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After Kakashi gets stabbed because he needs to, he appears in a throne room and instantly gets all knowledge of why he is here because lol. Kakashi sits down for what feels like seconds but in the real world was as many millions of years as you feel like.

"Huh that was fast. Where is my master or whatever is supposed to happen next." Kakashi then hears a feminine voice behind him. "I'm over here." Kakashi turns around and sees a girl with black hair and she was pissed off. "You mad bro?"

"OF COURSE I AM MAD! YOU BROKE MY COUCH DIPSHIT!" Kakashi looked around him and sees that he really did destroy not only the couch but some of the wall too. "My bad. It was your trash summon that made this a problem. What's your name by the way" The black haired girl finally calmed down and sighed. "It's Rin Tohsaka. I am assuming you are saber right."

Kakashi looked at her like she was dumb. "Hell no. I am assassin. Pleasure to meet you master." Run was shocked. "B-but it's two-o-clock. I was meant to summon saber." Ron looked dead. Kakashi smirked.

"Actually you summoned 3 servants. Me, an archer, and a berserker." It was Rin's turn to look at him like he was stupid. "That's impossible, I only have one set of command seals idiot." Kakashi laughed. "No, I mean they serve me and I serve you so therefore, they serve you.

And they aren't really servants, that is just what they would be if they were to be servants. They are also alive so no mana needed. One more thing, they had full view of the world so they need no info on this timeline. Got that all master?"

Rin looked so relived. She still had a fighting chance even without saber by her side. "Alright assassin, let's kill some servants." Kakashi smirked. "With pleasure master."

Kakashi then realizes. "Don't you have school in the morning? It's 1 am right now." Rin calmly states, "I will just call in sick." Kakashi then goes into his spirit form for the rest of the night.

The next day

"Rin wake up. There is a servant at the school. I can sense it. By the mana that it is releasing, I bet it is an idiot." Rin yawns. "Ok then, let me get ready and then we can go to the school. What time is it?" "Two in the afternoon." Rin is shocked. " I FORGOT TO CALL IN SICK!!!" Kakashi had a reassuring smile. Not that anybody could see it though. "Don't worry. I already called in and said you were feeling sick."

Rin had a look of nothing but relief on her face. "Thanks assassin for that. You're the best servant ever." Kakashi smiled again. " Thanks Rin"

2 hours later

"I am ready now!" Kakashi sighed at this. It took 2 hours to get ready to watch him fight. What could she possibly be doing in there. "Ok let's do this already."

30 min later

Kakashi and Rin were looking for the servant that was lurking around the school. Then they were attacked by what looked to be a red lance. The person that they knew was lancer. There was absolutely no communication between all of them. The man in tights with a stick and Kakashi just instantly clashed and it was obvious who was going to win.

YOUR MOM

Jk lol. It was Kakashi who was winning using his sensei's kunai knife. Soon lancer jumped back and then charged with no weapon in hand but faking the fact that he was concealing his weapon behind him and Kakashi fell for it too. Now he was trapped.

His choices were all leading to defeat. Either let himself get pummeled and stabbed by not moving, step back and get stabbed by the lance and then pummeled, step forward and get pummeled and than stabbed, step to the right and get a left hook followed by a stab, jump up and get stabbed by the flying lance and then fall and get pummeled,or step to the left side and get a right hook followed by the stab.

But there was one more option which he chose. The go underground option which led to life gets goooooooo. He made it back to Rin safe and sound but he was scared.

"This guy is too good"

That is it for this chapter I hope you enjoy. This was a bit over five hundred words but it's fine. Hope you liked the memes that I added. They sure gave me a good laugh when reading this as well. Thanks for reading have a wonderful day. 😐😑