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CHAPTER THRITY-FOUR

And apparently no one else remembered the name either. "Where is this place! Gosh!" I said, after asking 23 different people for directions and listing 6 churches with big trees next to them - but no Lisa and Phil anywhere. "Is it that thing?" Levi asked, pointing up ahead. 

"It better not be, or I'm going to burn some priests alive today." I grouched. 

The thing in question was not a church, in my opinion, but instead a dump. A garbage disposal place. it was even worse then the slums where I had met Levi. Heaps of trash covered the entire house, The building itself was falling apart. "Well, iits the only church left…" Levi said hesitantly, trying to sound hopeful and fling miserably. "Thats not a church!" I agreed. However, I didnt have any more time to say anything, because Phil and Lisa emerged from behind the church. Oh no. 

"Why here?!" I yelled, pinching my nose shut. "Oh, not this place. The church is right behind it." Lisa said, instantly running over. "Hi! again! Cordelia! yayyyy, its so nice to meet you!" Lisa said enthusiastically, and Phil punched her in the back of her head. "Meanie! What was that for?!" Lisa mewled. "Come this way, Cordelia." Phil said, and I nodded. Behin the trash dump was actually the woods, and behind that was the real church. It was a pretty ordrianry and tradiontal-looking one, if not a big on the smaller side. 

"This is gonna be small. You just have to show us you have divine power, and we'll give you the robes." Phil said, and Lisa enthusiacitaclly waved a pair of robes around. "Here, I made sure the sewing was perfect for you, cor~" She said happily, and I smiled. 

"Okay. ready?" Phil said, and I nodded. 

My hand glowed, warm like the sunrise, and I put it on my head. "Today, before Bog, I vow to never think of myself before others, and to always honor the sacred responsibility that has been placed on my shoulders." And with that, my hand went a big brighter. 

Alright! Now you've got a full connection with me - I can come and go whenever you deem. You're officially my apostle now, Cordelia 2nd. Bog said happily. My divine power also seemed a lot more stable. 

But wait. "Oh no! Bog, I can still lie, right?" I asked, and Bog let out a laugh. Dear apostle, why would you need to lie? 

"Of course I need to lie! Answer me, before I decide to use my divine power to blow up a bridge or something." I yelled, and Bog yelped. no! Apostle, you musn't! came Bog's voice. "Awnser. Me." I growled, and Bog sighed. Alright, alright. You can't.

"Ha. I'm screwed." I croaked out.