Start of Campaign

(31st January 2004)

(Mumbai)

This will be Shreya's first ever rally. Even more nerve-racking that she didn't use money to bring people to attend her rally unlike every other parties.

BP must remain transparent, and the least corrupt party in the entirety of India. This made AAP win in Delhi, though it became just like the others later.

Being transparent has one big problem. If a company, or even small scale shopkeepers, that donate to the transparent party and it loses, the winning party will harass the donors.

As of now, 80% of all the money of the party's expenditure is coming from the party members themselves, out of which 75% is from Shreya's pocket. No company wants their name made public in supporting a party afterall.

More money will flow in as the election comes nearer. But right now, election dates aren't even announced yet.

As the clock turned 10, the rally was set to start. While the croud was nothing on the level that Modi had in 2014 elections, it was around the same size as Sonia's rallies. And no one was paid to come here.

"I welcome you all to BP's first rally. I am really, really grateful that so many people have gathered here, even though no one was paid like other parties pay people to get here.

Now, some of you may have received money to come here. But, it wasn't our party. Opposing parties must have paid you to come, pretending to be our party workers so that later, I can be labelled as a liar.

Did anyone of you receive money to come here?"

Several hands were raised. More than 50-60.

'I knew it. Politics is really a dirty game huh.'

"There are many private detectives and journalists in Mumbai, right? I want to give the task of an open investigation. Talk to the people who received the money, from whom they received, and where did the money come from. Which parties planned these. These sort of things are as bad as giving alcohol in elections. And don't try to do anything without a camera and try to twist the truth.

What is more important in journalism? Truth, or money from political parties?"

"""Truth!"""

"This investigation will tell which news channel and newspaper takes money from which party.

Anyway, putting this issue out of the way, let's start the rally by taking blessings of Chhattrapati Shivaji Maharaj, take inspiration from him to stand up for truth, justice and bravery. We will never bow to corrupt and criminal politicians and gangsters!

Shivaji Maharaj ki!"

"Jai!"

"Shivaji Maharaj ki!"

"Jai!"

"Shivaji Maharaj ki!"

"Jai!!!"

The crowd became excited with the chants of Shivaji Maharaj, and the rally followed.

"It has been 56 years since we got independence after continuous struggle.

But, why are we still poor?

Singapore got independence in 1962 from the British, and got separated from Malaysia in 1965. It doesn't have any resources whatsoever. It even has to imports water from other countries!

What does Singapore has? Just a strategic location, which could have been replaced by the neighbouring country Indonesia, which has the fourth largest population in the world.

Chinese, Malay, Indians, all were fighting amongst each other. The whole island country was devastated by war. There may be debris of bombs still beneath soil.

But, why is Singapore so ahead of every country in the world, even USA and Europe? Why is it that a country which has to rely on imports for even water has no homeless and beggars?

Why is it that Asia's biggest slum in the 60s became the best city in the world, and our Mumbai is mocked across the world as not only Asia, but the world's biggest slum!?

We have all the resources in the world except good enough oil.

India has one-fourth of the world's Thorium reserves. One-fourth! 25%! With so much Thorium, which is much cleaner and safer than Uranium and Plutonium, we can give the cheapest electricity in the world to each and every village!

But why is it, that we are so poor? Why is it that China, where tens of lakhs of people died in famine during Cultural Revolution, so, just so ahead of us!?

Because, we lack leaders. We lack vision.

Those who have proper vision, leadership abilities, and ideas, don't participate in the decision making of the country, too afraid of the gangsters and criminals in politics, and only interested in complaining instead of taking matters in their own hands!

Mumbai and Singapore aren't much different. Instead, Mumbai has much, much, exponentially much more advantages than Singapore!

Mumbai is a port city. One of the biggest ports of India. India itself has an ocean named after it because of its dominance in the past!

Mumbai has a well educated, young population, unlike the aging population that Singapore is slowly becoming.

Mumbai is the melting point of all cultures of India. Marathi, Gujarati, Bihari, Bengali, you name a culture and you will find it thriving in Mumbai. Mumbai has the best food in the world because of it. Dosa, Dhokla, Sambhar, Vada Pav, Rasogulla, Burfi, everything.

