Berr-Zerr-Carr part 2.

"Kill them, Berserker," Illya said in a soft voice as Berserker roared and charged right at them while his body glowed red.

BOOM!BOOM!

An attack from Archer who was on some building in the city, and Caster Gil who was quick to summon his stone tablet and wands.

ROAR!

But such attacks only stunned Berserker for a moment only. Jouichirou took out two steel balls from the belt that held six balls.

"Dream!" He summoned Dream and gave it one of the balls.

'Now that I think about it, I haven't rolled yet.' Jouichirou thought as he and Dream threw a ball each at Berserker's thighs making them twist as Berserker ate grass... literally, there was grass in his mouth.

"Nice Pitch!" Shirou cheered from behind as Saber rushed towards Berserker.

"Gil can check his true name."

"Stop calling me that, and for your info the servant's true name is Hercules!"

"Ok, I will change it later, for now how does Caster work."

"Good enough for someone of your intellect."

While the two were bickering like children, Saber was fighting Hercules, and Rin and Shirou had run off to deal with Illya.

Saber lured Hercules into an open field as Gilgamesh joined in with his Ax.

'Gacha time.' Jouichirou rolled on a 10x.

'It has been a while, now that I think about it I have only been doing 24x rolls for the past 10 years, and still only got 1 permanent stand although quite a good one.'

'And these 10 years have given me all that Gacha can offer its victims.' Jouichirou said as he looked at the abilities he drew.

'Garbage, Garbage, Garbage, Garbage, Garbage, Garbage, hot Garbage, Trash, Garbage, Killer Queen...'

"Nice~" Jouichirou crossed his arms.

"Dream: Killer Queen Secondary bomb: Sheer Heart Attack."

A toy truck of sorts was released from one of the smiley faces in Dream's left hand. The toy had a blue theme to it, shaped like an armored vehicle with 4 wheels and a white smiley face in front.

"Look over here, Look over here, Look over here!" Sheer Heart Attack targeted Hercules as he had the highest heat signature due to the explosion arrows from Archer and him having high blood pressure.

Saber was slightly surprised when Sheer Heart Attack came out of nowhere and blew up Hercules... which did nothing.

Hercules being the angry boi he was tried to break Sheer Heart Attack using his nine lives blade and successfully failed.

He tried biting it but successfully failed. Also got a toothache.

He tried punching it but he lacked punchy boi talent(Star Platinum talent)... and successfully failed.

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Somewhere nearby, Rin was facing Illya who was using familiars made out of hair and swords as projectiles.

Illya shot two swords at Rin who was being bound to a tree by strings made out of hair. The swords were intercepted by Archer's arrows as Shirou saved our Tsunderexbest thighs Waifu with his twin blades while singing "♪ I can be your hero, baby! ♪ I can take away the pain!."

"Using swords as projectiles, get on my level," Archer said mockingly.

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In some not-so-shady church.

"*Sneeze!*" Gilgamesh(Archer) sneezed. "Which mongrel is it?" Gilgamesh(Archer) thought out loud.

"Are you sure it isn't a cold, you have been sneezing a lot lately," said Kirei with a bowl in his hand, "If it is then you can always try some of my Mapo Tofu."

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"EEEXX..."

"CAAALIIIII..."

"*POOOKE*!" Saber shot a golden laser beam which made a big gaping hole in Hercules' left chest as Hercules died... or so she thought until Hercules came back to life and regenerated his wounds.

"Are you seriously a Berserker." Saber's said with a deadpanned face that reached Saitama's level.

"I have figured out the enemy's noble phantasm and have a plan!" said Jouichirou.

"Sum it up in twenty words or less!" said Saber as she dodged another attack.

"This guy has the power to resurrect himself 12 times and as for my plan!..." Jouichirou did some hand signals toward Archer's location and ran towards Berserker.

"Ever heard of the term eating bullets!" Jouichirou took out a revolver, a Ruger LCR to be more specific.

"The message was: Distract him when I am near, and then give him a big bang boom along with the others after he roars," Archer mumbled as he fired an arrow.

The arrow from Archer hit Hercules and blinded him for a second, Hercules roared in rage and found a hand with a revolver in his mouth.

BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG! CRUNCH!

With six bangs and a crunch, Jouichirou shot 6 bullets right down Hercules' throat and then got his arm until just a bit above the elbows bitten up.

Jouichirou retreated while clenching his teeth as Hercules spat out his bitten-off arm.

Suddenly, Hercules put both his hands on his head and fell to his knees as he gave out a pained roar.

ROAR!!!

"Now is the moment of finale, Saber Excalibur his ass and Caster... boom." Hearing his words Gilgamesh smiled, he had a lot of frustration he wanted to vent out, and what better than a good resurrecting punching bag.

Blood and brain matter came out of Hercules' ears as everyone charged up their respective moves.

"Art is..." Gilgamesh pointed his palm at the sky as a huge golden gate opened and revealed hundreds of wands coming out of it.

"EEEXX!..." Saber held her Excalibur which was glowing golden above her head.

"I am the bone of my sword." Archer charged up a spiral sword on his bow.

"A LASER BEAM!!!"

"CAAALIIIIIBUURPP!!!"

"Caladbolg II: BOOM BOOM BAKUDAN!!!"

All three attack, a golden lighting from Caster Gilgamesh, a golden laser beam from Saber, and a blue Arrow moving at the speed of sound from Archer. All of these created a majestic BOOM that Deidara would be proud of.

(Deidara: I am proud.)

(Klee: So Cool.)

"I... WANT... THAT!!!"

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Sorry for not uploading yesterday guy, had to attend to IRL family issues, I am Asian so imagine it.

But still fam, Thanks a lot for all the support you have given me, over a hundred Power Stones in just 12 Chapters. I am just speechless.

But still today the power stones will reset giving us the opportunity to add more to our family.

So give me thou Power Stones.

And also the promised Extra Chapters will be delivered soon.

PS: Name the family. The name with the most likes wins. Voting will be over next week.