THE BEGINNING... OF WHAT???

In another timeline, universe, galaxy, world, country, civilization, something. I don't know. there was a man who was fighting for his life, defending himself from a horde of. Something. I don't even know what he was fighting. But he was fighting something. That's for sure. This man was a mystery and the only thing he was known by was. Shit. I knew this. Oh right. his name was Yami. Also if you ask Yami what was going on all he'll say is "I don't know. fighting. stuff. question mark." When asked to describe what he's fighting, he said they were a mix of a mutant chicken, zombie, cow, skeleton, horse, and pig. I have no clue how they were made. Weapons x project. maybe. I don't know. Anyway that's not the point. The point is they weren't natural. They were probably made by some twisted scientist who called himself senior whippet. Don't ask where the name came from. just go with it. it's not even the weirdest thing in this story. those come in later. But for now, let's focus on Yami. Let's see what he's up to at this current time. What the hell? He's eating chili mac made with beanless chili from a pouch ( who even eats beanless chili?) and some Panera mac and cheese. Wait a minute. They have a Panera where Yami is? probably. I mean they have a KFC. so they probably have a Paneras. Anyway we're getting off topic. Wait was this whole part about KFC and Paneras pointless? yes. yes it was. I was bored and hungry. don't judge me.

(end of chapter, hope you enjoy the story... I ran outta ideas and decided to stop writing for now... so just drop stones or not... just hope you enjoyed...) (if anyone wants to edit for a new author I'd be very grateful and pay you back if this story gets a lot of support... but plez hep me get this to at decent amount of people reading my story... plez share story and do things... ok have day...)