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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Let's Play a Game of Chess First, Talk Later

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Half an hour later, Li Yidao arrived at the old man's small courtyard.

When he entered the house, he saw the old man sitting there, drinking tea.

"You're here," the old man calmly greeted as he saw Li Yidao entering.

Li Yidao nodded.

"Old man, what's happened?" he inquired.

However, in response to Li Yidao's question, the old man didn't answer directly. Instead, he gestured towards a nearby chessboard.

"Wait until my friend arrives, and then we'll talk. For now, accompany me for a game of chess," he said and sat down.

Li Yidao had no choice but to sit down as well.

It was a common practice for the old man to play a game of chess whenever something came up, no matter how urgent.

Ten minutes quickly passed, and the game between Li Yidao and the old man remained evenly matched.

Gradually, Li Yidao's earlier restlessness faded.