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I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

On modern-day Earth, An Lin seems to have been abandoned by God. When his father suddenly disappears, An Lin is left with his father's immense debt, putting his life at risk. After being forced to a rooftop by his pursuing creditors, An Lin is unexpectedly swept off his feet and brought to the ground safely.     After learning that he was saved by an Immortal, An Lin is gifted, seemingly out of pure generosity, the 'God Of War System,' and a pass to a new realm. Follow An Lin as he experiences a whole new world of legends, meets many new friends, acquires legendary weapons and tools, and starts on his path of becoming a powerful cultivator. There is never a dull time in An Lin's new life with his ‘great’ new system!

Bright Moonlight Frost On The Ground · ตะวันออก
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2399 Chs

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Editor: Henyee Translations

Just as An Lin and Su Qianyun were enjoying a reunion embrace, Duan Tianyu crawled up from the ground looking as if he had seen a ghost.

His charred body stood up unsteadily, and he opened his bleary eyes, only to find that someone was abusing single people and couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood. [1. There's an analogy in China that being lovey-dovey is essentially visual abuse for people who are single, so that's what "abusing single people" means here]

"F*ck you, Duan Tianyu, are you f*cking crazy?!" Dong Tian gritted his teeth as he lay on the ground.

"Cough… Go kill yourself if you want to die, don't f*cking try to take me along with you!" Kong Ling sat up and also spat out a mouth of blood.

Only Ding Mao sat in silence without moving.

It wasn't that he wasn't angry; it was only because he was dead and no longer capable of being angry.