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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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A Beast in Human Clothes Is a Waste of Life!

นักแปล: Nyoi-Bo Studio บรรณาธิการ: Nyoi-Bo Studio

"Found him! It's this teacher! Garbage! Parasite!"

"Ugh! Don't even call him a teacher, that's an insult to the teaching profession! Trash!"

"What a good person, and now she's gone! All because of this scum!"

"Why can't we make him face the rightful judgment? I really want just to end his life now!"

"Sigh... there's no evidence, it's all the one-sided words of that female college student. She was even diagnosed with depression later, so her words can't be considered testimony."

"What a beast! He looks so dignified, yet turns out to be such trash!"

"Speaking of which... can I say something? Why are you all cursing this teacher? I've heard him teach, and his lectures seemed okay?"

"Ugh! All he did was copy assignments! As for why we're cursing him, person upstairs, don't you know what's happened recently?"

"What happened? I'm also curious, after all, he's a teacher. Is it right to curse him like this?"