Stupid survey!

12.10.2023

In a small, crammed room, among all the junk, you could see an untidy boy of 16-17 years old. He was looking at the glowing laptop screen and flipping through something. It looks like the boy wanted to watch something at his leisure, as the names of various anime flashed on the screen. Suddenly a window appeared on the laptop screen! The boy looked irritably at the notification distracting him from searching for an interesting anime.

Our Tenshi company is conducting a survey! We ask you to help us in the implementation of our product! With our help, you will be transported to another world and experience an unforgettable experience!! We promise you won't regret it)).

– Hmm, it looks suspicious, but "transported to another world" sounds tempting. Maybe I will really get into another world and leave this boring world. What are you thinking, idiot?, this is only for the main characters of fan fiction and short stories. Ehh, I started talking to myself, probably I'll go completely crazy without communication soon. –

Okay, let's open the survey. After our main character clicked on the table, 1000 questions appeared. The boy stared blankly at the screen and rubbed his eyes just in case. Looking at the screen again and seeing the same number, the boy was upset. – Do I really have to answer all these 1000 questions? I thought there would be at least 10-15 questions, but there are a whole 1000 of them!!! May not pass this damn survey. Why would I waste time on some kind of survey? 

The boy had doubts: to pass or not to pass?

Without thinking twice, the boy decided to answer all 1000 questions and take this terrible survey, because he will never give up his word!!

In fact, this boy is not as brave and persistent as it may seem at first glance, he is lazy, puts everything off for later, he can't even go to the store himself! So why did our hero decide to answer these 1000 questions? Answer: Boredom and curiosity!

It's not every day you can find a long and informative review on the Internet, and the choice of anime to watch can wait.

1. What kind of food do you prefer?

– Caesar salad, pilaf without meat, burgers, etc. –

2. Do you like Red?

– No–

3. Do you prefer girls?

- Yes, of course!!!! –

...

....

998. What is your favorite anime universe?

— Toaru —

999. Name one of your waifu?

— Hmm, I have a lot of waifu, but if you need it, then let it be Eris from Konosuba. She is kind, sweet, hardworking and very beautiful. In short, a real Goddess!! Oh, she's a goddess.... –

1000. Did you like our company's survey?

–.... –

– NO!!! –

Suddenly, the boy got up from his chair and started laughing loudly: HA HA HA HA HA, like a madman. One might think that gg had finally gone crazy from loneliness, but no, he was just glad that he had finished this damn survey. After a long 10 seconds of laughter, the boy noticed that a very suspicious window appeared on the laptop screen, made in angelic timatics.

Congratulations!!! You are the first one who took part in the survey and answered all the questions! In gratitude, we give you a gift: The opportunity to get into another world!!! We wish you a successful trip into the world of Toaru))! 

After reading this text, the boy stared dumbfounded at the laptop and suddenly heard a strange sound. It was the sound of a sparking laptop about to explode.

Sensing the approach of death, the main character said: Well, well, yes, but how else?

After that, there was a loud explosion. And the boy's eyes darkened...

Unknown location:

– Pip-pip-pip-pip –

– Connecting to the shower –

Error Error Error 

Error Error Error 

Error Error Error 

Error Error Error Error Error Error 

Activation of the Sufi code

Access granted

Connecting to the host's soul 

Successfully

Combining a host object with ###^$#%*Quot

Successfully 

Getting a new name 

Successfully

Receiving Divinity 

Refusal 

Obtaining Pseudo-divinity 

Successful re-acquisition of pseudo-divinity 

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Assimilation of skills, Soul fusion

is successful

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ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR 

Activating the Infiniti code 

passed successfully 

The host transition

-is successful...–