Nigerundayoooo!!! fails again ;-;

"Arg... uh."

Jouichirou woke up with a headache and a white ceiling in his sight. He looked around. He was on a bed, a pretty big one, with an IV drip on his arm.

"Hey, you. You're finally awake." Came a voice which sounded like a woman.

Jouichirou turned his head around to see who it was.

He noticed a woman with white hair and red eyes, as well as a blonde girl with blue eyes by her side.

'There isn't the smell of phenyl in the room, meaning I am not in a hospital. So the last place I can be where these two are present is... the f**king Einzbern Castle the last place I wanna be.... is this what they call plot? If so, I hate it.'

"Hey boy, are you alright? Can you speak?" Irisviel asked him, but her voice showed little to no concern.

Jouichirou didn't speak. Even though he could, he felt a little itchy in his arm where the IV drip was; he tried to itch the part but then the arm of his stand came out, and with a smooth and fast motion pulled the IV drip out.

"Get back." Saber pulled out her invisible Excalibur.

(A/N: This sounds so wrong. If you didn't get it, Saber once had s*x with a woman using a temporary penis.)

Saber pulled back Irisviel and stood in front of her, ready to attack Jouichirou at any moment now.

'Oh. Shit. Not good.' Looking at Saber's quick response, Jouichirou panicked.

'Think man, think, you are a Jojo. Use your 200 IQ brain... Yes, Streamer mode activate.'

"Don't come any closer to me!!!" Jouichirou yelled while backing away and even tumbling off the bed to sell his act even more.

"You saw it, didn't you?... You saw my evil spirit."

'Evil Spirit.'

"D-Don't come near me. I don't know what it will make me do, so don't come near me." As if to help him, his Stand's arm came out and pulled the needle from the IV drip and flung it at Irisviel's head.

Saber used her sword to deflect the needle and then charged towards Jouichirou.

'Bad idea, bad idea.'

But then suddenly, a loud, thunderous roar of lightning came.

Saber halted.

"This sound... Rider." Saber then rushed outside along with Irisviel.

"Sa-Safe" Jouichirou signed in relief.

"I never thought Artoria would actually attack me... No, she wasn't attacking me, judging from the trajectory of her, she was attacking my stand's arm... and from her speed, I would say she was hesitating, otherwise, my arm wouldn't be here."

"Now I have to find out the fastest way out." He looked around and saw a window. He peeked through to see if there was something under it and saw a tree.

"Good, the tree can break my fall and save a few more bones from breaking." After saying that, he stepped back and dashed towards the window, jumping out and shattering it.

However, he miscalculated the force he used while jumping.

He flew right over the tree and was on his way to the ground.

In a panic, he closed his eyes just before he was about to collide with the ground.

He got caught... by an arm, a big and muscular arm.

"You should be careful where you jump to kid." Came a deep manly voice. Jouichirou opened his eyes and saw a red-haired man holding him by the collar of his shirt, which tore off the next moment as he kissed the ground.

Jouichirou didn't even bother standing up. He had already gotten screwed, and the situation just went from 0 to 100 real f**king quick.

'I hate this plot.'

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