Chapter 01 - How It All Started

It was around 8 o'clock at night when an unassuming figure, standing at just 4 feet 11 inches and clad in a Yves Saint Laurent suit, emerged from a publishing company with a beaming smile and high spirits. His name was William (our MC), a college graduate (albeit a bad on as he couldn't even know how he managed to pass his exams).

Confident that he had secured the job, he indulged in thoughts of the many beautiful womens in the company that he might have a chance to invite over.

Unbeknownst to him, the company had already dismissed his CV as worthless, using it as an ashtray. Office gossip buzzed the moment he headed to the interview room, circulating many tales about his life.

They compiled a list and weighed the pros and cons:

Family: Penny-pincers

Girlfriends: Mostly involuntary

Assets: Teetering on the brink of debt

Charm: Close tp One-night-stands

Friends: Had pools, limousines, yachts, mansions, and boats, among others

His rich friends were the sole reason for his recognition.

William acknowledged his charm was somewhat lacking, his family overly thrifty, and his resume lacking. Nevertheless, he believed he could captivate a woman thanks to his amazing connections. Although God had not bestowed upon him a wealthy family, a body akin to a vampire, or the physique of a Greek god, He had endowed him with a sharp intellect—one capable of great personal and occasional altruistic endeavors.

His very affluent friends helped him navigate life, even securing interviews he otherwise would have missed.

After a lengthy wait with no sight of a taxi, he attempted to summon an Kuber, only to find all were engaged. Running his fingers through his hair, he muttered, "It looks like tonight I have to walk home."

During his stroll, he didn't observed an anomaly that no individuals were on the streets and the nearby structures were shrouded in darkness. As he Ignoring these signs, he passed an oddly named garage, "Kickyourdonuts," and was unaware of a faint glimmer emanating from within.

Lost in contemplation, he was startled by the blare of a truck's horn. Stepping back from the curb, he shouted irritably, "What's your hurry? Just go already!"

Turning to inspect, he was shocked to find an ice cream truck adorned in maid cosplay. Initially amused, then he became alarmed, as every hair on his body stood erect as he realized the veracity.

Wide-eyed and full of fear, he stammered, "N-No, it can't be true..."

The truck illuminated its headlights and responded with a resounding honk. Trembling, he stumbled backward, pleading, "You can't do this, please, Truck-Kun..."

Nevertheless, Truck-Kun revved its engine and hurtled toward him.

Struggling to regain his footing, he exclaimed, "No, Truck-Kun! I am still a virgin! Please don't do this!"

Truck-Kun: "Honkkkkkkkkkkkkk."

William: "Yamatee! Truck-Kunnnnnn!"

With a deafening crash, Truck-Kun transported him back to where it all began.

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I am trying to rewrite the chapters again so it will take some before all of the ones after too get better. And not all of them are so small as I am trying to write more in a chapter.