Twenty minutes later found Yarden walking through the streets of Axel once again, a huge, jingling money bag attached to his side and lacking the stupid stacked blonde on his shoulder.
No, he did not sell her to some horny miscreants and pimp her out, though she'd probably get off on that. Not that she'd be able to feel much from any of the beta males around Axel after she was gaped by a fat Scottish cock and dicked into until her eyes rolled up into the back of her head, but still.
Nope, this was all his 'hard' earned cash from making loads of new toad friends, who graciously donated their lives to become his experience and live within his soul forever.
Such good friends they were.
The bag currently had five hundred and twenty thousand Eris within it. He'd just rented a room for the night in the adventurers guild, apparently they doubled as a hotel for adventurers as well, but were a bit more expensive.
Feh, it was only five thousand extra, what scrub wouldn't shell out that for the benefits it provided? He was literally in the place where he could pick up his missions, no trek through Axel needed, and full time access to Luna.
She'd giggled quite nicely when he told her that was his reason for choosing to stay in the guild.
As for Darkness? He just tossed her in the room he'd paid for, on the lovely double bed and told her to be ready for when he got back, because he wasn't done with her slutty pussy yet.
Right now, his destination was a local magic shop. He had a promise to go through on, in regards to Darkness, but there was no tattoo parlour's in Axel apparently. But, according to Luna, the local magic item shop may have something that could work, and happily provided him directions.
It didn't take him long to reach his destination, and there was a jingle from the door as he entered.
He paused almost immediately as he entered, "O-oh, a customer, welcome!" a woman behind the counter at the end of the room greeted him with a startled jump.
And my goddess Aqua above, what a woman!
She was a pretty brunette with creamy pale skin, and long brown fluffy hair, a demure expression on her face and warm hazel chocolate eyes. And clad in a thick, purple robe that covered everything.
Yet hid nothing, especially the absolutely huge, massive pair of knockers he found himself staring at gobsmacked, stretching out the front of her thick robes deliciously.
What the fuck was up with this place? Practically everywhere he looked, there was a completely stacked, gorgeous girl, with no man in sight to try and ward him off.
Yarden closed the door behind him and smiled pleasantly at her, "Heya, I'm Yarden, Yarden Odhar," he introduced himself, walking over to voluptuous robe clad brunette, "Is this Wiz's magic shop?" he asked, ignoring the various knick knacks he could see spread out over various shelves.
"Y-yes, this is there!" she nodded vigorously, very eager to please it seemed, "Welcome to my shop!"
"So that makes you Wiz?" he asked, eyebrow raising, odd name for a girl, but, he wasn't one to judge people.
Much.
Well, that was a lie. He judged and mocked people a lot, because he was an arrogant asshole, but it was all in good fun.
For him.
"That's me, yes, nice to meet you," she bowed demurely, before standing back up, "How can I help you?" she asked, pleasantly.
"I'm looking for a specific magic item," he replied, "Kind of like a stamp, but will work on skin, and be permanent, like a tattoo, and let me pick the design."
"Hmm… I do have something like that," Wiz nodded, before grimacing, "But, there's a bit of a problem with it."
"A problem?" his eyebrow rose in question.
"Yes, see…it takes quite a bit of magic power to use, so usually only wizard classes can use it normally, and only at a high level," she explained, "…And on top of that, it kind of glows in the dark? So for adventurers who are always in dark places like dungeons or trying to ambush monsters, it's a big disadvantage."
She scratched her chin, "Plus…this is a beginner adventurer town and it's kind of expensive." she mumbled, though he heard it easily thanks to his enhanced senses.
"How much?" Yarden asked. Honestly, it wasn't exactly a big draw back, it wasn't going on him after all.
It was for branding his property, his hoard.
"Em…f-fifty thousand eris." Wiz ducked her head to avoid his gaze as she stuttered out the price, looking very embarrassed.
He did almost wince. That, was quite steep for this place. He understood now why she said it was expensive. Going by how impressed Luna was by him earlier, and by Darkness actually believing a level twenty was something special, it was clear that someone like him, chad striding through the masses and being a badass in general, was quite rare.
