The woman was giving him insults and beatings with a whip that made Roselle tremble.

"That's something I didn't expect to read…"

"I don't see Roselle accepting this but I wonder if he ended up taking her from behind at some point?" Adryan murmured with a short laugh.

"This diary is connected to the previous one..."

Shaking his head, Adryan turned to the next page.

**

_January 27_

I found out that this new body is allergic to shrimp.

I am sequence 9 and an allergic reaction almost killed me.

How is it possible that the Protagonist of this Era dies in such a humiliating way!!

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_June 4_

Not much to say about today just mentioning that Ameliee is still as dominant as ever.

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_July 6_

Today I had horrible diarrhea.

Good thing I invented the toilet since not even in my nightmares do I plan to sit in those prison seats.

But the toilet paper is still shit....

Hehe got it?

**

"These pages must be from his first years in this world. It seems that he didn't always go from bed to bed but from diarrhea to diarrhea...."

Adryan sighed, a little disappointed. He hoped that he might get some useful information from Roselle's diaries but that would be more difficult than he thought.

Shaking his head, he now began to read the last 3 pages of the Diary.

**

_December 2_

I returned to the Tower.

This time I plan to beat the first floor!

I came armed to the teeth with potions, charms, and artifacts!!

I will not lose again in such a humiliating way!!!!

Whoever created this had to be crazy!

How come the difficulty of the first floor is so great?!

What sense does that make?!

Did Hidetaka Miyazaki also reincarnate in this world and decide to bring Dark Souls to life?!

No matter how many times I analyze it, I can't understand even the smallest stone in this Tower!!

And the method to enter is still as annoying as ever!

It's too random!!!

I finally understand how the people trapped in Aincrad must have felt. But at least they knew how many floors they had to climb, this Tower does not give any information on how many floors it has!

At least the rewards are very good...

**

Adryan's eyes widened in surprise.

A chill ran up his spine and he felt an emptiness in his stomach...

"Tower? First Floor? Aincrad?

What the fuck are you talking about Roselle?!!

This is not SAO!" Adryan gripped this page of the Diary tightly.

"This wasn't mentioned in Klein's story!"

"Something as rare as this Tower would definitely be mentioned so why!!"

"Did something change?"

"Did history change?"

The chill intensified and Adryan put a hand to his face, covering his eyes.

"This doesn't make sense..." he muttered in disbelief.

He was very affected so closing his eyes he went into a Cogitation state.

Slowly his emotions calmed down and he was able to open his eyes with a colder but still disturbed mind.

The first thing he saw when he opened his eyes was the city covered in yellowish smoke and the fire soldiers patrolling in the distance.

This made the same thought he had when he first appeared here come back.

"The City of Calamities is not on the seal that covers the Western Continent as it should be in the original story..." the hollow feeling in his stomach had grown stronger and he swallowed.

He already knew that history had changed to some extent.

Changes that he is unaware of and how they affect his present.

When he discovered that he had the City of Calamities, he thought that history had changed in an exaggerated way and that nothing would be the same.

But when he spent more time here he noticed that everything followed the course it should follow.

That is why he thought that the changes reached that far, without affecting what was important.

He was wrong.

He quickly turned the page hoping the next one would be a continuation.

**

_ March 3rd_

Last night I had too much to drink and I woke up in my bathroom with a parrot and a raccoon in the tub.

I have no idea where they came from.

**

"Of course" Adryan said defeated.

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Only this chapter for today 14/04