Chapter 3 – What A… Status Window?

I've never called anyone pretty in my life.

Even if the celebrities on TV were pretty, I didn't watch TV well, and it was rare to see a beauty that would appear on TV in this small rural town.

When I told someone that pretty, it was when my mother would buy new clothes and ask, "Am I looking pretty?"

I was obviously like that.

That platinum-haired female knight who suddenly appeared in front of me.

The first time I saw the article, I almost lost my mind for a moment at the appearance of a tremendous beauty that made her mouth drop open.

In fact, even though she is a beauty, should I say that her heroine's image is stronger?

I don't know if it's still a first impression, but if you only saw her white blonde hair with the spiky tip reminding her of a male lion's mane and her sapphire-encrusted eyes, you could say that she was a great beauty.

First of all, the tall woman who looked taller than me at first glance, the iron gauntlets reaching up to the elbows and the muscles visible between the leather shoulder gloves.

As if proving that she was the owner of the greatsword lying on the floor, the well-permeated muscles were able to give the viewer a glimpse of her strength.

Besides, I didn't see it, so I don't know, but it's expected that there will be abs embedded in the stomach that I'm laying on the floor.

She's a mistress. Calling her a beauty might scratch the pride of a woman who still stares at me as if to kill, so I decided to classify this beauty as her heroine.

And seeing the first impression of such a heroine, I-

"Hey! What is that… It's a pig… !"

Unbeknownst to me, a loud sound came out that made the pig farm reverberate. In the end, I lowered the volume as if whispering to the message window, but my high voice was enough to attract the attention of the female knight now wallowing in the pigsty.

"Oops!! Whoops!!"

[Whoops, you can't help but admire my amazing insight!]

No crazy bitch.

Because I experienced so many things that deviated from my common sense within a few minutes, I couldn't speak properly, but this guy's message window showed an SD character emoticon in the shape of a goddess raising her nose, perhaps thinking that I was admiring herself.

She floated up and said

[If you live here, you're a sow! When it comes to sows, here they are! Since there is no such thing as a sow knight for nothing, I specially summoned the individual most suitable for the sow knight for the awakened person!]

One way is sure!

"… "

Look at those eyes…

Those lifelike eyes! If it was summoned politely like in a fantasy novel, you wouldn't look at me like that, but if you were going to use the word summon in the first place, you shouldn't have been gagged, let alone tied up with chains like that…!

Hehe, but the awakened person's body is honest?]

"Eh?"

What kind of dog is this again? The moment I lowered my head to retort, I unknowingly bowed my back on the spot.

"… Hey, what is this again?"

[Hey, you say that! It's quite rude, but I'll explain later about the change of the Awakener's cock and size, so I ask for your understanding! (SD Goddess Con, seemingly not sure where to put her eyes)]

No, of course, it is said that it is better if it is bigger, but the lower body, which was of average size until just now, has changed to the level of someone secretly putting an arm in it.

"Rather than that, when did you make this change? Rather, you never said you would do this to my body?!"

[When linking the Awakener and the farm?]

"This bastard… Thank you very much!"

Without even realizing it, the lower back was instilled with etiquette.

[Ah, of course, if you fail the tutorial, you might not be able to use such a huge dick for the rest of your life, right? Oh, it doesn't matter since I've never used it except for urinating for 27 years anyway. Poopkey]

"… "

Bitch

I got angry, but I felt more sorry for myself for not being able to answer that question.

"uhm, anyway, this is not important! Who is that person? What are you planning to do by kidnapping her so suddenly?!"

[It's not kidnapping, it's summoning! And that sow's name is Eleonora Croft. Age is 28 years old. This is a pure female pig that I found after wandering around for the sake of the Awakener!]

"At least, would you please stop calling the kidnapped person a sow?"

Even now, that person is looking at me as if to kill, and now he is overflowing with hatred…!

[Ah! Then, shall I call you a sow driver (scheduled)?]

Nothing has changed…!

This feeling, like the more I play with someone, the more my insides burn, I'm sure it's not an illusion. As if I'm excited, 'Sow, sow knight, vulgar pig bitch, etc.' Even I, who are used to vulgar words, find it obscene.

Aside from chattering about the message, I first approached the sow (contagious?). Yes, I don't know anything else, but first of all, it's a misunderstanding, and then I give a detailed explanation and convince them.

"Uh… Hello?"

"Ooh ooh!!! Whoops!!!"

