How I got 10$ worth of pennies

It all started in the summer of 1943.

I started crying my pants... my robotic pants... when suddenly I feel something warm.

Then I felt at ease.

Right after, I panicked after realizing what was happening.

I started crying even more because I realized im also peeing my eyes.

The room is flooding with the tears flowing from my pants.

The flood gates have opened.

When suddenly, medic with lipstick FBI'd my door open.

He stole my robotic pants

My tears became thicker and became barbecue sauce.

In shock of seeing my tears becoming barbecue sauce, i blacked out on the floor.

I then woke up, started crying because I pee pee'd my pants while I slept.

my body was covered with pennies. (exactly 10$ worth of pennies)

I look around the room (like demoman)

I see the robotics pants.

My prized robotic pants.

I turn over to see medic with lipstick right beside me.

anyone can do it!