But, what is the number of tourists that come to Mumbai compared to others?

The only thing that is stopping Mumbai from growing is dishonest politicians, gangsters, mafias, and not having a party for good people to come to.

I am not a visionary like Lee Kuan Yew. I can't speak more languages than Hindi and English. I am not smart enough to be a lawyer. I am a privileged girl who made good money from investing here and there.

In some years, I will become a Billionaire. But by political standards, I will be just a baby.

I will not come here to ask you for your votes by pretending to be a common girl wearing white kurta or saree. I am wearing jewellery because I can afford to.

I will keep wearing my jewellery, because I will not let our country to go bankrupt, and not let our gold to be taken away as collateral in Britain of all place, and then pretend that the economic growth is due to me!

I will never let Mother India's gold to be taken away from her! I, no. We will never let that shameful incident occur ever again!

Competent people, participate in politics. Don't let Gundaraj happen anymore. I will use my personal money to bring investment and employment in our country.

I will bring manufacturing on a big scale in the country, like China has done to escape poverty. Like Singapore has done to escape poverty.

But, we are too far behind them on our infrastructure. Why? Because our governments were busy spending more than half of our budget to pay people who no longer work! It was only recently that the system changed, but those mentally retarded want to bankrupt our country once again by bringing it back by lying to our people!

As I said, I am not competent enough like the founding father of Singapore. But, instead of being egoistic that, 'What I am doing is the best for the country', and not listening to any advice, I have created this party, a real democratic party where the votes of every party member matters, so that we can listen to everyone's opinion, admit our incompetence and learn from experts who have already done it.

Air India, which was once the Maharaja of air, on which Emirates and Singapore Airlines have drawn inspiration from, is now a third class, forgettable airlines, that's only purpose is to be taxis for politicians and their families!

I won't say that I will do everything for you.

I can't clean all the streets. Everyone needs to not make it dirty.

I can't fix the horrendous, vomit inducing toilets of the trains. Everyone needs to not make it dirty.

I can't make the government offices efficient alone. You need to complain and keep those freeloaders disciplined.

We will make sure that nobody has to waste hours, days and even months in government offices! We, not I! We together!

If someone is making excuse of lunch break in office hours, slap a complain, and the BP government will make sure that he/she is fired immediately.

Only those who deserve the government jobs will get it. Freeloaders can't keep hoarding all the positions!

When there is 10,000 government job vacancies, they will increase to 50,000! And no one's BP will rise just because they want a simple thing done.

No to Sarkari Babus, yes to Civil Servants!

We will protest against the airport authorities to raise the height ceilings for buildings to international standards! We won't give up until they agree to us!

Mumbai can't expand horizontal. It is almost an island. If this keeps going on, 1BHK homes will be sold in crores! And we, together will stop the real estate mafia!

Homes aren't meant to be investments by the rich. They are meant to be the basic right of every human!

Will you allow people to take away water in draught, and not even drinking it because the price of water will rise!?"

"""NO!"""

"Do you want everyone to have a respectable home, with water connections, toilets, and a clean neighbourhood?"

"YES!"

"Then join the party and start contributing to the country. No need to afraid of any gangsters! I will not let even one of my party member be threatened by those goons.

Even if you don't know how to make things better, don't worry! We will learn from those who have solved the crisis! If you have any ideas, we will listen unlike the undemocratic parties.

We were the richest in the past! We were the smartest in the past! We were the exporter of knowledge and finished products in the past. We have waited too long to build back ourselves to our glory.

Make India Great Again!"

"""Yayyy!"""

"Make India!"

"""Great Again!"""

"Make India!"

"""Great Again!"""

"Bharat Mata ki!"

"""Jai!"""

"Bharat Mata ki!"

"""Jai!"""

"Vande!"

"""Mataram!"""

"Vande!"

"""Mataram!"""

"Rally disperse!"

"""... """

"Jai Hind!"

"""Jai Hind!"""