"… "

I had to take off the gag in order to talk, but I was afraid that if I approached it, I would get hit and become a crucian carp, so I had no choice but to ask the message.

"Is it possible for me to release the restraints or something?"

[It's possible, but I don't want to recommend it, right? That sow has not been tamed, so there is a 99.8% chance that it will act very hostile towards the Awoken!]

"… Then what about the gag?"

[First of all, if you want to check the condition of that sow, look straight at that sow and then move your finger as if you were turning on your smartphone.]

As he ordered, I looked at the female knight scattered on the floor, and as soon as I finished speaking, the message window flicked away and a blue screen appeared as if a 3D hologram of a female knight named Eleonora appeared.

[Eleonora Croft]

Titles: The One and Only, The One Who Climbed to the Top of the Sword, The Strongest Knight

Level: Too far away to be known by the measurements of this world!

Age: 28

Height: 181cm

Species: Human (X)-〉 Sow (Land Race)

Occupation: Grand Master (X)-〉 Sow Knight (planned)

Alignment: Good

Characteristic: At a young age of less than 30 years old, a female body is not enough to reach the level of a sword master, and at the pinnacle of that, a female knight from the kingdom of Isis who rose to the position of grand master. Even though he reached the peak, he resigned as the knight commander in search of a new level, and was kidnapped while traveling the world (it has been erased), and is scheduled to be summoned and trained as a sow knight of Shinseon-dong, a breeder.

Thoughts on the sow's keepers: Such a disgrace to me…! I will kill you… !

Comments on the sow's breeder: It's a miracle it didn't break in two right away!

"… Hey"

[Yes? Do you have any problems?]

"That… No."

According to the novels I read, I know that sword master is a position that is only allowed for those who have reached the highest level among knights and swordsmen, but grandmaster? I blinked my eyes stupidly, wondering if I had seen it wrong, and a message popped out thinking it was time.

[Fufufu, I did my best for you, the first Awakener!]

It's overpowering!

As far as I know, even if there is only one sword master in the world, it is treated as a strategic weapon, but did the grand master not truly rank among the strongest in the world?

At some point, I asked the SD character, who was shaking her body around like a mole emoticon, as if arguing, and the answer came right away.

[Sometimes it is listed as a dragon slayer. Even the Ancient Dragon is afraid of these swordsmen who might appear once in a thousand years!]

"… "

That's why it's overpowered…!

Didn't it just stop at the farm burning down? It was like that just by looking at the picture, but what kind of mindset do you have to throw it at me walking around like this?

If touched incorrectly, it is not that the farm will burn down, but that our country will be torn in two. Even when I looked at the status window, it was written that I was going to train him, which made me feel even more burnt.

"How can I?! Don't talk nonsense and release it quickly! I want you to send it back to where it was?!"

[Whoops, I know Why is the Awakener so anxious!]

"?"

[As I said before, the Awakener is too weak compared to other Awakens, so I summoned a female pig to protect the Awakened, but how can you tame that pig? You're thinking how can you tame that heroine when you're confident enough to lose even to a passing mutt if dick is big?!]

The more I looked at it, the more I couldn't help but have a good night.

[I could not have thought of that and summoned such a violent sow! Ruler! See the slot with Secret♥ written next to the screen you're looking at? Try pressing it!]

"… "

Following the guy's words, I brought my finger to the slot marked "Secret♥" And clicked on it. The screen that had made a hologram of Eleonora's body until just now moved to the breast, genital area, and buttocks, as if reminiscent of the status related to Yagame's sexual experience. Along with the enlarged photos, a stat window about him and a naked Eleonora were displayed.

Well, as expected, very attractive abs…

"?"

[Secret of the sow ♥]

Pussy status: I'm a virgin!

Asshole status: virgin!

Unspoken Status: I'm a virgin!

Breastfeeding Status: It's a virgin!

Pussy appreciation: 28-year-old hymen waiting for your dick!

Evaluation of the butthole: A pussy prospect who expects to play pretty hard!

Evaluation of mouth pussy: It's an ass hole! The next promising pussy is this body!

Evaluation of wet pussy: Grand Master Mamma Tong

OVERALL: A walking pornography and a sow worthy of being your sow driver! A virgin who doesn't know a single man even though she has reached the level of a grandmaster! There are rumors that spiders are running through her cunt, but check it out for yourself!

Teaching hint!: She looks strong enough to think she might get cut if she inserts her finger into her pussy, but actually…?

I almost passed out on the spot.