So of course they'd balk at having to pay fifty thousand eris, for basically a stamp machine.
"That's fine." Yarden shrugged, good thing he wasn't like them then now, wasn't it?
He was no mere pansy adventurer. He was not even some measly little dragon. He was a Scottish Dragon Dragoon! He wasn't held down by the same weak ass limitations as them.
"Y-you will!?" Wiz's head snapped up and she stared at him wide eyed. When he nodded, she jumped into action and ran through the door behind the desk she was behind and he heard the sounds of various items being moved around.
About a minute later, she returned, panting and red faced and carrying out what looked like a simple stamper, "Here we are, all you need to do is feed your magic power into it, if you have enough and think of the kind of image you want it to stamp when you do." she explained, placing it on the table in front of him.
"It shouldn't be a problem, I just started as an adventurer today, but I'm already level eleven and I've got a pretty powerful class and a ton of magic power." Yarden thanked her, and began counting out fifty thousand eris from his money pouch."Oh wow, that's impressive!" Wiz beamed at him, before gulping as she watched the coins pile up on the table.
Then her eyes went wide and she trembled as he pushed the stack of coins over to her, "Here you go." Yarden said, and picked up the stamper, tossing it in the pouch alongside his coins for now.
Wiz suddenly sniffled, and Yarden was struck dumb as he watched tears begin to bud in her eyes, "H-hey, what's wrong?!" he stuttered himself.
"This…this is my first sale ever, nobody else has bought anything before!" she sniffled with teary eyes, before surprising him by literally leaping over the table in one impressive smooth motion and sweeping him up into a hug, "Thaannnk yooooou!" she wept.
Confused as he was by it all, Yarden was not going to complain when he suddenly found his face pressed between her massive tits.
"There…there." he awkwardly pat her on the back, while enjoying the cushiony, squishy softness his face was sunk between.
Wiz suddenly realised what she was doing and separated from him with a yelp, "Ah...I'm so sorry!" she bowed deeply and apologised profusely, her huge tits bouncing beneath as she did.
Holy fucking Aqua's fat round arse.
Yarden swallowed his desire to jump her, "It's fine," he waved her off, "I get it, you were just happy, I'm not bothered, trust me, not at all." he assured her.
"Ah, you're so kind," Wiz smiled warmly at him as she stood back up, wiping her tears away.
He was quite kind wasn't he?
"Though, you should be careful with stuff like that in the future," Yarden pointed out, then grinned flirtatiously, "A pretty lady like you getting all touchy feely? You might give me the wrong idea."
"Y-you're just saying that," Wiz cupped her suddenly warm cheeks, "I'm not all that pretty at all."
His raging hard cock begged to differ. It was lucky he trapped it between his legs before it rose, or she'd be getting a full view of it tenting out his crotch like the goddess arse slaying spear that it was.
But, the Darkness approach definitely wouldn't work here, all his formidable instincts told him that.
"I beg to differ," he shrugged, "In fact, how about we get to know each other?" this wasn't a modern world despite appearances and such, so dating probably wasn't a thing here.
"Know each other how?" Wiz blinked, tilting her head to the side, a small smile twitching at her lips though that she couldn't quite hide with how pleased she was at his compliment.
"You're quite the woman," he pointed out, "Very attractive and a lovely personality. So just that, I want to get to know you better, maybe later something more." he couldn't quite stop himself from giving her body a once over with his eyes.
Fuck, he wanted to see her out of those robes.
"Oh…O-okay, that should be fine." Wiz agreed, poking her index fingers together and cheeks growing ever more crimson.
"Then your new number one customer, will see you in the next few days, after I've got settled in Axel properly." he flashed her a thumbs up.
"Okay…" Wiz nodded in agreement, dazedly in a way.
He grinned and tossed her a wave, before quickly leaving the shop behind before he got ahead of himself.
He'd just go vent his desires on that slutty masochistic fat tittied blonde in the meantime.
'Darkness, Luna and Wiz, huh?' Yarden grinned to himself as he walked, unnoticed by him, his pupils for a moment constricting and lengthening into dangerous, reptilian slits.
He wondered what other 'treasures' were just wandering around Axel, ripe for the taking?
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