Joker.

"Going out again!" Shirou asked.

"Yep, got a friend to pick up at the airport," Jouichirou answered.

"You sure you won't end up with 6 broken bones again."

"No promises."

"... Alright Least try and reassure me a little!"

"You mean lying."

"... But you can at least take one of them with you."

"Caster is busy reading Jojo with Rin, Saber is still hungry, Archer is busy cooking for her, Rider doesn't trust us much... You get it. Plus who is gonna cook for Paimon if you go with me, Archer is gonna have a hard time."

He put a helmet on and started the motorbike.

"Plus I am just going to pick up my friend. Like, What can go wrong?" saying that he drove away as Shirou waved to him.

"Shirou I need your strong hands here right now!"

"Coming."

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At the airport.

"It's been a long time." muttered a boy with shoulder-length dark green hair. He was wearing a red coat, matching pants, a white shirt with a bow tie, and a suitcase beside him.

He was walking from the exit when he bumped into a man with a large masculine complexion.

"Hey, you!" The man said as the boy with green hair stopped and looked back.

"The f**k is your name!"

"... Alex... Alex Joker. May you excuse me now." He turned back and started walking again.

"Where do you think you're going, you clown." The man grabbed Alex's shoulder as Alex stopped in his tracks.

"Right now,"

"Huh?"

Right now, What did you call me?"

"What do you think I called, you f**king Clown!"

The next second the man was on the ground with blood in Alex's hand.

"I am a Joker! Not a Clown! You f**ker! There is a difference! A f**king difference! Think man Think! Think about the difference!" Alex rubbed the bridge of his nose.

He didn't say another word as he thought it was a waste of time and exited the scene dragging his suitcase.

The man who was down opened his eyes and looked around. He saw that Alex wasn't there anymore so he made a run for it.

"Thanks for giving me my thick skull... Mommy. I promise I'll get a job!"

The man suddenly came to a halt, "Huh? Why did I suddenly remember and thanks that slutty old hag."

The man kept wondering about his words just a moment ago as Alex who was now laughing left the airport to meet Jouichirou waiting for him outside.

"Hello there!"

"Long time no see, my friend!"

They both fist-bumped but then the trajectory of their fist suddenly diverted to each other's face. Both their Stands came out a blocked the punch.

"The power and speed of your Stand hasn't changed, I see!"

"Nor has yours, Jo~jo"

Then they both hugged each other as Alex placed his hand on Jouichirou's ass, Jouichirou removed Alex's hand from his ass and placed it on his back, only for it to go back to his ass.

The people looked at them weirdly, first they fist bump, but it turned out to be a punch, then they stopped at each other's faces, and say some weird stuff, and finally hug each other, while the green hair boy grabbed the other boy's ass.

Parents covered their children's eyes and took them away from the scene. A person called the police. Another called the lunatic asylum, saying that two mad men were at the airport doing weird stuff.

"*Sign* I'm reporting you to the police for sexual harassment."

"Oh! The police have to be prepared from the desk down if they wanna catch me~"

"Yeah yeah, so we ready?"

"Ready? I am pumped up!"

They both drove out of there just in time as the police and an ambulance-like vehicle with the words, "lunatic asylum" written on it.

People with nets, sticks, and tasers came out of the vehicle and started searching for the two boys.

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"So this Holy Grail War-"

"Murder-Death-Kill."

"Yeah, Murder-Death-Kill, so let's say we win it and all, What the hell do we do with the victory cup."

"Scream Winner Winner Chicken Dinner and drink wine from it."

"... Sounds... Good to me!"

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