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Surprise Motherfuckers!

On the same day, Frozen Cloud Asgard gave one of their Snow Phoenix at Yun Che, who flew towards Blue Wind Imperial City

[two days later]

Xiao Lingxi: Little Che!!

Cang Yue: Junior Brother Yun! Jean!

Yun Che: Hello Little Aunt, Senior Sister Xueruo

Yun Che(Jean): Yo!

Yun Che: Where's Grandfather right now? Has he gotten used to the life here?

Cang Yue: Xiao Lie is currently at the Supreme Profound Hall in Blue Wind Profound Palace, managing the various historical records of Profound Arts and Profound Skills on the second floor.

In the beggining, when the Profound Palace disciples knew that he was your grandfather, all of them were very respectful to him.

I heard from Palace Chief Dongfang that they were all trembling when they were speaking with Xiao Lie... But, his character is very kind, and even if he was facing a Profound Palace disciple of the lowest level, he had never shown any imposing behavior.

Gradually, he mixed himself with the disciples and instructors in the Profound Palace. Everyone began to like and respect him from the bottom of their hearts, and it was no longer because of us. Now, Xiao Lie has many old and young friends over there.

He's always full of smiles everyday, and sometimes, he would even stay here for a couple of days, and would not be willingly to return to the imperial palace at all... So, in regards to Xiao Lie, there's definitely no need for you to worry. Right now, it's possible that he doesn't even have time to care about you.

Yun Che: Then, that's good...

Jean: Holy shit... I wished me and my classmates were like that...

[later]

Yun Che met with Cang Wanhe and started talking about the Seven Nations Ranking Tournament, then it was decided, that like the previous Ranking Tournament, Yun Che and Jean would partecipate alone.

Cang Wanhe: Speaking of which, the Seven Nation Ranking Tournament this time, really holds too many similarities to the Blue Wind Ranking Tournament two years ago... Twice, and you're the only one representing our imperial family in the tournaments for both times. You're really the only one for both times.

Jean: Hey retard, do you want to bet that we will stay sealed somewhere after the Ranking Tournament like it happened in the Seal Formation of the Villa?'

Yun Che: 'Heh, It will not happen again'

[future]

Jean: I won the bet

Yun Che: 'Fuck you Jean!'

they were closed inside a room made of one of the hardest bricks ever created inside the Primordial Profound Ark

[present/tomorrow]

Yun Che used the Snow Phoenix that the Asgard gave him to fly towards Divine Phoenix City after saying goodbye to his friends and relatives

Yun Che: Hey Jean, ready for another adventure?

Jean: Don't ever say that phrase, it is bleeding my ears hearing it from a retard like you!

Yun Che: Fuck you Jean!

before they left for the Divine Phoenix City, they made a detour for Xiao Sect, and when they were over the gates, Yun Che jumped from the Snow Phoenix and made a crater in the lawn of the Sect

?: Who is it! Who dares to act wildly in my Xiao Sect!!

Yun Che(Jean): KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKERS!!! YUN CHE AND JEAN ARE HERE!!! TAKE OUT XIAO KUANGYUN'S ASS OUT OF THERE!!! 'Knock knock jokes always works for every situation!'

when Xiao Juetian, the man who tried to be arrogant, heard the words and the familiar voice of Yun Che, he recognized Jean, Jean's method of speech was known in the entire Blue Wind Empire after the mess of 6 months ago with the Sword Saint, so when Yun Che would talk like that, it was sure that Jean was the one talking.

He had horror splattered in his face after hearing Jean's request and asked his son to come out with him.

[later]

Xiao Juetian and Xiao Kuangyun were in front of Yun Che, when they saw his eyes being black they sighed in relief, everyone knew about the conditions for Jean being present, even if they didn't knew that he was always listening.

People would knew that Jean is there when:

1) His Behavior is completely different from what they were familiar with;

2) Yun Che's eyes are Azure Dragon Slitted eyes;

3) uses a Mysterious Power that they couldn't sense;

4) Yun Che releases an incredible pressure but didn't have presence;

Xiao Juetian: It's actually little brother Yun, sorry if I was a bit late, here is Xiao Kuangyun.

Xiao Kuangyun: Yun... Yun Che!!

Yun Che; Oh, Great Young Master Xiao, it's been three years since we last met, yet you're actually still able to remember me, a small figure in the Xiao Clan of Floating Cloud City. I sure am honored!

Xiao Kuangyun: Don't... Don't kill me... That year... It isn't my fault that year... Those were all... were all Xiao Yulong's idea... It doesn't concern me... It doesn't concern me...

Yun Che. I know. Naturally, I knew everything Xiao Yulong had done. Hence, I tore off all of his limbs, the 'Fifth leg' too, I gourged off his eyes, sliced off his tongue, cut off his nose, ripped off his ears and crippled his Profound Veins…

And at the same time, left his life intact, allowing him to prefectly live on? I allowed him to die slowly… bit by bit, in hell!!

Jean: Fuck… I still have bad memories about it… That was inhumane even for Adolf!!

Xiao Kuangyun pissed himself from fear

Xiao Kuangyun: Dad… Save… Save me... Save me... I don't want to die… Dad… Save me... Save me!!

Yun Che(Jean): You can even start pray to your God now! Spoiler Alert, I am not going to listen to your prayers!

Now Xiao Juetian was in front of Xiao Kuangyun

Xiao Juetian: Little brother Yun, the error of my infilial son, indeed cannot be forgiven. This humble Xiao is extremely shameful for my incapabilities in teaching my son.

However, with your current status and level, no matter how many tens of times stronger my unfilial son is, it's impossible for him to possess even the least bit of threat to you, nor would it be possible for him to dare to offend you again.

If you act against my unfilial son, I'm afraid… I'm simply afraid that it might stain your status as well… If you can show mercy today, and let go of my unfilial son, my Xiao Sect will definitely be deeply grateful, and will rever little brother Yun as our lord.

As long as it's little brother Yun's instruction, my Xiao Sect will definitely use all the might within our capacity, and will definitely not hesitate to sacrifive our lives!

Yun Che: Well, I will let the decision to Jean

when everyone heard that, they were surrounded from an aura of despair, they knew of the almost non-existential bottom line of Jean from the tournament and from the news of the Divine Phoenix 13th prince.

Jean: so… Let's see, destroy…

then he created a Ki orb, everyone took a deep breath

Jean: or not destroy…

then he made disappear the Ki orb, and everyone exhaled

Jean: I decided, I know that you were saying all that only for not making me kill him, I don't care about titles or even your lives, but I will let him live.

everyone sighed in relief

Jean: But…

Now everyone inhaled a mouthful of air

Jean: I don't do things freely, so I am going to sell your son's life, for…

he raised one single finger

Xiao Juetian: Ten... Ten thousand Purple Profound Coins?

Jean: Hahahahahaha! Good Joke, it's ten million!!

Hello guys, here is another chap, I have a request for you all, if there is someone who can make good covers, could that guy or girl come in my discord where I leave the informations about how should it be, obviously it will be a free cover, but I will thank you in the author notes of the first chapter of the second book where I will use the cover for, if there isn't anyone, then no second book for a month, and instead will be a completely different novel.

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